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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....

To the tune of " oh pretty baby "

" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .

Any other gems out there !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but chants change depending on which side is losing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huddersfield fans had been goading QPR fans for being quiet during the boring game this season until the home team scored. The Rangers fans replied with "1-0 on your big day out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one that was voted the best recently, was west ham fans chanting to rio ferdinand after he got banned for not doing a drugs test.

to the tune of Rio

his name is rio, and he watches from the stands....

other top 10 as voted for recently are:

“When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora.” fulham fans

"You should have stayed on the telly"

lots of fans, to alan shearer when he stopped doing MotD to manage Newcastle

He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane. liverpool fans

Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside. Man U fans about Suarez

Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas! Scotland fans, during a world cup qualifier in 2007

Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry. Chelsea fans

John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew. Villa fans

Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. newcastle fans towards jimmy ffloyd hasslebaink

You only live round the corner! Fulham fans toward man u fans during a 2-0 win in 2008/9

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

To the tune of 'For he's a Jolly Good Fellow':

'We're gonna win the cup. NEXT YEAR!

We're gonna win the cup. NEXT YEAR!

For now, you godda believe us

For now, you godda believe uuuuusss

We're gonna win the cup (NEXT YEAR!)'

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"give us a teee ,eye,teee,esss "

" what do ya do with em "

"Oldham Oldham .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Newcastle fans to Ashley Cole ...

" where's your Cheryl gone , where's your cheryl gone "

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

we hate cockneys and we hate cockneys. we are the cockney haters,

leeds fans at old trafford in the cup a couple of years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple but effective

"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"

When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.

one of best days at a football match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple of others

Best Liverpool chant:

Don't balme it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore....

He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.....

To Blame it on the Boogie - The Jackson 5

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Sheffield Utd - the Greasy Chip Butty Song

You Fill Up My Senses,

Like A Gallon Of Magnet,

Like A Packet Of Woodbines,

Like A Good Pinch Of Snuff,

Like A Night Out In Sheffield,

Like A Greasy Chip Butty,

Like Sheffield United,

Come Fill Me Again,

Na Na Na Na Na...OOOOHH!

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Get 'em off, Get 'em off, Get 'em off !!!

Or is that not what you meant ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When park ji sung played for man u to the tune of lord of the dance,

Park, park where ever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country,

It could be worse, you could be scouse,

Eating rats in your council house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's fucking hard, he scores them from 40 yards, oh Gerrard, Gerrard

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We hate Luton, we hate Luton.

Fairly simple, but it gets the message across in a clear and unambiguous way.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

sung by the fans at the airport when the 1978 world cup squad returned home in humiliation, to the tune of god rest ye merry gentlemen...

God help ye tartan gentlemen,

for such a poor display.

When you set out to rule the world,

your feet were made of clay.

And what with drugs and swollen heads,

you threw the cup away.

Ohh mouthings of Ali MacLeod, Ali MacLeod

Ohh mouthings of Ali Macleod.

Priceless!!!!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

not a liverpool supporter, but i have seen the gary macca song on you tube , it's very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a couple of others

Best Liverpool chant:

Don't balme it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore....

He just can't, he just , he just can't control his feet.....

To Blame it on the Boogie - The Jackson 5

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia."

2of my personal favourites here.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Oh Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's fucking hard, he scores them from 40 yards, oh Gerrard, Gerrard"

the toffee's alternative to this chant...

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,

Soft as shit but he thinks he's hard,

He's a big gay tub of lard,

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whooaaaa whooaa whoooaaa

We've got the best midfield in the World.

Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko, Gerrard and Mascheranoooooooooo!!

Mind blank on where the tune comes from tho!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice rendition of the Baha men 'who let the dogs out'

Towards a couple of female Derby county fans that were displaying a rather rude banner at Filbert street!!

We're Leicester City we're top of the league.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

sign on, sign on

with a pen in your hand

and you'll never work again

you'll never work again

classic and popular chant by every team that played against liverpool in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a belter from Arsenal the other day about one of their old defenders, pascal cygan:

He's bald

He's shit

He plays when no ones fit

Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!!

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best chat i have heard.....

To the tune of The Addams family....

