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By *exycleaner OP   Woman
over a year ago

pontefract

ok we all seen the ads but how do they actually work ???

i got a phone call today from the c/van club to say my membership pack had been returned to them stating gone away ,as ive not gone anywhere and my address was correct which bit of your address do they go by ????

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

saw the funniest thing last week,old postie taking round a new postie to show him the ropes,being followed by my neighbour to give them back the letter they had posted to the wrong address,two of em couldn't get it right

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

very funny story lol

but why are you stalking the postmen you perve lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"very funny story lol

but why are you stalking the postmen you perve lol"
nah I was stalking the neighbour

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By *exycleaner OP   Woman
over a year ago

pontefract

ye ha ha but i wanted a serious answer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our post is terrible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok we all seen the ads but how do they actually work ???

i got a phone call today from the c/van club to say my membership pack had been returned to them stating gone away ,as ive not gone anywhere and my address was correct which bit of your address do they go by ???? "
postcode and house number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sorting office go on postcode and house number.

The post man goes on address and number.

It depends how much or booze they had the night before

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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It doesn't make sense that the item was returned. That would only happen if someone who received the item writes 'not at this address' or 'gone away' on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's not going to get better when they cull 1500 staff later this year.

Still, that's what you get when you make an entity focus on profit not service.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we have a deaf postman I had a recorded delivery and he knocked and asked me if I could sign just struck me funny

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

well we have a mailbox on the gate to save the postman a bit of a walk (about 15 yards) taken it down now to make the lazy bastard walk as we missed some xmas and birthday presents all because he kept pulling up in his van, leant out the van window to post a card saying no one in when we were.

we even saw him doing it on more than one occasion and it was a 20 mile round trip to collect from the sorting office.

wouldnt mind so much but the feckin cards he posted had already been written out before he got to the gate in his van

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

prince Charles? x x X

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By *exycleaner OP   Woman
over a year ago

pontefract


"It doesn't make sense that the item was returned. That would only happen if someone who received the item writes 'not at this address' or 'gone away' on it. "
thats what puzzles me the lady told me my address was correct but it had written on it gone away .so she is resending it ,x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it was by Royal Mail and not TNT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we have a deaf postman I had a recorded delivery and he knocked and asked me if I could sign just struck me funny "
. Why does a deaf postman strike you as funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we have a deaf postman I had a recorded delivery and he knocked and asked me if I could sign just struck me funny . Why does a deaf postman strike you as funny?"

asking to sign was funny i think - as in sign language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have royal mail and tnt - royal mail say that tnt post what they cant do on the day into royal mail boxes - wtf is that all about

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By *xxwiganMan
over a year ago

LEIGH


"we have a deaf postman I had a recorded delivery and he knocked and asked me if I could sign just struck me funny . Why does a deaf postman strike you as funny?"

Its the use of the word 'sign' that is the key to the joke. It can be used to mean write your name or sign can be used to describe how people can communicate none verbally. The humour comes from confusing the two meanings of the word sign and not the postman.

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By *exycleaner OP   Woman
over a year ago

pontefract


"Are you sure it was by Royal Mail and not TNT?"
it has come while ive been at work as it has come along with all my other mail can only presume its royal mail ,thanks guys for your help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok we all seen the ads but how do they actually work ???

i got a phone call today from the c/van club to say my membership pack had been returned to them stating gone away ,as ive not gone anywhere and my address was correct which bit of your address do they go by ???? "

I sent a few letters out last week , all were delivered back to me next day looks like the post office thought my return address was the delivery address lol .

I also reuse envelopes, when I get a check I fill out a paying in slip and reseal the envelope, then post it through bank door, .

Once I had one of these back as well obviously the bank thought it was mis delivered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The top right hand corner of all your mail states who delivered it, Royal Mail or TNT, and in response to an earlier post.....yes, if TNT can't deliver something the post them back in Royal Mail postboxes but they get charged for it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I quite often leave a couple of sweets out for my postie. I also get excellent service. The two may be linked.

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"which bit of your address do they go by ???? "

I've no idea, but as a Pontefract person with a confusing address I've had no end of trouble.

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