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What’s the worst thing you have done to fuck off the neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(No murdering them please)

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Rented my house out to a single mum with 4 lads. They partied every weekend, caused riots and wrecked my back garden. My neighbours hated me when I moved back !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called the police because he was stripping and cleaning a revolver in his shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rented my house out to a single mum with 4 lads. They partied every weekend, caused riots and wrecked my back garden. My neighbours hated me when I moved back !!!"
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Haha bloody fantastic

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

shit through the letterbox! ..... . .takes years to learn x x X

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Her boyf regularly parked blocking my path and at very poor angles that made it tricky to manouver around (its a particularly narrow road outside my house) he may have thought he had a valve fault on his tyres...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

put maggots through her letterbox and superglued her locks hated this woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He he he he I like you lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine came under 'criminal damage'

May I add, I was under the influence of alcohol at the time and convinced myself it was on behalf of a friend.

Alcohol abuses me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After they had a party till 5 am one SUNDAY. Night I got my daughter's CD player and put speakers against the wall and put her CD on loop playing that blue dabboodeedabooda. Song on full volume, we all went to work/ school wife was first home at 4 .

They knocked saying they were very very sorry about party. Would u please turn that song off now.

They moved out six weeks later.

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By *r-Cum-AgainMan
over a year ago

Whitefield

My neighbours are great. They're both deaf so I can make as much noise as I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a social club across the road that liked to blare music out loud from mid-evening to about 2am with the doors and windows open.

Also started staying open until 3 or 4am, illegally, when he caught wind of all the official complaints. Then jerry rigged a beer garden up front, also without a license, and turned the street into a toilet full of underage d*unk scallies...

So I picked the front of his club apart with my air rifle when it was too loud to hear the damage. Took out his hanging baskets, flood light and two CCTV cameras. Then shot a guy pissing in my mum's front garden.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"After they had a party till 5 am one SUNDAY. Night I got my daughter's CD player and put speakers against the wall and put her CD on loop playing that blue dabboodeedabooda. Song on full volume, we all went to work/ school wife was first home at 4 .

They knocked saying they were very very sorry about party. Would u please turn that song off now.

They moved out six weeks later. "
ive done that lol it works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentioned them on a swingers website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour actually has a great big fucking shotgun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her boyf regularly parked blocking my path and at very poor angles that made it tricky to manouver around (its a particularly narrow road outside my house) he may have thought he had a valve fault on his tyres... "
best way of doing that is to superglue a small ball bearing/piece of plastic inside one of the valve caps.

That way they get a slow leak and if like a liot of people when they check their tyres thy take all the valve caps off the problem frequently moves to a different wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour actually has a great big fucking shotgun. "

Fact or euphemism?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

knew someone who put her neighbours telephone number in a telephone box saying call miss kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour actually has a great big fucking shotgun.

Fact or euphemism?"

If I say fact..i'm screwed.

If I say euphemism I'm equally screwed.

I see what you did there.....

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

we have lovely neighbours .... however when I was younger we used to have to squat buildings .... the worst thing we did to fuck off neighbours was move in next door to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we have lovely neighbours .... however when I was younger we used to have to squat buildings .... the worst thing we did to fuck off neighbours was move in next door to them"

See, just for a moment there I thought you must have REALLY muscular legs.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Had one lot evicted after months of loud parties all days of the week till dawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have asked a guy I've met who loves the outdoors would he mind awfully fucking me on their front lawn, anally. And he has to wave if they look out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are a pair of snobs.Last summer they had a delivery of the 'rattan syle' garden furniture.My staffy found a gap in the fence,jumped onto the rattan table and pissed on it whilst they stood there with faces like slapped arses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good staffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved in next door

Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't mention 'Staffy' is her sisters nickname though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the person i houssshared with used yo regularly park our cars either side of the lady next doors car so she wouldn't get out in a million years. It is sad, but we used to stand there, each guiding each other till our cars were like half an inch to hers. She was evil mind....

Lauz x

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

my downstairs neighbour used to come home every night bladdered and was then hungover in the morning....my kids get up at 6 and used to disturb her hangover so in retaliation, on return from the pub, she would repeatedly slam her front door and all her kitchen units doors.....my retaliation was to jump as high as I could and bounce all round the flat ( I aint light neither) did get to the point where I was screaming through her letterbox threatening to kick her teeth in....we were both bad neighbours...some intentionally bad things...anyway ive moved, still see her and smile sweetly

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

shag !!!!!!! hahaha they kept banging on the walls during those moments they wouldnt talk to me after a couple of weeks of me moving in Ive no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got paint on his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL d*unk christmas about 10 years ago, me and a few mates were talking to a neighbour's daughter while she was having a sneaky fag out the window.