Your father is your brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

Your the ( insert team here ) family !!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeds,

We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeeeeeeeeeds,

We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeds,

We, are, Leeds, we, are, Leeds.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

To the tune of The Animals went in Two by Two...

He's half a girl, he's half a boy,

Torres, Torres.

He looks just like a transvestite,

Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck,

He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,

Fer-nan-do Torres, Carraghers bit on the side...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42" to 46" depends on make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42" to 46" depends on make"

Hey???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does it feel to be Tottenham? How does it feel to be small?... You sold Bale, we signed Mesut Ozil... Mesut Ozil!!

But the best I ever heard was west ham fans when Arsenal played them!....

In tune of Rewind

R.V.P.... When the girl says no... Molest her!!

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

At Ashton gate last year we were singing to Marlon King who did time for his sex attack on a woman.

To the tune of Kum bye ah

"She said no Marlon"

"She said no"

"She said no Marlon"

"She said nooooo"

"OOOh Marlon she said nooo"

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

I also love Huddersfield towns cersion of the Sex pistols Anarchy in the UK...

I Am A Hudders Fan...

I Am A Yorkshire Man...

I Know What I Want And How To Get It...

I Wanna Destroy Bradford And Leeds!!!

Cozzzz iiiiii wannaaaaaa beeeeeeeeeeee....

HTFC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chelsea had a brilliant one for frank lebauf, he's here he's there he's every fucking where frank lebauf frank lebauf, he. Complained because he didn't like the swearing so they changed it to

He's here he's there where not aloud swear frank lebauf frank lebauf

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

COWDEN FAMILY

(to the tune of the Addams Family)

They come frae near Lochgelly

They havenae got a telly

They’re dirty and they’re smelly

The Cowden Family

The girls all have moustaches

They’ve all got nasty rashes

And nae cunt ever washes

The Cowden Family

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Used to love it when Man City fans sang 'We all live in a Robbie Fowler house' To the theme of yellow submarine

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia."

This one reminds me of one we sang a few seasons back when Derby actually fielded two players called Dave Martin

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Before he transferred from Newcastle to Anfield, Liverpool fans to Peter Beadsley - 'Beardo, Beardo, you've got a face like a Dover Sole'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand up if you pay your tax"

sung by Fulham fans to Harry Rednap

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

leeds fans singing ,we're not famous anymore,, self mocking at it's best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear some football fans should write professionally.

some are very very creative and entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!"

The man utd one for tin Howard was good too.

Tim Timminy Tim Timminy

Tim Tim Teroo

We've got Tim Howard and he says fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.

We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!

The man utd one for tin Howard was good too.

Tim Timminy Tim Timminy

Tim Tim Teroo

We've got Tim Howard and he says fuck you!

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"Simple but effective

"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"

When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.

one of best days at a football match

"
Morton beat celic at in the cup we haven't been seen since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple but effective

"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"

When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.

one of best days at a football match

Morton beat celic at in the cup we haven't been seen since

ye never know, we might be playing in the same division next year

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He's got a pineapple on his head, he's got a pineapple on his head

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

to the tranmere scallys giving it large in the paddock

"go down town cash giro "

"go pub get plastered "

" come home rob me gran "

"im a tranmere bastard "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW

AND I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW

ID FLY OVER PARKHEAD TOMORROW

AND SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

SHITE ON SHITE ON SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

x X X

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . its the real thing coca cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back when eric cantona was as leeds, just to annoy lee chapman loads of fans chanted 'hes French.. hes flash.. hes shagging Lesley ash.. cantona cantona'

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

he's black

he's mean

he robbed the fruit machine

nathan blake, nathan blake

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By *cldnCouple
over a year ago

watford

Qpr fans to ashley cole - your john terrys bitch

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

Sung by Cardiff City to the jacks when Martinez left To the tune of 'That's Amore'

When the boss says he'll stay,

Then he's gone the next day,

That's Roberto,

He was a Swansea fanatic,

But now he's a latic,

That's Roberto,

One call on his phone,

And now he's gone back home,

That's Roberto,

They said please don't leave,

Then he went and replaced Steve,

That's Roberto

They thought he was white,

But that changed overnight,

That's Roberto

He's not coming back,

So f**k off all you jacks,

That's Roberto...

