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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live in a block of flats and the decorators have come in today and painted all the stairwells and landings this gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

*courtesy of the not impressed information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it definately paint?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I live in a block of flats and the decorators have come in today and painted all the stairwells and landings this gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

*courtesy of the not impressed information department*"

You could graffitti 'this colour is poo - by William Rubin' on it

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is it definately paint? "

I didn't bother liking ma finger when I brushed past it on the way out anyway

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


" gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown"

Been looking for this shade for ages..who makes it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least you got no worries if you run out of big roll

You can wipe ya bum on the wall

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

just seen on the news that midlands council had a dirty protest day about working conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet that looks shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

"

^lol.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

^lol. "

Well I'm glad you can see the funny side of it, but quite frankly I am not impressed in the least I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just carry on undi turd

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ha bloody ha, I could wipe my arse with comments like that.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

relax its just the undercoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what were expecting? magnolia you racist!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It looks like someone has relaxed a little too much already with this particular shade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like someone has relaxed a little too much already with this particular shade "

It might be anti graffiti paint

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It looks like someone has relaxed a little too much already with this particular shade

It might be anti graffiti paint "

I hope not, otherwise William will be upset.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone got Banksy's number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got Banksy's number "

Its on his profile

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I would suggest putting a lot of posters up, using strong glue

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Horse hoof posters it is then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Didn't you get my William Rubin joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could get some white paint and do a cave man style mural with hand prints and stick men swingers lining up at a gangbang to add a little colour.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Didn't you get my William Rubin joke? "

Yes Steve, if it makes you feel any better

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You could get some white paint and do a cave man style mural with hand prints and stick men swingers lining up at a gangbang to add a little colour. "

Like ya style Ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in a block of flats and the decorators have come in today and painted all the stairwells and landings this gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

*courtesy of the not impressed information department*"

I bet that was a shock when you opened the door.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It has shocked me to the core and will continue to do so for the considerable future. I don't think even rose tinted specs will make any difference unfortunately

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By *ealdirtydaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Maybe the decorators made use of the human excrement that's been found in the corridors?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I live in a block of flats and the decorators have come in today and painted all the stairwells and landings this gruesome despicable 'orrid almost vomit inducing putrid dark damp plaster looking shade of shitty brown

*courtesy of the not impressed information department*"

You could start a mural of adjectives.

Get the local kids involved, bringing suggestions of their own, with a few marker pens and spray cans.

You have quite a few here already to get you going.

Should brighten things up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was going to be about low quality heroin

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Maybe the decorators made use of the human excrement that's been found in the corridors?"

This, coming from "Downstairs Dave" is a complete revelation. I thought we agreed on the handprints 10 mins ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the decorators made use of the human excrement that's been found in the corridors?

This, coming from "Downstairs Dave" is a complete revelation. I thought we agreed on the handprints 10 mins ago "

It wasn't an Irish man called Sands who did it was it?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Maybe the decorators made use of the human excrement that's been found in the corridors?

This, coming from "Downstairs Dave" is a complete revelation. I thought we agreed on the handprints 10 mins ago

It wasn't an Irish man called Sands who did it was it?"

To be shore, to be shore, to be shore

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well, you'll all be ecstatic to learn that the powers that be have a little compassion after all.

Only the bottom half of the wall is going to be shitty brown, the top half is going to be a kind of dark cream

Where's Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen when ya need him

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well, you'll all be ecstatic to learn that the powers that be have a little compassion after all.

Only the bottom half of the wall is going to be shitty brown, the top half is going to be a kind of dark cream

Where's Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen when ya need him "

Dark cream? That's more wicker or mocca. Perhaps stone or 'sun washed pebble'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this is just pebbledashing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Band I'm Not Allowed To Name - Golden Brown

How do the walls look now I wonder?

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