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By *aulkner OP Man
over a year ago

South shields

A particularly inventive one... sticking it through a toilet roll so it sticks out the other end!

Apart from telly remotes and cans of Lynx, what REALLY turns you on to see a cock compared with ladies?

Inquiring minds need to know for future pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've made the inner tubes thinner now. Some men wouldn't fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They've made the inner tubes thinner now. Some men wouldn't fit "

Those are the ones we want to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the tube from the tinfoil

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By *aulkner OP Man
over a year ago

South shields

Kitchen roll tube, guy, myself... when I can get it through...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a pillar candle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fit snug into an industrial size roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I wouldn't know I dont trawl through the sites cock pics but there will be thousands who do and dont tuck an inch into their asshole either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a smarties tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

That would work xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a polo mint hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they explain the stains on the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I wouldn't know I dont trawl through the sites cock pics but there will be thousands who do and dont tuck an inch into their asshole either. "

A guy would have to be pretty well endowed in order to tuck their cock into their own asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I wouldn't know I dont trawl through the sites cock pics but there will be thousands who do and dont tuck an inch into their asshole either.

A guy would have to be pretty well endowed in order to tuck their cock into their own asshole."

I saw that on a porn film

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I've yet to turn up to a meet and be greeted by a tape measure grasping individual. Or a sky remote. Or a lynx can. Or in fact - any desire to measure up at all!

I wonder if people actually did that it might stop all the cock pic comparison shots?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i wonder if they stopped comparing if i few rogue cockless guys would slip the met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laundry bin?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Thats short for metropolitan police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to compare them to the size of my mouth firstly

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"what REALLY turns you on to see a cock compared with ladies?"

My hand.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

would love to know where all those mini sky remotes you see on here come from ?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Taiwan ?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

them tape measures come in all shapes and sizes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to compare them to the size of my mouth firstly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ave not measure mine cuz it's bent. Don't think it can get through a toilet roll cuz of the defects lol.

Am gonna go give it a try now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a good old can of stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how many bagels can you hang off it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I've yet to turn up to a meet and be greeted by a tape measure grasping individual. Or a sky remote. Or a lynx can. Or in fact - any desire to measure up at all!

I wonder if people actually did that it might stop all the cock pic comparison shots?

Maybe - likely wouldn't make any difference to whether or not they get meets though.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Miniature whiskey bottle for me

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By *aulkner OP Man
over a year ago

South shields

"would love to know where all those mini sky remotes you see on here come from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

Scale rule...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only guy on here I've ever seen post his cock next to a tape measure

I wouldn't know I dont trawl through the sites cock pics but there will be thousands who do and dont tuck an inch into their asshole either.

A guy would have to be pretty well endowed in order to tuck their cock into their own asshole."

I've seen it on a profile recently! Looks a bit strange and gives the saying go fuck yourself new possibilites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im board of guys going on and on and on about how big there cock is. It really doesn't matter if they have a face that would curdle milk and a personality that makes Ted Bundy friendly.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Fish fingers or packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im board of guys going on and on and on about how big there cock is. It really doesn't matter if they have a face that would curdle milk and a personality that makes Ted Bundy friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one compared to a packet of digestives.

Most unfair. Made me horny and hungry at the same time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Im board of guys going on and on and on about how big there cock is. It really doesn't matter if they have a face that would curdle milk and a personality that makes Ted Bundy friendly.

Many think it's their biggest USP.

Whilst many (including us!) have preferences for a certain size - anyone that harps on about it, has a cock avatar - or messages us telling us how big it is, is 99% likely to be ignored or blocked.

We can judge size ourselves easily if a full body shot is present. We don't need a number, a 'comparison shot' or a tape measure in the photo.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

As long as they have one and it isn't a micropenis - sort of like the real thing, but in miniature - I don't need a pic of it next to something. However, if guys do insist on putting it next to an object, I wish they'd think outside the box and use a bread bin, or a Land Rover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im board of guys going on and on and on about how big there cock is. It really doesn't matter if they have a face that would curdle milk and a personality that makes Ted Bundy friendly.

Many think it's their biggest USP.

Whilst many (including us!) have preferences for a certain size - anyone that harps on about it, has a cock avatar - or messages us telling us how big it is, is 99% likely to be ignored or blocked.

We can judge size ourselves easily if a full body shot is present. We don't need a number, a 'comparison shot' or a tape measure in the photo.

I know a lot of bi buys like a big cock up their arse and if that thrills them fine but really if all you are is a big cock?.... Well that says it all really doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to compare them to the size of my mouth firstly

If you're looking for a comfy fit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got quite a few pictures on my profile where I use a ladies face to show perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit four Polo mints snuggly on mine..For that fresh Minty taste

Innit

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Perspective is a wonderous thing,, using that I m bigger than the leaning tower of Pisa,

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By *aulkner OP Man
over a year ago

South shields

"Perspective is a wonderous thing,, using that I m bigger than the leaning tower of Pisa,

And just as wonky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tape measure, or a micro penis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us oldies could use our 7inch vinyls

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