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By *00fordMan
over a year ago

Halifax

From back of the Stretford End to Mike Dean the ref.

You're just a shit Jasper Carrot.

Always thought that was funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From back of the Stretford End to Mike Dean the ref.

You're just a shit Jasper Carrot.

Always thought that was funny."

lol, he is a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's big

He's red

His feet stick out the bed

Peter crouch

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By *00fordMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"From back of the Stretford End to Mike Dean the ref.

You're just a shit Jasper Carrot.

Always thought that was funny.

lol, he is a bit."

Its uncanny isn't it ha.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

When man city were shit,They sang,

always look on the bright side of life.

Pure class.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

"He's big

He's red

His feet stick out the bed

Peter crouch"

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's fat, he's round, he's sold your f**king ground, Al Fayed, Al Fayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derby were playing Middlesborough a few years ago. Fabrizio Ravenelli was playing for Derby, but he'd played & scored loads of goals for the Boro before going to Derby.

So the Derby fans sang: "We've got Fabrizio, you've got fuck-all-io, you've got fuck all, you've got fuck all!

I just love how childish & puerile this chant is! Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's fucking hard, he scores them from 40 yards, oh Gerrard, Gerrard"
was gling too say this one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal fans to David Beckham when he started going with Victoria

David beckham, david beckham, did you take her up the.........ARSENAL

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Celtic cani pogo ,Celtic cani pogo, na na na na..na na na na.....oh the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue...the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue. x x X

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cardiff to Brighton Fans last season or one before on Feb 14th.

'Does your boyfriend know your here'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said...

I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,

They were here in '77 and again in '84,

You say you're Kings of Europe,

but The Reds have won much more.

So this is what I say...

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc)

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over a year ago

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

sung by Cardiff at the swansea fans to the tune of the Welsh hymn "Ar hyd y Nos (All Through the Night)"

And we were singing,

You Jack bastards,

Touched by your fathers,

From age of four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sung by Cardiff fans we know what we are sheep shagging bastards we know what we are

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Years ago Cardiff fans used to sing:

Tip toe

Through the Grange End

With your flick knife

And your hobnail boots on

Tip toe

Through the Grange End

With me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said...

I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,

They were here in '77 and again in '84,

You say you're Kings of Europe,

but The Reds have won much more.

So this is what I say...

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....

To the tune of " oh pretty baby "

" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .

Any other gems out there !!!

Mufc sang this about Owen Hargreaves 7 years ago. Sorry if someone's already mentioned this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said...

I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,

They were here in '77 and again in '84,

You say you're Kings of Europe,

but The Reds have won much more.

So this is what I say...

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc)

"
The team that has won the premiership more times that Liverpool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At Ashton gate last year we were singing to Marlon King who did time for his sex attack on a woman.

To the tune of Kum bye ah

"She said no Marlon"

"She said no"

"She said no Marlon"

"She said nooooo"

"OOOh Marlon she said nooo""

One nil down, three one up, we knocked city out the cup, after rovers won 3 at ashton gate circa 1984

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the late 70s or maybe the early 80s I was watching United on the Stretford End. The PA announcer said that a bomb threat had been received and the exits gates had been opened to allow those who wished, to leave. No one did and with a few minutes we were chanting

"Were gonna get our fuckin heads blown off"

Ah the vagaries of youth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The standard chant by away fans to Blackpool is

You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,

stick your fucking tower up your arse,

stick your fucking tower, stick your fucking tower,

stick your fucking tower up your arse.

