FabSwingers.com forum: Things NOT to say to an 89yr old

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the dead of night..........

"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink "

The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....

So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"

You gotta love hospital wards

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mmmmmm nice story.

Was there mention made of ANEL???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm nice story.

Was there mention made of ANEL???"

"ITS ANAL" SILLY MONKEY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle

good on her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me giggle

good on her

She was a very well spoken lady who didnt suffer fools gladly...i will miss pamela

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Mmmmmm nice story.

Was there mention made of ANEL???"

I think you will find it's ANEL!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/98418

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lol! A doctor once referred to my "front bottom" for gods sake! If a medical professional can't use the correct term we are all doomed. I do know that lots of people prefer euphemisms for body parts but who knew that chicken was the new term for vagina makes sense I suppose.....opposite of cock.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken

Yup

they did it with all the older ladies...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken

Yup

they did it with all the older ladies...

I imagine most women of 89 would understand genitals or vagina more readily than chicken. I don't think I'd immediately realise what someone was talking about.

I think it's quite sad that even health professionals treat elderly people as if they have problems understanding. When I take mty parents who aren't far short of 89 to the hospital the doctors and nurses all talk to me in a "do they take sugar" way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least it wasn't foo, flower, or any other silly name people call em.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Least it wasn't foo, flower, or any other silly name people call em. "

Chicken is fairly daft though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's put me right off going to KFC today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Least it wasn't foo, flower, or any other silly name people call em.

Chicken is fairly daft though."

It is for a medical professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

We are on about an 89 year old ladies chicken which was in bed with her in hospital and was pink, a fairly unusual set of circumstances

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."

An older lady I know gets confused between Volvo and vulva which led to hours of fun when her neighbours bought a new car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."

It is - I think Neill Armstrong first discovered that!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

aren't you good for your age,im sure you wil keep goin strong for another few days yet

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

This isn't a bestiality thread?

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I've often fantasised about a threesome with you and your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.

An older lady I know gets confused between Volvo and vulva which led to ohours of fun when her neighbours bought a new car

Makes me chuckle. My mum calls her volvo a vulva.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

was it finger lickin good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I hear the word 'vulva' I think of David Walliams' performance artists character in Spaced. I just can't take it seriously. But then I still laff if someone says 'stiff'. Or 'flange'. Or 'bum'. Or....

You get the gist.

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over a year ago

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."

i thought it was a scandanavian car maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."

Not technically a planet. It's just a moon orbiting Uranus......Oh come on someone had to say it FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought Vulva sounded like a German car manufacturer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BESTRAFEN MEIN VULVA, HERR FLICKE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

German. Such a romantic language when shouted at full volume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, thats putting me off chicken now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"German. Such a romantic language when shouted at full volume.

Do you think they get horny when people shout at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken

Yup

they did it with all the older ladies...

I think thats a really inappropriate way to talk to anyone,its totally unprofessional and id be mortified to hear anyone thats meant to be a professional healthcare worker describe someones genitals as a chicken,did they only do it with older ladies? Thats even worse as its completely patronising and insulting their age and intelligence,shows a complete lack of respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the dead of night..........

"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink "

The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....

So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"

You gotta love hospital wards

Haha......as funny as the old Derain the supermarket asking a young lad where the CLIT BANG is kept?!.......think she meant CILIT BANG but his face was a picture! Lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

As I understand it, vagina is the whole lot. the parts have separate name, vulva being the outer 'lips'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

Correct

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."

What about the mons veneris then? Surely there should be a mountain on the Moon with that name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken

Yup

they did it with all the older ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I understand it, vagina is the whole lot. the parts have separate name, vulva being the outer 'lips'. "

Jimbo the Fab Gynaecologist

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"As I understand it, vagina is the whole lot. the parts have separate name, vulva being the outer 'lips'. "

The vagina is the inside bit, the labia majora and labia minora are the lips and vulva is the term for the entire external genital area of a woman. God know how you should know if a nurse thinks its all called chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

or the hens beak and comb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!"

Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!

Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?

Just dont stop and ask for directions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!

Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?

Just dont stop and ask for directions lol"

Is that why they created the ball gag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!

Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?

Just dont stop and ask for directions lol

Is that why they created the ball gag?

I still dont quite know about that...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you done 69? Yes 20 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you done 69? Yes 20 years ago!"

Most people die b4 their 90!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds foul

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!

Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?

Cheers guys, that's gonna send me off to work with a big cheesy grin...I did, really and truly, LOL when I read that (well it was more of a giggle/snigger, but G/SOL doesn't quite work)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.

Not technically a planet. It's just a moon orbiting Uranus......Oh come on someone had to say it FFS."

Bwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?"

They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?

It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I understand it, vagina is the whole lot. the parts have separate name, vulva being the outer 'lips'. "

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly

I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.

It is - I think Neill Armstrong first discovered that! "

no silly that was ur anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?

Most...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?

They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?

It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.

It would have made me laugh too.

I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds inappropriate to me too though personally I've never heard a healthcare worker call someones genitals childish names.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?

They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?

It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.

It would have made me laugh too.

I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that."

its amazing what people think appropriate once you're elderly. Mind you I have found people like that to be in the minority among health professionals

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was expecting the answer to be, 'Boo!' very loudly when they have a heart condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It sounds inappropriate to me too though personally I've never heard a healthcare worker call someones genitals childish names. "

I heard many inappropriate words and names in the middle of the night and most directed towards the elderly. not nasty ones mind....just ones i would never use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's put me right off going to KFC today!

Finger licking good ( then remembers it's an 89 yr old ) uuuurrrggghhhhhh lol

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

this has just reminded me of when my late wife was in hospital for a mastectomy,

and the surgeon was coming round the ward with sample sizes of implants for the reconstruction,

An old lady in one bed who had had a double mastectomy, chose the largest size to the surprise of all in earshot, stating

I've been flat chested all my life so im going to my grave with a great set of tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the dead of night..........

"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink "

The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....

So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"

You gotta love hospital wards

Haha......as funny as the old Derain the supermarket asking a young lad where the CLIT BANG is kept?!.......think she meant CILIT BANG but his face was a picture! Lol

Lol. We have always called it clit bang too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?

They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?

It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.

It would have made me laugh too.

I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that."

Agree. It's just one of those horrible cringy words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this has just reminded me of when my late wife was in hospital for a mastectomy,

and the surgeon was coming round the ward with sample sizes of implants for the reconstruction,

An old lady in one bed who had had a double mastectomy, chose the largest size to the surprise of all in earshot, stating

I've been flat chested all my life so im going to my grave with a great set of tits "

Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's put me right off going to KFC today!

I'm never going to look at a Nando's in the same way ever again!!!

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