FabSwingers.com forum: He's had a 3some!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another front page story of a guy that's had a 3some....

I always have a little smile to myself when I see those stories. The article usually goes along the lines of what an unusual, disgraceful thing it is.

I'll be thinking "ooh that's pretty tame". I have to remember to look all shocked when mates discuss it.

3 people.... in the same bed...?!?!?! My word!

Does anyone else do the same?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

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I think lucky bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be shocked at the nilla's

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think lucky bugger. "

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Funnily enough, when I saw the headline yesterday, I was very much of the "so what" frame of mind. That's what Fab has done for me lol. Besides which, I cannot understand why someone else's sex life is anyone else's business. Boring!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just giggle and say ah well each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's shocking

Just thinking about how I react when I'm told something like this in nilla land, and I've just thought, I don't act shocked at all... More like " oh is that all" kinda attitude.

I do have a secret smile when I see something in the headlines along those lines though

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"That's shocking

Just thinking about how I react when I'm told something like this in nilla land, and I've just thought, I don't act shocked at all... More like " oh is that all" kinda attitude.

I do have a secret smile when I see something in the headlines along those lines though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think lucky bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think lucky bugger. "

lol I think 'if only you knew'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god! Just imagine!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi don't rub it in, I'm feeling sorry for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

Just get a couple of them fake fanny sex toys

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

Just get a couple of them fake fanny sex toys

If they could make a brew I'd be in the shop now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes..most sexy stories seem tame to us now..i sometimes forget, like in my tipsy stae saturday early hrs of the morning, i get chatting to three young guys, aged 19 and 20,21 in take away place..asking them where theyve been, and when they ask me i calmly say ive been out with this guy here and my boyfriend and weve been having a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

Just get a couple of them fake fanny sex toys

Haha tease.. Some have teeth! Mindst so do some of the real ones! Bloody growlers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi don't rub it in, I'm feeling sorry for myself.

Gets the violin out! And chucks a growler on his knee... East is east style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi don't rub it in, I'm feeling sorry for myself.

It's getting a bit dull now. We're. Concentrating on mmmf now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

Just get a couple of them fake fanny sex toys

Haha tease.. Some have teeth! Mindst so do some of the real ones! Bloody growlers!!!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

Just get a couple of them fake fanny sex toys

Haha tease.. Some have teeth! Mindst so do some of the real ones! Bloody growlers!!!

Haha

Lol he's gone sulking me thinks Hun.. I hope he doesn't hang on to my east is is easy growler... It took makes ages to make!! Haha I love that bloody film!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

ffs grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nilla land always makes me giggle. Tho I do remember another fab member here casually introducing me to a friend of hers (who happened to be the Lady Mayor of Droitwich at the time) as "Oh, and this is Chris. He's my current fuck buddy". No-one batted an eye lid! Threesomes? Par for the course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

Pmsl what the hell has he done withy hairy growler! I want it back bad man!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

Pmsl what the hell has he done withy hairy growler! I want it back bad man!

I fecking ruined it and now it's drip drying on the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

Pmsl what the hell has he done withy hairy growler! I want it back bad man!

I fecking ruined it and now it's drip drying on the line

Ya a pair of nutters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

Pmsl what the hell has he done withy hairy growler! I want it back bad man!

I fecking ruined it and now it's drip drying on the line

OI you youuuu bad bad man!! And to think I considered a whip round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off on a campaign for a fmf. Everyone seems to be at it apart from me

They are??

Oh yes so they are!

Oi! We all agreed not to tell Ryan

Oooops shit 3some,s what 3somes? Never had one in my life!

God me neither!!

I've heard there not the best any way Hun, we could ask oh wise one ryandear! Lol he might know?

Pmsl what the hell has he done withy hairy growler! I want it back bad man!

I fecking ruined it and now it's drip drying on the line

OI you youuuu bad bad man!! And to think I considered a whip round!

I'm away to get tease shell put you in your place!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ffs grrrrrr

"
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Don't you mean ffr?

Fem Fem Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I think it's an outrage !