Which is nice.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He's got a pineapple, on his head

Jason Lee who was at Forest went to the papers in the hope the fans would stop singing it as it affected him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW

AND I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW

ID FLY OVER PARKHEAD TOMORROW

AND SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

SHITE ON SHITE ON SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

x X X"

Ohhhh Artur Boruc,

The holy goalie,

He hates the hun,

He blessed himself at Ibrox,

And the hun went off their nut,

He's off his fucking rocker and he sings

God bless the pope!!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Ardilles is a wanker

He comes from Argentina

And Villa is a tosspot

Who sucks Ozziescock

My Mr just told me that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demba Demba Demba Ba Ba Demba Ba Demba Ba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sung to Gerrard when his wife got caught shagging a local villain. "Who's that coming over your wife is it a gangster , is it a gangster"

Sung to Fulham fans "does your butler know your here"

Sang to Newcastle fans. " you're just a shit team from Scotland "

Sung to anyone north of the M25. "I go down pub, drink ten pints, I get really plastered , I go back home and beat the wife, cos I'm a northern bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aberdeen FC fans after they signed Adam Rooney:

your granny is safe

it's not THAT rooney

your granny is safe!

makes me giggle every time

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

[Removed by poster at 25/03/14 20:34:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man could carry, couldn't carry Lampard. One man and his baseball bat couldn't carry Lampard.

Two men etc...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

They're turning white hart lane into a public lavatory, and we'll all piss up the wall.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

West ham used to have a match day photographer who was very overweight, anyway, quite some time ago, west ham were playing in France in the inter toto cup final when the photographer walked in front of the west ham fans who broke into a chorus of.....

Who ate all the snails?

You fat bastard! You fat bastard!

You ate all the snails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The standard chant by away fans to Blackpool is

You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,

stick your fucking tower up your arse,

stick your fucking tower, stick your fucking tower,

stick your fucking tower up your arse.

Which is nice. "

plus ,

I wanna go home

blackpools a shit hole

I wanna go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the tune of The Deadwood Stage.

A New Cross train comes chugging down the track.

A Millwall fans got train marks down his back,

He nicked a scarf

And got cut in half

Oh hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Moyes is a football genius, David Moyes is a football genius, David Moyes is a football genius....repeat at will.

Various away fans at Old Trafford this season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fergie, Fergie ... Give us a wave"

Apparently being sung at Old Trafford right now

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

When we were in administration, we heard "you're going bust, you're going bust" a few times. If we took the lead, we would reply with "we're skint, but we're beating you!"

At quiet grounds, I've heard "is this a library?" sung.

Sung to Akinfenwa who is built like a brick outhouse "he eats what he wants, he eats what he wants, Akinfenwa, he eats what he wants!" He smiled at us

Sung to Grimsby fans "sing when you're fishing, you only sing when you're fishing!"

One that always made me uncomfortable was sung to a player who was found not guilty in a rape case. "He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants, xxxxxx he shags who he wants"

I've never understand the "I wanna go home, I wanna go home, xxxxxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home" cos I just think, "there's nothing stopping you"!

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By *exyPleasureMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Your nephews your son,

Ryan Giggs, your nephews your son.

Swans fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very best football nickname made into a chant, even the gaffer calked him Chris. Man city's kiki musampa.

Chris musampa

Chris musampa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurs fans making the noise of ssssssh noise (the being quiet noise)

At the Emirates or otherwise known as the Library...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"West ham used to have a match day photographer who was very overweight, anyway, quite some time ago, west ham were playing in France in the inter toto cup final when the photographer walked in front of the west ham fans who broke into a chorus of.....

Who ate all the snails?

You fat bastard! You fat bastard!

You ate all the snails!

was at telford united once and the opposition physio was a rather heavy set fellow (probably the best side of 20 stone)

3ooo people all shouting BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM as he jogged onto the pitch to help a player

also one that had a rather lovely looking lady as a physio, having 'im injured too' chanted at her, as she made her way off the pitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rovers were playing City at Ashton Gate in the late 70s.

We (Rovers) had Gary Mabbutt playing for us, and they had his brother Kevin. After a proper 1970s type tackle (probably by Frankie Prince) Kevin was left writhing in agony, while we sang 'There's only one Mabbutt left'

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over a year ago

Craig Disley was a popular player at Bristol Rovers, he was also a 'strawberry blonde', there was another player by the name of James Hunt, who was far from popular. The song went...

