FabSwingers.com forum: Campaign

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I keep noticing lucky buggers getting ffm threesomes and I'm not

Please support my campaign by signing up below.

Preferred Requirements

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No hairy toed hobbits

Partial to burger sauce

Must get on with other f member to avoid any non mud fighting.

Happy for me to take pics of them in a Maccy bag

Willing to make supper afterwards preferred but not essential.

All applications will be equally considered, with formal inter_iews commencing in exactly 6 seconds.

My campaign will be known as Pop Ryan's threesome cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering my assistance

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Seems fair bro.

Come on chicks fuck Ryan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a badge making factory from when I was a kid if you'd like campaign badges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I still have a badge making factory from when I was a kid if you'd like campaign badges?"

Ah yea, how cool is that

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Offering my assistance

Have you got a friend?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. But we both know you won't want me to wear a bag over my head

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good luck

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm in. But we both know you won't want me to wear a bag over my head

Having never seen above your knicker line Miss M, I will trust your word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. But we both know you won't want me to wear a bag over my head

I thought that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill have a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offering my assistance

Have you got a friend?

I have a number of single female friends

If you ask nicely my younger sister plays lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Offering my assistance

Have you got a friend?

I have a number of single female friends

If you ask nicely my younger sister plays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

Get orf moi land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

Get orf moi land

Give me my plaster of Paris growler back your not keeping it! And no make me!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

Get orf moi land

Give me my plaster of Paris growler back your not keeping it! And no make me!!

Plaster of Paris? It looks more like semolina now - here....catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan

I'm sure that if you really wanted your FMF cherry could get popped at the social in June?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anything for my Ryan

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan

I'm sure that if you really wanted your FMF cherry could get popped at the social in June? "

Hmmm I'm not sure that date would be the best choice as I have all that buffet to get through.

I was thinking more along the lines of tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which social would that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which social would that be?

28th June at jaydees

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Anything for my Ryan

Numbers are looking good. Wonder if it's like a gangbang, where you need to find 20 to end up with 2?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Which social would that be?

www.fabswingers.com/forum/events/258028

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh the social where I get to annoy everyone in THE flesh ohhhh the joys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

Shurrup it will be like Pringles soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

Shurrup it will be like Pringles soon. "

Pmsl so it seems ryandear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a few fffffff mates thst would be game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

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over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which social would that be?

28th June at jaydees

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Got a few fffffff mates thst would be game.

7! Holy shit I think that would kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a few fffffff mates thst would be game.

7! Holy shit I think that would kill me

can narrow it down. Wimp

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

Yea that's right off you trot and watch the door don't knock the 2nd cock out of your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

moi

but I am the innocent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a campaign badge please? You already have enough females on offer so no need for me to shave my toes.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can I have a campaign badge please? You already have enough females on offer so no need for me to shave my toes.

Oh no rules can always be finely tuned for fish batter toes

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm amazed I haven't heard any clogs coming in being rowdy.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hmmm...I'm tempted Ryan, I'm tempted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hmmm...I'm tempted Ryan, I'm tempted!

You will have to leave Goliath at home.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...I'm tempted Ryan, I'm tempted!

Miss_tress you are a mere pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

I do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

Yea that's right off you trot and watch the door don't knock the 2nd cock out of your arse

Guess who's back!

how very rude of you ryandear! I'm

ferrrrrrlabbergashsted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3some? Oh my sorry I don't participate in such debauchery!

I do!!!

Ohhh chel hello my darling, 3some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

I do fear for my sanity this weekend

Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

I do fear for my sanity this weekend

Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac

Just got to get the talk into actions Russ. You know what time wasters these women are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

I do fear for my sanity this weekend

Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac

Excuse moi? Sanity?

you ever been in a robin reliant? Just remember to lean on the corners, and we'll all be just fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest

I can

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest

Better than fuck off I guess

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social."

Nah got a full schedule of sausage rolls and Vol-au-vents planned for that night.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social.

Nah got a full schedule of sausage rolls and Vol-au-vents planned for that night. "

Ah, I won't disturb your troughing then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest

Really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social."

He could be practising in the meantime. 'Working his way up'... whatever that means....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan

Gang bang at the social

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hmmm...I'm tempted Ryan, I'm tempted!

You will have to leave Goliath at home. "

You and View are no fun!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan

Gang bang at the social

Bring me another Ryan, this ones spent

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan

Gang bang at the social

Apparently he's going to be too busy at the buffet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan

Gang bang at the social

Apparently he's going to be too busy at the buffet."

We will get him before the buffet is served

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan

Gang bang at the social

Apparently he's going to be too busy at the buffet.

