FabSwingers.com forum: What the f**k???

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Anyone who's been on here a while knows the rocky relationship I have had with my ex.

So can anyone please explain to me WHY when he's just split up with the girl

he's been in a relationship with on and off for 18 months (who is 2 months preggers btw) does he think that texting me asking if i fancy some fun is ever going to result in a reply other than FUCK OFF!!!

They split 2 whole days ago.... Honestly

That bloke beggars belief!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why we call them EX's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who's been on here a while knows the rocky relationship I have had with my ex.

So can anyone please explain to me WHY when he's just split up with the girl

They split 2 whole days ago.... Honestly

That bloke beggars belief!! "

I understand completely!

My ex told me he still loved me on his wedding day - to the woman he is now divorcing!

Minimum 2 phone calls a day! Beggars belief!

Sara x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"It's why we call them EX's...

Too bloody right.

He must think I'm some sad lonely loser who sits in bed at 8pm on a Saturday night crocheting...

Oh hang on.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well you know him better than any of us, so it seems that you could answer that question yourself?

He does seem a little out of touch with emotional feelings though if this is the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's why we call them EX's...

Too bloody right.

He must think I'm some sad lonely loser who sits in bed at 8pm on a Saturday night crocheting...

Oh hang on.....

I know my cocks huge, but when will u finish my willy warmer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Ignore ignore and ignore!

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By *uicybum62Woman
over a year ago

leeds

thats men for you love

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well you know him better than any of us, so it seems that you could answer that question yourself?

He does seem a little out of touch with emotional feelings though if this is the case

Because he's a bellend is about the best reason I can come up with!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Because most men are stupid maybe. I bet you 20 quid in the next week or so if they stay split he will declare his undying love an it was all a mistake an he never stopped loving you........do we have a bet ?????

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My ex text me to say he had split up with his ex blah blah blah and he said do you fancy going for dinner....only to see on Facebook they were going away on holiday the day afterwards...I did laugh lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone who's been on here a while knows the rocky relationship I have had with my ex.

So can anyone please explain to me WHY when he's just split up with the girl

They split 2 whole days ago.... Honestly

That bloke beggars belief!! "

How can you expect him to think rationally and behave sensibly when all the blood is in his winkie?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Because most men are stupid maybe. I bet you 20 quid in the next week or so if they stay split he will declare his undying love an it was all a mistake an he never stopped loving you........do we have a bet ?????"

Yes we do... I know he'd never say that. He just thinks I'm bored and lonely enough to say yes. Thing is I know him much better than he knows me. Lol x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Anyone who's been on here a while knows the rocky relationship I have had with my ex.

So can anyone please explain to me WHY when he's just split up with the girl

They split 2 whole days ago.... Honestly

That bloke beggars belief!!

How can you expect him to think rationally and behave sensibly when all the blood is in his winkie?

Fair point!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me send the boys round

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes we do... I know he'd never say that. He just thinks I'm bored and lonely enough to say yes. Thing is I know him much better than he knows me. Lol x "

Right your on. So whos holding the money mines in my hand as I font

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Check your mail

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Want me send the boys round

Are they young and good looking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a technical term for his actions. It's called:

Taking the pics.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's why we call them EX's...

Too bloody right.

He must think I'm some sad lonely loser who sits in bed at 8pm on a Saturday night crocheting...

Oh hang on.....

There could be a lucrative business here - made to measure to your own design willy warmers! They wouldn't take long to make, with the exception of Paddy's of course which would be HUGE!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off. "

Yet more proof im gona win lolol

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off. "

The thing that is a shame is that it was obvious to everyone but them that it would never last. They've spent more time split up than together then actively started trying for a baby. Now he can't understand why she won't just take a pill and 'get rid'

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off.

Some people are just born twats. I barely give a thought to him now. Not seen him in 15 years.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

no nicer feeling in telling an ex you don't want them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want me send the boys round

Are they young and good looking??

I meant to his

lol but sure we can pay you a visit afterwards

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Want me send the boys round

Are they young and good looking??

I meant to his

lol but sure we can pay you a visit afterwards

I didn't know you batted for both sides Russ

ill tell him to lube up and bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want me send the boys round

Are they young and good looking??

I meant to his

lol but sure we can pay you a visit afterwards

I didn't know you batted for both sides Russ

ill tell him to lube up and bend over

lol I'll take the baseball bat so yeah tell him to bend

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off.

Yet more proof im gona win lolol"

You owe me...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wow ... how shallow is he ... fancy a fuck btw x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hottie you are so better off without him my ex is being evicted and wanted to move back with me I don't bloody think so z stay I strong xxx

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By *uffmuncher59Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"no nicer feeling in telling an ex you don't want them "

Oh yes there is, watching their face when a 5 year old refers to your new wife as his step-mother, and she didn't even know about the marriage.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My ex was the same. The moment he discovered his new partner was pregnant, he asked if he could move in with me.

I think the fact that I laughed hysterically in his face pissed him off.

Yet more proof im gona win lolol

You owe me...

Prove it

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash every tooth in your head...

Sweetness, I was only joking when I said, by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shit this ex has done to you and the drama he causes. You should have knocked him out by now. Preferably with a 15 inch strap on so the police don't bat an eye lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been here a while but have not noticed it lol.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The shit this ex has done to you and the drama he causes. You should have knocked him out by now. Preferably with a 15 inch strap on so the police don't bat an eye lid.

Lmao good call but fuck me remind me to never piss you off no matter how tall you are.....1 bad little dude

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