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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's cat hair on my duvet..... I don't have a cat??????

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There's cat hair on my duvet. And everything else I own.

I have two cats but from the amount they shed, you'd be forgiven for thinking it's twenty.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries "

I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries

I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting. "

I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries

I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.

I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor "

And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast."

some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a Pussy but i dont now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think our moggie has a full body shave every day the amount of fur that's deposited around the place. Thank god shirley pup doesnt shed.

I love bears.

and chocolate

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries

I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.

I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor

And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body."

Hahahaaa or the other side of the cup/glass and he headbutts into your teeth!!! Spilling your lovely drink all down your front

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I used to have a Pussy but i dont now "

Nooooooo I am so sorry for you! It's a terrible loss

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx"

I get in-person, hands on tuition

I fixed the teacher's computer recently and I'm going to a knit and natter group she holds, mostly to check everything is ok with the PC, this afternoon. She's going to teach me to crochet whilst I'm there.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I used to have a Pussy but i dont now "

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries

I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.

I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor

And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body.

Hahahaaa or the other side of the cup/glass and he headbutts into your teeth!!! Spilling your lovely drink all down your front "

Yes, been there, done that.

Or he tries to stick his head in the glass/mug as I'm trying to drink from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx

I get in-person, hands on tuition

I fixed the teacher's computer recently and I'm going to a knit and natter group she holds, mostly to check everything is ok with the PC, this afternoon. She's going to teach me to crochet whilst I'm there."

Still look em up give you head start. So easy to pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work pants have a hole in the arse but amazingly without looking I managed to where the same colour underpants so you don't notice it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to tell my boss where to stick his job today! Too old.... Pah!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm going to tell my boss where to stick his job today! Too old.... Pah!!"

Do you have another one lined up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating a murray mint

Ive got my hood up

I had ricicles for breakfast

And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Im eating a murray mint

Ive got my hood up

I had ricicles for breakfast

And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole"

You must have a light cat or a very strong curtain pole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im eating a murray mint

Ive got my hood up

I had ricicles for breakfast

And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole"
Heavens....Ricicles!!! I haven't heard of them in aeons......I prefer this....place one Weetabix in a bowl, cover it with corn flakes, NO sugar and pour cold full fat milk over the lot. Scrumptious.

I didn't have the above for breakfast as I'm turning into a slob in my autumn years, so, I'm watching my weight.

I also don't keep a cat but I adore them.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It is not my birthday so I would like some non-birthday wishes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not eating a bacon sandwich

Which is why the cats are leaving me alone

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm not eating a bacon sandwich

Which is why the cats are leaving me alone "

My boy goes mad for tuna. He'd bug me for a bacon sarnie but not in the same way as for tuna. I take my life in my hands eating a tuna sandwich or salad.

It smells like cat food. How could I take the food from his poor starving mouth. I give him dry biscuits and I eat the yummy cat food. I'm a dreadful mummy.

When I have tuna anyone would think I never fed him. And I have to eat it at an angle, leaning away from him and moving/raising it out of his reach as necessary.

He's a rescue cat and he had beautiful manners when I adopted him because he was scared of being punished. He is now thoroughly spoilt and his table manners are no more.

As for girl cat, she stuck her face into a guest's fish and chip paper whilst he was eating last week

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our bin men just said good morning, wtf? Not Christmas already is it? Am I in a time warp

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I just had a shower which was similar to being peed on by a hamster.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast."

Add sone cheese and spring onions to the mix and microwave for a very yummy twist to those scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry and I want tea

I don't want to get it myself

My cat used to go mad for kebab meat

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I just had a shower which was similar to being peed on by a hamster. "

I don't want to know how you know that!

I'm drinking tea and hanging out the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mangina needs a trim. It's looking like a badger on heat!!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am the Empress of TMI this morning

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Our most recent profile views have been 13 silhouettes and 5 cock avatars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tonsillitis and my dog is wearing a dress today

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need to find decent yoga and pilates classes to go to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had marmite on toast for breakfast

At work but the work computer says no. I can't remember my password

Although I do no it's rude

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've just been talking to Blondie and she told me the tide is high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have another boring day at work ahead.

