FabSwingers.com forum: Are all the single men on here...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...in the military or the fire service?!?! I would say that 95% of my messages are from the the alleged uniformed brigade. Porky pies, or is this where they all end up?!?! Any other ladies find this too?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I'm not in the services but I am an avid rugby player. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few more recently but on the whole I'd say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My past occupations include:

Footballer, Bouncer, Security Guard, Fireman, Police Officer, Rugby Player, Royal Marine Commando and Stripper.

^That is what Bullshit looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying it to impress? Depends how many messages it is you're receiving from them. 1or2 then it'd be believable, 30or40 then I'd be suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me I am just a fit lad with a crew cut x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are generally bullshit and easy to spot

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"...in the military or the fire service?!?! I would say that 95% of my messages are from the the alleged uniformed brigade. Porky pies, or is this where they all end up?!?! Any other ladies find this too?

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not me but I do have a uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a naked civil servant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you near a base and fire station? During the Olympics they built a temporary base near me and lots of men from there were on here

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

MI6 are pussies. I work for a secret organisation way above

*this message will self destruct in 10,9,8...*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think they are talking shit.

Rear Admiral Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the services but I am an avid rugby player. Love it."

you can tell a rugby player by his thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

get back to work 006.5 M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

I see your MI6 spy and raise you an international man of mystery warrant card, Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most are generally bullshit and easy to spot"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Being 50 miles away from Catterick I do tend to get a few horny young soldiers getting in touch, but they soon disappear.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was in the C.C.F. at school

I am a marksman with a .303

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmm, just looked at the profiles of the last 8 messages I've received and there are 6 military and 1 fireman....the other? The infamous businessman 'passing through'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are talking shit.

Rear Admiral Ryan"

I thought you were out of service earlier lol...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm just a superhero and part time consultant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if there's anything sexy about being a tiler?? No ones ever written seeking fireman armed forces oh and tilers

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Naaa 1 or 2 of us ride bikes instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 2 people "pretend" to be firefighters, what they didn't know was that I've been one for 20 years so further questioning was highly amusing, especially their answers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had 2 people "pretend" to be firefighters, what they didn't know was that I've been one for 20 years so further questioning was highly amusing, especially their answers!!"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a Goverment Artist

(ok, drawing the dole)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m a professional rugby playing military man I m not fat I ve a firemans build ,,

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I am not nor have I ever been a member of any armed or uniformed organisation though I have played a bit of rugby and do have access to a couple of uniforms if that floats your boat.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My past occupations include:

Footballer, Bouncer, Security Guard, Fireman, Police Officer, Rugby Player, Royal Marine Commando and Stripper.

^That is what Bullshit looks like.

Thanks, Walter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

they call me bond . . .brooke bond x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 2 people "pretend" to be firefighters, what they didn't know was that I've been one for 20 years so further questioning was highly amusing, especially their answers!!"

Evil

but wish I could have seen the bumbling answers they must have given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me too. I'm sure there are a more than a few falsies here!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Had alot of men claiming to be Firemen contact us....Some are probably genuine but would hazard a guess that most aren't.

The female version seems to be a nurse...

The thing is a persons job is not going to make me want to meet someone. So I'm not bothered about what they do....

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I've had a few more recently but on the whole I'd say no."

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm a 'those little bits of polystyrene you get in big cardboard boxes containing small items' salesman.

Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking about the middle aged fat and bold captain of the fire brigade in the town where I used to live.... Yeah, seems legit

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I m a professional rugby playing military man I m not fat I ve a firemans build ,,

I believe every word of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut here.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Send all the firemen and nurses to uniform dating... I really can't believe thats a website lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for satan, stealing souls and taking them to hell.

Thats gotta trump the lot

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Send all the firemen and nurses to uniform dating... I really can't believe thats a website lol."

"If you work in uniform - or fancy someone that does......"

So basically anyone then!

*does McDonalds count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My uniform is a black hooded cloak and a scythe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umder the official secrets act I cant divulge my proffession, but I usually wear a duvet when im working undercover !!

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

trumped you ! I work for that secret organisation MIB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not part of any of the paid uniform services ...

But I am a member for a uniformed volunteer organisation providing First Aid to the local community

If that counts for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with this many firemen on the site (alledgely) who is rescueing all the cats from trees????

anyway I'm a MI6 spy... i trump the lot of them.....

MI6 are pussies. I work for a secret organisation way above

*this message will self destruct in 10,9,8...* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope!

I look good in a red cassock

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ALL THE SINGLE MEN!

ALL THE SINGLE MEN!!

ALL THE SINGLE MEN!!!

OH OH OH OH OHOH !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Astronaut here."

Like that lynx advert... Nothing beats an astronaut!

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

In my uniform I've got a way of dealing with all the time wasters.

I give them parking tickets.

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

In my uniform I've got a way of dealing with all the time wasters.

I give them parking tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I am not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ALL THE SINGLE MEN!

ALL THE SINGLE MEN!!

ALL THE SINGLE MEN!!!

OH OH OH OH OHOH !!!!

LMAO.

Get quite a few men in the forces here, comfortable drive from 2 bases I know of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Bond

Brook Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a space cadet....does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Bond

Brook Bond

Her

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have a uniform but I'm never in the fire brigade or the military ...... I used to be in the cubs

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

I work in the secret service.. All I can tell u is I wear a cape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a truncheon ...... Does that count

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I work in the secret service.. All I can tell u is I wear a cape."

And nothing else !!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I'll see your truncheon and raise you 3 sets of handcuffs!

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I work in the secret service.. All I can tell u is I wear a cape.

And nothing else !!!

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in the secret service.. All I can tell u is I wear a cape.

And nothing else !!!

That would be telling"

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By *aul.J.JMan
over a year ago

Sedgley

Nope.....I'mjust a plain old boring dolphin trainer.... ...lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There ARE a lot ex military on here, but even more bullshitters....but the women who are uniform groupies make things worse, guys will play on that, and who can blame them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot that are a lot that are not and even more who pretend they were in special services or the paras. Its not surprising though really as all the 10 in cocks never come close to a double digit number in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There ARE a lot ex military on here, but even more bullshitters....but the women who are uniform groupies make things worse, guys will play on that, and who can blame them."

Its an easy choice for guys serving to use the site they are fit and most are up for fun but there are a few who have been caught out but its a form of flattery isn't it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"There ARE a lot ex military on here, but even more bullshitters....but the women who are uniform groupies make things worse, guys will play on that, and who can blame them.

Its an easy choice for guys serving to use the site they are fit and most are up for fun but there are a few who have been caught out but its a form of flattery isn't it? "
I have caught a few out, but I cannot blame them for wanting to be Marines....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na im ex military but im a security guard now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope.....I'mjust a plain old boring dolphin trainer.... ...lol "

Yawn....boring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Mr Clean by day

and a harmless but deranged nymphomaniac that preys on deserted coffee shops an adult bookstores tonight.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Plain old engineer here working the night shift

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By *oadkillMan
over a year ago

SW/Mida

I'm guessing more petrol station workers

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