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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do any other batchelors have problems changing the bed linen? You know, I don't have to crawl inside the duvet cover anymore, I have got beyond that stage. But it is an art I reaaly haven't mastered yet. 25 minutes. And at one stage it looked like a big white slug from a Dr. Who episode. Sheesh.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

You should try changing a flipping super king sized quilt on your own!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I hate changing the quilt iv got short arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have monkey arms so it's all pretty easy.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Turn the cover inside out, match the corners, then flap the quilt til it all goes together. Then mutter to yourself as you have to straighten it up and pull it all down.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You should try changing a flipping super king sized quilt on your own!!!!! "

try that one when on crutches!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have monkey arms so it's all pretty easy. "

can you visit on Wednesday please, got a wee fob for you monkeyboy x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Do it over the stairwell, it doesnt drag on the floor then, its easier.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Turn the cover inside out....put your hand in each corner one one end...pick up the two corners of the quilt still holding onto the corners of the cover and shake....the cover will work it's way down the quilt, fasten buttons , throw it on the bed

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"You should try changing a flipping super king sized quilt on your own!!!!! "

I find changing a double is a workout in it's own right! But then I am only fun sized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any other batchelors have problems changing the bed linen? "

I am an absolute fucking expert at this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn the cover inside out....put your hand in each corner one one end...pick up the two corners of the quilt still holding onto the corners of the cover and shake....the cover will work it's way down the quilt, fasten buttons , throw it on the bed "

Oh I try all that but the darned thing fights back. And it wins. I am exhausted. Surely we need a technical rethink on duvet construction. There must be a better way of constructing a duvet. How about zips on three sides, dragons? (Patented by me @ 2014)

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