There's only one Craig Disley

One Craig Disley

He's a ginger haired cunt

But he's better than Hunt

Walking in a Disley wonderland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was one i.heard at Ipswich once i.think

I HAD A WHEEL BARROW.. TTHE WHEEL FELL OFF

I HAD A WHEEL BARROW THE WHEEL FELL OFF

Oooooh get off that fucking tractor

Get off that fucking tractor. Na naaah naah na ooh na naaah naah na ooh

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I think it was Tranmere who promoted their physio to manager. Their fans used to sing "who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"

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By *ykoCouple
over a year ago

york

We uesed to sing when Lee Chapman was at Leeds Utd

He's quick he's flash

He's shagging Lesley ash

Cantona Cantona

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

a cardiff classic from a while ago

Lee Trundle is a fat c*nt,

He wears a fat c*nt's hat,

And when he sees a Peter's Pie, he says I fancy that.

He eats it in his left hand, he eats it in his right,

And when he sees a Burger King he stays all f*cking night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was Tranmere who promoted their physio to manager. Their fans used to sing "who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!""

It was Scunthorpe, great song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a cardiff classic from a while ago

Lee Trundle is a fat c*nt,

He wears a fat c*nt's hat,

And when he sees a Peter's Pie, he says I fancy that.

He eats it in his left hand, he eats it in his right,

And when he sees a Burger King he stays all f*cking night... "

I suspect Lee Trundle loves this song, brilliant!

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By *estEndGentMan
over a year ago

London

West ham fans to jonjo shelvey

"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry potter, he's coming for you!"

Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"West ham fans to jonjo shelvey

"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry potter, he's coming for you!"

Genius!"

That has just made me almost pee myself. Totally brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let it be"

Stevie G Stevie G Stevie G Stevie G

Spreading balls with wisdom

Stevie G

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By *estEndGentMan
over a year ago

London

"West ham fans to jonjo shelvey

"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry potter, he's coming for you!"

Genius!

That has just made me almost pee myself. Totally brilliant.

Look it up on YouTube. So good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he looks like jordans baby

he loves chips and gravy

Leon clark leon clark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the police

We paid for your hats, we paid for your hats, what a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

GazaGaza sing us the sash sing us the sash

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Last night ..................

City fans singing ............Moyesy Moyesy give us a wave ...............

Or city fans singing Moyesy ..............he's the Chosen one ...................

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I think it was Tranmere who promoted their physio to manager. Their fans used to sing "who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"

It was Scunthorpe, great song!"

After a bit of research, it was both! Nigel Adkins at Scunthorpe and Les Parry at Tranmere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's fucking hard, he scores them from 40 yards, oh Gerrard, Gerrard"

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By *oulmatesCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Barnsley fans singing "Jim ell fix it for you " to Leeds at elland Rd last year !certainly got a reaction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wednesday fans day after Sheffield United Ched Evans got jailed

Hes gonna get bummed

hes gonna get bummed

That boy ched evans

hes gonna get bummed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Reid's got a fookin' monkey's head.

The Leicester City fans taking the Micky when they beat Leeds United 4:1 in the last season Leeds were in the premiership and PR was manager, still makes me laugh every time I see him on Tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Song Your Likely to Hear A Lot of In The Next Few Weeks....And Quite Possibly For Years To Come.

To the Tune of Yankee Doodle Dandee

Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendan Rooooooooooooooooodgers

Brendan Rodgers Liverpool we're marching on to glory

Built the team like Shankly did

Our kids will have a story

And Repeat.

LFC YNWA JFT96

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By *oxoxoWoman
over a year ago

london

west ham fans whilst getting beaten by Man C..

We sing when we lose

You're nothing special

we sing we when we lose….

made me chuckle..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

we are rangers super rangers no one likes us

we dont care

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

i once read about a bristol city v darlington relegation battle..both teams were shite.

bristols manager was alan dicks (the father of julian dicks but that dont matter lol)

darlingtons manager was arthur cox.

the home fans wanted their manager out so sang ' dicks out'

the away fans responded ' cox out'

lol

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

the chanting went on all second half .

dicks out . cox out ... dicks out..cox out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middlesbrough one

Where boro where barmy

Where off our fucking heads !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not rangers anymore,

Your not rangers, your not rangers,

Your not rangers anymoreeee!