One of the lads with us, Mello, really liked her and I was throwing him cheap digs by asking her for a cheeky christmas snog. Next thing she closed the window after we all started making demands and the last thing, I just shouted CORRR, GO ON, SHOW US YER MINCE PIES LUV!!!

Next thing, the next neighbour over, a sixty year old fella bursts out through the front door in his silk housecoat and starts chasing Mello around the street, proper outraged at the mince pie statement and threatening to knock him out.

Mello even told him it was me but he didn't believe him and started belting him hahahaa

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I couldn't possibly incriminate myself on a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, there might be members of authority about lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, there might be members of authority about lol"
Not you as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well! "
And me

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well! "

Who me? I'm innocent, I'm even starting my own religion...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well!

Who me? I'm innocent, I'm even starting my own religion... "
Are you a member of this new religion / cult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have galled the gas board because they were fiddling the meter and I might have arranged the odd takeaway delivery or 6. There and again I might not have.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I might have galled the gas board because they were fiddling the meter and I might have arranged the odd takeaway delivery or 6. There and again I might not have. "
A mere beginner compared to the ninja

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My neighbour one side is lovely. Other side works away all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well!

Who me? I'm innocent, I'm even starting my own religion... Are you a member of this new religion / cult? "

We're called Cunts Witnesses!

We knock on doors and say "Hello, do you have a moment to talk about cunts?"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well!

Who me? I'm innocent, I'm even starting my own religion... Are you a member of this new religion / cult?

We're called Cunts Witnesses!

We knock on doors and say "Hello, do you have a moment to talk about cunts?"

"
Can't you find any , any other way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, there might be members of authority about lolNot you as well!

Who me? I'm innocent, I'm even starting my own religion... Are you a member of this new religion / cult?

We're called Cunts Witnesses!

We knock on doors and say "Hello, do you have a moment to talk about cunts?"

Can't you find any , any other way? "

Look about, there are cunts everywhere but nobody notices

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By *erterjonesMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"That way they get a slow leak and if like a liot of people when they check their tyres thy take all the valve caps off the problem frequently moves to a different wheel"

Love it

(note to self buy some small ball bearings)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was merely a witness to this.....

Best friends patio / fencing panels was breaking up due to root invasion from the neighbours sod off great tree's......

He asked the neighbour politely to cut back the trees and do something with the roots as causing havoc......, the neighbour response was you can only cut anything thats over your land and you have to give it back.....

With that My friend went and hired a tree shredder and then proceeded to post all branches, roots he'd removed through the neighbours letter box at full bore.....

I dont think i've ever seen someone look so angry or so close to keeling over in my life when they returned home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to fall through my neighbours ceiling when doing my loft convertion it was ready to let no one living in it I had to ring the police to get in contact with the neighbour to let me out after setting the burglar alarm off so embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put water on his step when it was -5 the next day it was like dancing on ice but without the dancing just a trip to A and E ! He is a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to fall through my neighbours ceiling when doing my loft convertion it was ready to let no one living in it I had to ring the police to get in contact with the neighbour to let me out after setting the burglar alarm off so embarrassing "

You were drilling camera holes above the bedroom weren't ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to fall through my neighbours ceiling when doing my loft convertion it was ready to let no one living in it I had to ring the police to get in contact with the neighbour to let me out after setting the burglar alarm off so embarrassing

You were drilling camera holes above the bedroom weren't ya "

Ha ha she was quite fit but didn't live there alas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave em back their dogs poo after it shit on our garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came back from holiday once to find my neighbours at the time had re painted my garage door with a scene from the teletubbies ! It put me right off Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La & Po !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reverse of being a horrible neibough, I used to put the bins out for a few old people dragging the bins down loads of concrete steps, I even helped them cut their grass and carry out small odd jobs. I didn't mind as it was easy for me and gave me something to do in my spare time.