We will get him before the buffet is served

Count me in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated

She can be on kitchen duties

Oi TeamTease don't split up

Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?

Could be

My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest

Lol Ryan, you getting out run by 2 old dears on zimmers.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Runs to join the queue, waving wildly, boobs, moving a fair bit as she runs and gets side swiped by an OAP on a push bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

I do fear for my sanity this weekend

You fear for your sanity

I am fearing for mine right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'll pass thanks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can I join in please

Course ya can. No pulling out though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in please

Course ya can. No pulling out though

Haha I'll never live that down x and I want it now lol x

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll pass thanks

Bendy Roos you've broken my heart

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours."

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Which social would that be?

28th June at jaydees

Hmmmm that's just after my birthday.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'll pass thanks

Bendy Roos you've broken my heart

Time is a good healer....

It was the kippers! Told you before crab sticks work on me....

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll pass thanks

Bendy Roos you've broken my heart

Time is a good healer....

It was the kippers! Told you before crab sticks work on me....

I'll make a special request for some to be included in the buffet, then I'll smuggle a few away down my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not

oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday

Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol

Threesome? Fancy it

Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....

Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x

Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy

I do fear for my sanity this weekend

You fear for your sanity

I am fearing for mine right now

Erm

Flossy my dear I resemble that remark!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Room for a little one?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Erm..... I dont cook.. so looks like I'm out

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Room for a little one?

Hop aboard the fun train.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Erm..... I dont cook.. so looks like I'm out

No worries I've got dibs on the buffet

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos."

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?"

depends wot u put on it .... I have standards

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just one question, will you be in waders?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?

depends wot u put on it .... I have standards

My bag

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just one question, will you be in waders?

Only if Lucy is number three, they are her kink.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?

depends wot u put on it .... I have standards

My bag

so double bagged then .... thanks .....

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?

depends wot u put on it .... I have standards

My bag

so double bagged then .... thanks .....

Less than my three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popsssss back in..

have the victims been found?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol

Do you mind if I pimp it?

depends wot u put on it .... I have standards

My bag

so double bagged then .... thanks .....

Less than my three

still harsh ...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger. "

I'm told all the hotels are full.

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Can I put my application in please

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.

I'm told all the hotels are full."

No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can I put my application in please

Of corse, just add the language of Ryan into your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were the requirements again??

I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Haha oh come on I'll through you a couple of cookies.. Not saying your a seal or anything.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.

I'm told all the hotels are full.

No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend

I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What were the requirements again??

I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application

I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha oh come on I'll through you a couple of cookies.. Not saying your a seal or anything.

What type?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.

I'm told all the hotels are full.

No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend

I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year

Stop playing hard to get

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over a year ago

"What were the requirements again??

I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application

I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun

I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"What were the requirements again??

I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application

I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun

I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it!"

And I'll be the other f!! As long as you can handle a little personality disorder!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What were the requirements again??

I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application

I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun

I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it!

And I'll be the other f!! As long as you can handle a little personality disorder!

Haha it would be like Benny Hill

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you going to do all the red heads together or mix and match colours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to do all the red heads together or mix and match colours?"

I can be any colour you want! Pick me, pick me! (I'm not desperate)

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm not sure there's enough red head interest for that.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not sure there's enough red head interest for that. "

I'll give BlondeCaz a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure there's enough red head interest for that.

I'll give BlondeCaz a shout.

Isn't she blue right now?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure there's enough red head interest for that.

I'll give BlondeCaz a shout.

Isn't she blue right now?"

I don't think it's her natural colour.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Plus, he dressed for he occasion.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

I'd take my hat off to you but I'm not wearing one.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

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It don't impress me much.

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over a year ago

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

It don't impress me much.

Yea but you're a tough cookie.

Liking the new avatar though ya dosey doe

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be. "

Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

It don't impress me much.

Yea but you're a tough cookie.

Liking the new avatar though ya dosey doe

"
As you are well aware Ryan I am far from Dosey, but I will let that slide, FOR NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be.

Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person. "

You needn't worry I will make sure I point the irony of your future comments out on any threads of a similar ilk but I am sure it won't really be needed.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.

Impressive huh

Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be.

Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person.

You needn't worry I will make sure I point the irony of your future comments out on any threads of a similar ilk but I am sure it won't really be needed. "

Go for it, fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all else fails Ryan. Let's me and you do an MM at KFC and then McDonalds. Think about all that grease on our fingers mmmm who needs lube when you got fatty oils haha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.

I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.

Won't be seeing that baby doll then

I might get round to taking photos eventually.

But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.

I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.

You'd better hope there's still enough left then

Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.

I'm told all the hotels are full.

No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend

I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year

Stop playing hard to get

I'm not playing; I am hard to get.

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