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"Jesus..............where are those with a tenna lady requirement when you expect them?" I think people are probably all squirted out and are happy to accept that agreement on what it is, where it comes from and who can and can't do it will never be reached. | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won!" We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good. | |||
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"Hi I'm wondering If anyone can give me tips to make women squirt or is it natural? I don't know lol
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! Have smelt and tasted.. and used ph dipstick. It is NOT pee We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good." | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good." There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! | |||
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laughed out loud to this "took 30seconds to come then sprayed my coffee everywhere...a bit like a squirt mime by a man alone without him knowing | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss!" I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) "Well a few inconsistencies there If you can detect the viscosity of a vaginal fluid by touch then you should be commended or in a research lab. As for the smell of fluids its a medical fact that urine unless laced with ureic acid is odourless. If you have ejaculated with a pressure tha could put out a 747 engine its piss. Also id you have taken the time to carry out a scientific analysis after the event I would say where is the romance sweetie! | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) Well a few inconsistencies there If you can detect the viscosity of a vaginal fluid by touch then you should be commended or in a research lab. As for the smell of fluids its a medical fact that urine unless laced with ureic acid is odourless. If you have ejaculated with a pressure tha could put out a 747 engine its piss. Also id you have taken the time to carry out a scientific analysis after the event I would say where is the romance sweetie! " | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) Well a few inconsistencies there If you can detect the viscosity of a vaginal fluid by touch then you should be commended or in a research lab. As for
the smell of fluids its a medical fact that urine unless laced with ureic acid is odourless. If you have ejaculated with a pressure tha could put out a 747 engine its piss. Also id you have taken the time to carry out a scientific analysis after the
event I would say where is the romance sweetie!
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won!" I won't add fuel to the fire but all I can say is thank feck for common sense, reasoning skills and at least a basic understanding of human anatomy. | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) Well a few inconsistencies there If you can detect the viscosity of a vaginal fluid by touch then you should be commended or in a research lab. As for
the smell of fluids its a medical fact that urine unless laced with ureic acid is odourless. If you have ejaculated with a pressure tha could put out a 747 engine its piss. Also id you have taken the time to carry out a scientific analysis after the
event I would say where is the romance sweetie!
it's deffo not piss I can vouch for that with the smell , taste and drinking thesis .lol. . "What secretions are discharged is and will always be a matter of conjecture. Some women do secrete large amounts of fluid thats an undisputed fact. Also its common knowledge that around 20% of woman have bladder control issues I have no doubt some women do secrete above average quantities of liquid that is not urine and it is also common knowledge some women who do leak urine will pass it off as gush/squirt to avoid embarrassment. There is no clear cut one answer to this question but is it wrong to avoid embarrassment for some and label it squirting? | |||
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"Ok I have a mate (genuinely I do) who is a consultant gynaecologist and its his / her opinion that there is only one organ in the body that can store the kind of energy (potential) to illcit discharge from the human body to the degree that some claim, is...........the bladder. Now that is not to say that a female homosap when aroused cannot ejaculate with a degree of intensity that is quite arousing but those that can pass the pressure test for the fire brigade usually are emanating from the bladder. Respectfully stands back and awaits the diatribe that will ultimately follow? PS Man United won! We tested this out the other day as I have just started to squirt after many many years of having sex. I'm slighty paranoid that it's urine or contains urine so (look away now if easily offended .).......we smelt it. It didnt smell like urine. It smelt sweet. (Neither of us was prepared to do the taste test lol) I had emptied my bladder before hand, I could not control it, I have good pelvic floor muscles but it made me very loose afterwards which wasnt good.There is nothing in the vaginal area that can discharge that amount of liquid (without serious injury) ........its piss! I think I'd know if I pissed myself sweetie. It was not piss! Smelt different, different texture and it came from inside. Trust me I was there (and had to clean up afterwards) " | |||
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"why are men arguing saying it's piss?? we're the women, we're the ones that squirt and and yes I can vouch that it is not piss because I did it earlier this evening!!!! Now go back and watch your football or something! "People lie, women lie people get embarrassed you can claim the earth but don't expect everyone to believe you just because you say its so. I would suggest you get back to your ironing and washing up. | |||
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"why are men arguing saying it's piss?? we're the women, we're the ones that squirt and and yes I can vouch that it is not piss because I did it earlier this evening!!!! Now go back and watch your football or something!