One day I caught them checking the tax on my car. It all stopped from that day and i spent many a cold winters day watching the fuckers struggle and failing from the comfort of my warm front room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour work away a lot an is a right dick! But he has a very nice wife. So when he came home one night and decided to crash into my car wen it was on my drive, I then decided the next time he was away from home to have a BBQ invite all the neighbours and ended up as planned having his wife in most of the rooms in my house and that went on for a good couple of months. They then moved which was a shame she really knew her way round a bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moved in next door lol

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Person across the road pissed me off, my revenge... connected my projector to the laptop and beamed porn across the front of his house.... lot of people stood outside watch ... lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a nutcase of a neighbour move next door to me years ago ... He systematically fell out with and bullied other neighbours eventually getting round to me , we had a debate about his behaviour one day and I told him what I thought of it , he went potty , ranting and ravin tellin me how hard he was and what he has done etc , I told him that I neither liked him or was afraid of him ... This didn't help , he went scatty called me all manner of names then said something about my daughter bein a tramp .... Wallop ... I lamped him , spark out ... As he came round I went off on one , out of character I hasten to add .... Next thing the police arrive , I got lifted for threatening behaviour and assault ! The police then found out from the other neighbours the full story and charges were dropped .... Then just to wind him up I put his details and car reg to webuyanycar ... Lol .. He didn't bother with me after that ....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Her boyf regularly parked blocking my path and at very poor angles that made it tricky to manouver around (its a particularly narrow road outside my house) he may have thought he had a valve fault on his tyres... "
i did this to parking half way across my drive with shittiest transet van uve ever seen.

i hear sugar in the fuel tank kills engines i never saw this van again nor missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in a cul-de-sac once where I had sex with the wives of both my neighbours on either side of my house (not both together like fmf though). Their men weren't pissed off as they never found out.

Trouble was the women would notice when I was alone in the house and call round. Whichever got there first was looked after. The other woman was pissed off though because I did not open the door. I would not recommend it to anyone; very stressful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple next door who were both shift workers, as I was at the time. One day I was trying to sleep after a night shift and drilling plus hammering started in next door's place. After a sleepless 2 hours I went around there to ask for it to stop. The lady of the house answered the door in her nightclothes. She had been on night shift also and couldn't sleep. Her hubby had arranged for a new kitchen to be installed while he was at work - apparently he'd had rows with her over her going out to work shifts and decided to get shitty about things.

Anyway, being single at the time, I suggested that I get us into a local hotel for some sleep. She agreed and off we went. Needless to say not much sleeping was done!!

Shame (not!!) that the kitchen job took longer than expected. I found out that the guy doing the job was a mate of my Dad's, and he didn't really like the bloke he was doing the job for, so he just kept schtum!! Good man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(No murdering them please) "
is it ok if the charge was manslaughter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(No murdering them please) is it ok if the charge was manslaughter?"

It's only murder if ya get caught....

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Our first house had a house next door that was rented. Eventually got the scrote family moving in. The noise started immediately.music till late, arguments and loads of noisy kids visiting.

After a month of knocking on and polite requests,I'd had enough. So explained to Mr Scrote it had to stop. He said he was powerless.the kids ruled the roost.

We went to Malta for a fortnight shortly after,so treated them to 14 nights of Joe Dolce ah shaddap a ya face.

When we got home,there was a pile of notes behind the door. Started off threatening and ended up apologising,then begging.

They moved soon after,before they went,Mr Scrote asked for the cd,for if his kids got out of control again.

Good man Joe !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first house had a house next door that was rented. Eventually got the scrote family moving in. The noise started immediately.music till late, arguments and loads of noisy kids visiting.

After a month of knocking on and polite requests,I'd had enough. So explained to Mr Scrote it had to stop. He said he was powerless.the kids ruled the roost.

We went to Malta for a fortnight shortly after,so treated them to 14 nights of Joe Dolce ah shaddap a ya face.

When we got home,there was a pile of notes behind the door. Started off threatening and ended up apologising,then begging.

They moved soon after,before they went,Mr Scrote asked for the cd,for if his kids got out of control again.

Good man Joe !

"

Joe Dolce! Thats just plain evil I am surprised you weren't arrested for bad taste in music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got fed up with her rhubarb overgrowing into my garden and cutting off the light to my plants so I poisoned it with killer. Unfortunately after 5 years of her never using it or cutting it back she decided to make herself a rhubarb pie that weekend. I found out the next day when she was talking to me over the garden wall about she'd had a rash for a few days which came out of nowhere. oopps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my neighbours "

I liked my neighbours wife mmm i liked her a lot of times.

He was a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrown swingers partys ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door neighbour told wife he had seen me with another woman so made a point of bedding his wife lol if only he knew karma a bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door kept smoking and throwing cigarette ends into the garden and on my car. After being ignored when I asked politely to not do it I brushed them all up after it had been raining and posted them through their letter box. Their beige carpet was ruined and oddly enough the habit stopped .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprayed his whole front garden with paraquat killer in revenge for letting his dog crap in mine every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours dog kept barking all night and every night . So I grabbed it and put it in my garden last night . Lets see how she likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(No murdering them please) "

Fucked his wife

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"My neighbours are great. They're both deaf so I can make as much noise as I want"

Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threatened to shove their radio up their arse if they didn't turn it down as it was on full blast and they know I work nights.