I dont have (dare I say dont like ) cats

And im now thinking about kitchen avetar challenge and what to have for lunch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Today I shall be mostly talking in song lyrics. With every shal a la lah and every woh o o oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I shall be mostly talking in song lyrics. With every shal a la lah and every woh o o oh. "

Do you know a song about peeing hamsters?

Or one that'll get on yer nerves?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Today I shall be mostly talking in song lyrics. With every shal a la lah and every woh o o oh.

Do you know a song about peeing hamsters?

Or one that'll get on yer nerves?"

I know a bear song!

Yogi's knob is long and green, cue cum, cue cum,

Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cue cum bear.

He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!!

Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cucumbear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is not my birthday so I would like some non-birthday wishes please "

Happy it's-not-your-birthday!

Where's the cake?????

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It is not my birthday so I would like some non-birthday wishes please

Happy it's-not-your-birthday!

Where's the cake????? "

It's a diet non-birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx"

Can you crochet cat hair?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx

Can you crochet cat hair?"

Anything I crochet at home will have cat hair in it. Is that close enough?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cats have received their own fanmail through the post addressed directly to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am allergic to cats.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My internet stopped working because the tube was blocked with lol cats. I had to download some funny doge memes to clear the blockage.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Im writing a novel in crayon today on toilet paper just in case it turns out shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone knit me a cock sock please? In this weather at this rate i'd end up with a clitoris for a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a minuite I shall go downstairs to the kitchen for a glass of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm staring at clouds

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I keep smiling randomly.....not sure why but I am enjoying it so ho hum

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.i clap my neighbours cat for 5minutes when it sneak in to calm me down then throw it out before its hairs go everywhere x x X

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hey I heard you all like cat threads so listen I put a cat inside my post about cats so you can look at a cat while you're reading about cats.

=^..^=

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hey I heard you all like cat threads so listen I put a cat inside my post about cats so you can look at a cat while you're reading about cats."

=^..^=

Yes I realise it looks more like a Red Panda you fuckers.

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I dislike cats

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I have no opinion on red pandas, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell do hair dryers work? I feel it sucking in the air, but then it comes out hot straight away - blows my mind

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I dislike cats

"

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post your "banal nonsense" here.

I shall be learning to crochet today.

I like shoes.

I have to wash my hair later.

I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Add sone cheese and spring onions to the mix and microwave for a very yummy twist to those scrambled eggs"

Yum think I will have that for my tea

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm looking after the neighbour's cat from later today, as they're away for the weekend - possibly camping

It's still sunny here, though more rain has been forecast.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i think i will have some over active thyroid washed down with lashing of garden pea juice for my trimester and a can of windoleen for supper x x X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've found a long black hair in my pants

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've found a long black hair in my pants "

Is it a cat hair bro? If not, start another thread!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've found a long black hair in my pants

Is it a cat hair bro? If not, start another thread!"

It could be, although it doesn't smell fishy or anything.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've found a long black hair in my pants

Is it a cat hair bro? If not, start another thread!

It could be, although it doesn't smell fishy or anything. "

Well that rules out fish hair then.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Nearly time for me to finish work and go home and stroke my cats.....and my husband if he is near the cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sexually frustrated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is "Banal Bollocks"?...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

im easily and belated..but is middle England in middle England? x x X

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By *NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

St Albans

I don't have a cat.

I find ny daughter's blue hair everywhere.

pasta for dinner tonight

might treat myself to whiskey

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

theres Jane cardboard Jane

all she munches just the same

but then Jane

got the inside

of toiletroll

and rammed

her cardboard pussy

somethin rotten

sweet little cardboard Jane x x X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I am sexually frustrated! "

Are you speaking on behalf of your pussy?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i didn't know that granary bread got its name from Mr warbatons transgender mother in laws mother Hillary x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just started my full back tattoo

I've just had spaghetti bol for tea

I'm working tonight

I have to have my face cut open in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sexually frustrated!

Are you speaking on behalf of your pussy? "

Amongst other things...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today my freebies from work amount to:

1 tuna and mayo sandwich

3 shortbread biscuits

1 Danish

1 cherry and coconut scone

Some bacon scraps for my cats

Miffed that the kp boy threw a load of tuna mayo in the bin and THEN remembered cats like tuna.