Burn him and the other two heathens at the stake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honesty, its only really sex with minors that shocks me any more.

even when i hear of teachers having relations with pupils (those that are near the age of consent rather than those that are dangerously young) i dont get all het up about it.

its very easy to develop feelings for people you spend a lot of time with.

thats why workplace affairs are so common place.

so no, i dont get shocked by 'sex stories' any more.

its a sad indictment on modern life im afraid.

same as when people go missing.

the first thought is no longer 'oo, i hope they are ok' but more over 'ah shit, theyre dead.'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Another front page story of a guy that's had a 3some....

I always have a little smile to myself when I see those stories. The article usually goes along the lines of what an unusual, disgraceful thing it is.

I'll be thinking "ooh that's pretty tame". I have to remember to look all shocked when mates discuss it.

3 people.... in the same bed...?!?!?! My word!

Does anyone else do the same?

I like to put things in mens bums and have been known to indulge in anal sex, so you can imagine my Oscar winning performance of shocked disgust when my Jamaican friends talk about sodomites (females) and batty men.

If they knew where my mouth has been if they allowed me in their homes I'd be served on disposable tableware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another front page story of a guy that's had a 3some....

I always have a little smile to myself when I see those stories. The article usually goes along the lines of what an unusual, disgraceful thing it is.

I'll be thinking "ooh that's pretty tame". I have to remember to look all shocked when mates discuss it.

3 people.... in the same bed...?!?!?! My word!

Does anyone else do the same?

If they knew where my mouth has been if they allowed me in their homes I'd be served on disposable tableware.

Mmm. My kinda woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs grrrrrr

Don't you mean ffr?

Fem Fem Ryan

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me!! What's a 3sum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me!! What's a 3sum ?

Ask Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me!! What's a 3sum ?

would that not be an example of long multiplication?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"ffs grrrrrr

Ffs is a Cumbrian (and Welsh) speciality...fem, fem, sheep - and as the plural of sheep is sheep, one can have enough of them to keep even Dave happy

Actually does Dave spell his user name Ewing or EWEing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ffs grrrrrr

Ffs is a Cumbrian (and Welsh) speciality...fem, fem, sheep - and as the plural of sheep is sheep, one can have enough of them to keep even Dave happy

Actually does Dave spell his user name Ewing or EWEing

Ewing, but only because he was excited at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me!! What's a 3sum ?

I would like to know what a 3sum is aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me!! What's a 3sum ?

I would like to know what a 3sum is aswell

sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in an boisterous environment and at a recent office party (year end bonus!) some of the younger ladies were taking the Michael saying I was lovely and always helpful.

Little did they know the night before I hosted a dinner party with........a difference and they were a few more than three in the bed.

I did giggle to myself!

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By *lice4uTV/TS
over a year ago

kidderminster

its no big deal 3 in a bed, in fact the more the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think lucky bugger. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah have to remember to do the 'really...crikey' with matching facial expression. Although it's a bit like when I'm asked what I got up to at the weekend and it's just a case of 'not much, just caught up with friends'...I just skip the bit about them being naked friends!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People assume I have done more than I have so I never have to pretend to be shocked. However, this threesome thing is another of those unicorn things.

RyanDear, you me and the blow up donkey?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"People assume I have done more than I have so I never have to pretend to be shocked. However, this threesome thing is another of those unicorn things.

RyanDear, you me and the blow up donkey?

Best get your name down on my campaign thread Miss Splits.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"People assume I have done more than I have so I never have to pretend to be shocked. However, this threesome thing is another of those unicorn things.

RyanDear, you me and the blow up donkey?

Best get your name down on my campaign thread Miss Splits. "

There's a campaign? I need to green arrow you.

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Is a threesome just an uneven game of bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five years on Fab has meant that nothing shocks me anymore

I just have a wee laugh to myself when folks get uptight about outrageous antics like 3somes lol

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Fair play to the man, as far as I am concerned what he does in his own spare time is completely up to him.

You ask most men and its something they would love to happen to them. Those people who write stories like that in the tabloid are supposed to be squeaky clean. I bet quite a few of them are also thinking lucky git

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