I did ask them politely at first but they ignored me and turned it.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Our first house had a house next door that was rented. Eventually got the scrote family moving in. The noise started immediately.music till late, arguments and loads of noisy kids visiting.

After a month of knocking on and polite requests,I'd had enough. So explained to Mr Scrote it had to stop. He said he was powerless.the kids ruled the roost.

We went to Malta for a fortnight shortly after,so treated them to 14 nights of Joe Dolce ah shaddap a ya face.

When we got home,there was a pile of notes behind the door. Started off threatening and ended up apologising,then begging.

They moved soon after,before they went,Mr Scrote asked for the cd,for if his kids got out of control again.

Good man Joe !

"

- "shaddup a ya face"

Classic. You could have also put on "agadoo", "the birdie song".

There's probably plenty of other songs similar.

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Apparently if a tree has grown to completely overshadow your garden and house and after polite request repeatedly nothing is done....

Said tree doesn't do to well if you use a 12' drill to drill a hole into the root and feed it certain chemicals.

So I am told anyway

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Sold their house while they were away.

I 'borrowed' a local estate agent's for sale sign complete with sold bit on it and planted it in their front garden. A friend of theirs saw it when she called round and was upset they were moving without saying anything, so rang them up to give her friend what for, and that she was glad she slept with her hubby anyhow! (this last I only found out months later)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if a tree has grown to completely overshadow your garden and house and after polite request repeatedly nothing is done....

Said tree doesn't do to well if you use a 12' drill to drill a hole into the root and feed it certain chemicals.

So I am told anyway "
bit of diesel or piece of lead does the trick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if a tree has grown to completely overshadow your garden and house and after polite request repeatedly nothing is done....

Said tree doesn't do to well if you use a 12' drill to drill a hole into the root and feed it certain chemicals.

So I am told anyway bit of diesel or piece of lead does the trick lol"

You are a mine of strange information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the dog out to bark at 6am outside his bedroom window every day for a week after he was up till 4am playing music.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .fucking the daughter and spewing on their lamanate floor doesnt go down well x x X

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By *ancavillMan
over a year ago

st agnes

Flicked dog muck into their garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . .fucking the daughter and spewing on their lamanate floor doesnt go down well x x X "

Not at the same time?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

lifted up their son while still on his bike and threw him and bike over a fence on a bridge into the rapids of a river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moved here when i was 24 been here ever since same neighbour one side have had two lots of neighbours the other side. Friends with them all, mind you it does help having an older property detached really thick walls and two drives one side and one drive other side so ive been lucky

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


". . .fucking the daughter and spewing on their lamanate floor doesnt go down well x x X

Not at the same time?"
just enough time to leave a trail downstairs to kitchen with a bit of pressurized projectile spew x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . .fucking the daughter and spewing on their lamanate floor doesnt go down well x x X

Not at the same time? just enough time to leave a trail downstairs to kitchen with a bit of pressurized projectile spew x x X"

I bet they love you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flicked dog muck into their garden"

Put it on their front doorstep.So much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thus has cheered me up.

Old neighbours wife used to throw half eaten toast out the bedroom window.

I saved them up, knocked and left them on the step with a note....

It stopped..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"After they had a party till 5 am one SUNDAY. Night I got my daughter's CD player and put speakers against the wall and put her CD on loop playing that blue dabboodeedabooda. Song on full volume, we all went to work/ school wife was first home at 4 .

They knocked saying they were very very sorry about party. Would u please turn that song off now.

They moved out six weeks later. "

I done that but with Daniel O'Donnell and went away for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought my son a drum kit and my daughter an electric guitar and amp.

Really quiet in my house now x

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"(No murdering them please)

Fucked his wife "
fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if a tree has grown to completely overshadow your garden and house and after polite request repeatedly nothing is done....

Said tree doesn't do to well if you use a 12' drill to drill a hole into the root and feed it certain chemicals.

So I am told anyway bit of diesel or piece of lead does the trick lol"

The stuff you need is rosate from ebay, a few 3 mm holes and a syringe like you get for refilling used inkjet cartridges .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours parents were away so they had a party in the garden loud music, kids drinking etc

After a few hours I was pretty pissed off. Police said they couldn't do anything so fought fire with fire

Garden party vs my civic........ A civic which puts out 140Db

They turned it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbours parents were away so they had a party in the garden loud music, kids drinking etc

After a few hours I was pretty pissed off. Police said they couldn't do anything so fought fire with fire

Garden party vs my civic........ A civic which puts out 140Db O:-

They turned it down "

What are you running for that sound system or was it 140db from exhaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a social club across the road that liked to blare music out loud from mid-evening to about 2am with the doors and windows open.