Most scottish teams to the rangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When tan McManus played for Dunfermline

Tam McManus magic, he wears the magic hat, and when he first saw east end, he said I fancy some of that! He could of stayed at Falkirk and played in blue and sh*te!! But instead he came to the athletic because were fuc*ing dynamite !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of our club

You fat cockney bastard get out of our club

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

It had to be the Liverpool fans singing "you've got a fat head " to Steve Bruce then following it up with "he's got a head like a beach ball"

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

It had to be the Liverpool fans singing "you've got a fat head " to Steve Bruce then following it up with "he's got a head like a beach ball"

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By *IMLIMBIMMan
over a year ago

Redhill

I support a tiny little non-league team in Surrey and last week the oponents came out in a bright orange kit...To the tune of "sloop JB" I sang:

"Guantanamo bay, Guantanamo bay you got your kit from Guantanamo bay"

Got picked up by all of our supporters and being tallied about as chant of the season....

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"sung by the fans at the airport when the 1978 world cup squad returned home in humiliation, to the tune of god rest ye merry gentlemen...

God help ye tartan gentlemen,

for such a poor display.

When you set out to rule the world,

your feet were made of clay.

And what with drugs and swollen heads,

you threw the cup away.

Ohh mouthings of Ali MacLeod, Ali MacLeod

Ohh mouthings of Ali Macleod.

Priceless!!!!"

yeah you could be right there...if engerland qualified might have created some other angles ehhh. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (female) became part of a football chant years ago .... very embarrassing but chant was good lol

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

a few years ago when malcolm allison was manager at palace , he came to leeds for a cup game and was wearing a massive hat, the leeds supporters started singing .. two pint head in a ten gallon hat, fair play to big mal he took it in good spirit.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

seriously the best must be Ross county v Inverness (Inverness ground built on the Longman estate where the tinklers used to live .........chant is as follows.......the wheels on yer hoose go round and round ........Classic ehhh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (female) became part of a football chant years ago .... very embarrassing but chant was good lol "

Well you can't leave it at that, now we really do need to know what the chant was and why you were part of it.

As your from Ipswich, I remember when liverpool signed John wark from Ipswich Town. At a league match prior to the player signing, Wark had been hit hard in the bollocks by the football right in front of The Kop. Instantly The Kop broke into a chant of How's Your Balls, Hows your balls etc etc

After he signed for LFC, his name was chanted before a match, a simple reptitive chant of Johnny Wark, Johnny Wark etc except that chanted was always done in a high pitched tone imitating a guy just having been hit in the bollocks. A very good player but that chant stuck with him throughout his Liverpool career.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watched morecambe play chester a number of years back and to the tune of 'go west' by the petshop boys the morecambe fans chanted 'your welsh, and you know you are' kinda forgot the rest but it made me giggle at the time

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....

To the tune of " oh pretty baby "

" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .

Any other gems out there !!!

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Who ate all the pies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only won 5-1 we only won 5-1 it should have been 10 it should have been ten u Hibs bastards it should have been 10

Heart of Midlothian fuck of Hibernian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hear the kop sing when heart of Midlothian played Liverpool we couldn't hear the kop end

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By *larateeCouple
over a year ago

Central scotland

Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.

When I see celtic I go out of my head

I just can't enough I just can't get enough

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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over a year ago

"Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.

When I see celtic I go out of my head

I just can't enough I just can't get enough"

Big jock knew oh big jock knew oh big jock knew oh big jock knew he shagged them too

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.

When I see celtic I go out of my head

I just can't enough I just can't get enough"
Hail, hail

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over a year ago

"Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.

When I see celtic I go out of my head

I just can't enough I just can't get enough"

When I think off Celtic I think of pedofiles they always get it up they always get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way "

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over a year ago

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!

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Thats why i bailed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best football chants are the one's made up while on the bus to an away game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit can always rely on the orange side to come out with the s***e they always do. They show them self's up to be what most people know narrow minded bigots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!

It's just banter

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!

It's just banter

We obviously don't share the same sense of humour then!! I found it to be a tad too much for the lighthearted thread it was on!!

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By *ursecretsshh13Couple
over a year ago

Nr Crewe

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By *ursecretsshh13Couple
over a year ago

Nr Crewe

There is only one chant you will ever need.

We hate Arsenal

End of.

COYS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle against Peter Reids Sundeland. 'Peter Rieds got a monkeys fore heed'

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