My backbone is trying to get out of my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continuing scriptwriting for a client's project. Browsing these forums, whilst chicken's in the oven. Just noticed a slight tear in my Beatles poster that hangs above me. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the bus wondering if the person behind me can see what and who I'm perving at and thinking do I really care anyway, oh and what something quick and easy to I have for dinner.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

i dont have a cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cat just climbed out the bsthroom window to chase a ginger tom away

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In 59 days I get my phone upgrade

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Our cat just climbed out the bsthroom window to chase a ginger tom away"
tell tom theres a ginger tag team happening. x x X

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"im easily and belated..but is middle England in middle England? x x X"

no its in Scotland , somewhere between Glasgow and Edinburough

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")"

I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")

I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny "

I can get on board with this concept.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")

I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny

I can get on board with this concept. "

Not on rant day, surely?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")

I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny

I can get on board with this concept.

Not on rant day, surely? "

I don't know what it is about Rant Thursdays® but I seem to get very little sexual interest.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have just removed a post for the sheer hell of it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I have just removed a post for the sheer hell of it "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Thursdays are usually a wee bit less shitey but not for everyone or fish. x x X

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")

I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny

I can get on board with this concept.

Not on rant day, surely?

I don't know what it is about Rant Thursdays® but I seem to get very little sexual interest. "

Teleport yerself down here then

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have been sitting on my left foot and it has gone to sleep

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And really, since it is no longer Wednesday, we now need a Thursday's "Banal Bollocks" thread.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

( \__/ ). .~. ~.

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• (. _(. ) _ . '

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Ooh look! A squirrel!!

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I dislike cats

Bunnies?

()()

(*-*)

c(")(")"

Indifferent about bunnies - although that one is pretty cool

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

As is the squirrel

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I've just finished my cup of tea

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

is Arabic gum really spunk from Arabia? x x X

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.

/ 0. 0. . /. .'

{ o __, \. {

/. . . ). \

|. - | '-' \. }

• (. _(. ) _ . '

' ---.~. ___ &

Ooh look! A squirrel!!

A"

LOOK OUT!

SHARK!!¡

~~~~~~^~~~~~

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.

/ 0. 0. . /. .'

{ o __, \. {

/. . . ). \

|. - | '-' \. }

• (. _(. ) _ . '

' ---.~. ___ &

Ooh look! A squirrel!!

A

LOOK OUT!

SHARK!!¡

~~~~~~^~~~~~ "

Worse!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A stealth shark!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.

/ 0. 0. . /. .'

{ o __, \. {

/. . . ). \

|. - | '-' \. }

• (. _(. ) _ . '

' ---.~. ___ &

Ooh look! A squirrel!!

A

LOOK OUT!

SHARK!!¡

~~~~~~^~~~~~

Worse!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A stealth shark! "

You fleeing from my shark...

~~~~~~^~~~~~\0/~~~~~

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.

/ 0. 0. . /. .'

{ o __, \. {

/. . . ). \

|. - | '-' \. }

• (. _(. ) _ . '

' ---.~. ___ &

Ooh look! A squirrel!!

A

LOOK OUT!

SHARK!!¡

~~~~~~^~~~~~

Worse!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A stealth shark!

You fleeing from my shark...

~~~~~~^~~~~~\0/~~~~~"

Flee? Pah! Bring it on shark!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is even more banal than I expected

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"This thread is even more banal than I expected"

Naturally, I can't risk being convicted of false advertising

It does exactly what it says on the tin. Or something.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"This thread is even more banal than I expected"

\/,, (^_^)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My U Drill just shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is even more banal than I expected

Naturally, I can't risk being convicted of false advertising

It does exactly what it says on the tin. Or something."
indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train and bus journeys back and forth. Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know what "banal bollocks" is...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I still don't know what "banal bollocks" is..."
well if you get a potato scone and a seedling go bottom of the side chute ,blister bonj ,yes Thats blister bonj with a j but no crows nests . . .Thats how i interpret banal bollocks . . .or as we say in the side streets binijy bonj catterick Murphy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know what "banal bollocks" is... well if you get a potato scone and a seedling go bottom of the side chute ,blister bonj ,yes Thats blister bonj with a j but no crows nests . . .Thats how i interpret banal bollocks . . .or as we say in the side streets binijy bonj catterick Murphy. "

Ah cheers. I fully understand now...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .oh this love that I've been given

can it ever be enough

no one else can move me

.

give me a sign

oh baby

tell me what you need

you can count on me

count on me

I'll give you what you need

what you need

i know we got each other baby

each other baby

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