Also started staying open until 3 or 4am, illegally, when he caught wind of all the official complaints. Then jerry rigged a beer garden up front, also without a license, and turned the street into a toilet full of underage d*unk scallies...

So I picked the front of his club apart with my air rifle when it was too loud to hear the damage. Took out his hanging baskets, flood light and two CCTV cameras. Then shot a guy pissing in my mum's front garden."

hahaha what a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm...we recently had our house painted and somehow paint not only got splatted onto their wall and wheelie bin, but their car as well!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked a car in my designated parking space so they couldn't get out.They called the police to complain and get my car removed etc.I removed it but 2 days later at my own leisure and the police had words with them and their friend who they were visiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbours parents were away so they had a party in the garden loud music, kids drinking etc

After a few hours I was pretty pissed off. Police said they couldn't do anything so fought fire with fire

Garden party vs my civic........ A civic which puts out 140Db O:-

They turned it down

What are you running for that sound system or was it 140db from exhaust "

I use Audison and hertz amps. Pioneer subs. Hertz speakers and tweeters and an alpine head unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are students and partied all season. Then a friend of mine whose a lecturer told me when it was exam week and I put my speakers through the chimney stack on loud volume and loop mode on African Drumming and did a whole week of night shifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lady neighbour came up an put her nose against the window once shouting and waving her arms about whilst I was having a wank.... Couldn't really hear what she was saying through the double glazing but I think it was something like " get out of my fucking

Garden"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

moved in next door? x x X

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Wait until they hang their washing out and have a barbeque in your back garden.

...And don't invite them

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Pulled off a girl's knickers while in our pool then threw them and they stuck on neigbours house wall nearly died having to explain to get them back this is from female half of couple whoops x

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

was at a Bi party once andwas invited to do the slut on the bed. after i'd done the busines on him he said that was good and looked up for me to see it was the god botherer from next door !! he begged me not to say anything to his mrs. I had comfortrd her several times and she knew about him but kept mum. had a good laugh with her about the look on his face. he left her and went to be a missionry in africa and she got a live in girlfriend.and moved in with her. next set of neighbours were boring.

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth


"Had a social club across the road that liked to blare music out loud from mid-evening to about 2am with the doors and windows open.

Also started staying open until 3 or 4am, illegally, when he caught wind of all the official complaints. Then jerry rigged a beer garden up front, also without a license, and turned the street into a toilet full of underage d*unk scallies...

So I picked the front of his club apart with my air rifle when it was too loud to hear the damage. Took out his hanging baskets, flood light and two CCTV cameras. Then shot a guy pissing in my mum's front garden."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After they had a party till 5 am one SUNDAY. Night I got my daughter's CD player and put speakers against the wall and put her CD on loop playing that blue dabboodeedabooda. Song on full volume, we all went to work/ school wife was first home at 4 .

They knocked saying they were very very sorry about party. Would u please turn that song off now.

They moved out six weeks later. ive done that lol it works well"

Me too! New year's eve music got louder and louder until about 5.30, keeping my small children awake and they wouldn't turn it down. At 8am I put my stereo on full blast and the daughter came round shouting. Never spoke to them again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an impromptu BBQ at 3 in the mornibg after getting in from the clubs, what capped it off was someone finding my paintball gun and dry firing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an impromptu BBQ at 3 in the morning after getting in from the clubs, what capped it off was someone finding my paintball gun and dry firing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put a bucket full of frogs through a neighbour from hells letter box the day before they got back from Holliday..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a social club across the road that liked to blare music out loud from mid-evening to about 2am with the doors and windows open.

Also started staying open until 3 or 4am, illegally, when he caught wind of all the official complaints. Then jerry rigged a beer garden up front, also without a license, and turned the street into a toilet full of underage d*unk scallies...

So I picked the front of his club apart with my air rifle when it was too loud to hear the damage. Took out his hanging baskets, flood light and two CCTV cameras. Then shot a guy pissing in my mum's front garden."

Wow that sounds like a rough area to live !!!! Oh your from Liverpool standard weekend night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do nothing on my neighbours but they used to bang my door down every Saturday at 3 in the morning.

They were bloody i was sitting up playing my drums at the time- thats all I will say!! Lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moved in next to them ... nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unscrewed their showerhead and stuck an oxo cube inside it and screwed it back up. They worked out i done it and havn't spoke to me since

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