People lie, women lie people get embarrassed you can claim the earth but don't expect everyone to believe you just because you say its so. I would suggest you get back to your ironing and washing up. "oh dear. oh dear oh dear oh dear. I can hear the knives being sharpened right now. | |||
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"Gushing... Squirting.... whatever. Whatever it is, there is a large(ish) volume of liquid there. At least I'm assuming there is a large volume of liquid, judging by all these profiles that rabbit on about the Mrs soaking the bedsheets or that their servicing menfolk be needing snorkels. Just got one question. Where the bloody hell is all this liquid stored then? Maybe I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been when we were getting our reproductive anatomy lesson at school, but I don't recall there being any fluid-containing organ big enough to cope with the geysers that some people claim to be able to produce."
hear hear. im a nurse and this subject is done to death. doesnt matter how many times u tell people its pee they know better!! | |||
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"why are men arguing saying it's piss?? we're the women, we're the ones that squirt and and yes I can vouch that it is not piss because I did it earlier this evening!!!! Now go back and watch your football or something!
People lie, women lie people get embarrassed you can claim the earth but don't expect everyone to believe you just because you say its so. I would suggest you get back to your ironing and washing up. "I don't need to do any of them, quite happily watching a film | |||
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"Gushing... Squirting.... whatever. Whatever it is, there is a large(ish) volume of liquid there. At least I'm assuming there is a large volume of liquid, judging by all these profiles that rabbit on about the Mrs soaking the bedsheets or that their servicing menfolk be needing snorkels. Just got one question. Where the bloody hell is all this liquid stored then? Maybe I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been when we were getting our reproductive anatomy lesson at school, but I don't recall there being any fluid-containing organ big enough to cope with the geysers that some people claim to be able to produce.
hear hear. im a nurse and this subject is done to death. doesnt matter how many times u tell people its pee they know better!! "Done to death it may be. It would be nice to close off the thread right here but I get the feeling that currently accepted medical knowledge and wisdom will be buried underneath an avalanche of sexual voodoo and fashion-followers. | |||
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"http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23634659/ quite frankly, it's a mix of both.. "I'd be wanting to know how many papers this systematic re_iew was based on and of those studies, were they of particularly good quality levels of evidence? I suspect the levels of evidence would be quite poor and certainly not up to the standard upon which you could make any sound clinical judgements. | |||
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"http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23634659/ quite frankly, it's a mix of both..
I'd be wanting to know how many papers this systematic re_iew was based on and of those studies, were they of particularly good quality levels of evidence? I suspect the levels of evidence would be quite poor and certainly not up to the standard upon which you could make any sound clinical judgements."would this, perhaps, be because you already believe you know the answer and therefore are not open to receipt of new information? it's an area of medicine with a history of being ignored.... often dismissed as coital incontinence without actual research bar one small study which went against the normal 'scientific' attitude and was dismissed rather than fully investigated. i found links to a few newer studies that said the same thing this one does, that it's a mix...some women genuinely produce an ejaculate type fluid, some is 'changed urine', and some is a mixture of the two. | |||
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"I actually googled this craze and came across a video that shows step by step technique.. I did want to wet kipper slap the girl but there if ya want it. " Sure what's the link? | |||
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"why are men arguing saying it's piss?? we're the women, we're the ones that squirt and and yes I can vouch that it is not piss because I did it earlier this evening!!!! Now go back and watch your football or something! "Fair play lol | |||
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"why are men arguing saying it's piss?? we're the women, we're the ones that squirt and and yes I can vouch that it is not piss because I did it earlier this evening!!!! Now go back and watch your football or something!
Fair play lol "Damn straight! I know what comes out and know it's not all piss but only a small % is | |||
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"Hi I'm wondering If anyone can give me tips to make women squirt or is it natural? I don't know lol
Thanks "Any relaxed woman can squirt or gush...it all fingering technique and can easily be learned online...try google! | |||
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"Such a messy and over-hyped part of sexual activity. " How would you ever know if it were over-hyped? You've never experienced it have ye? | |||
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" I know what comes out and know it's not all piss but only a small % is" Eh....none of it is urine, it doesn't even come from the same hole!  | |||
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"How amusing that the majority of those that are dissing it are men. What's the bet the nearest they have been to a squirter is washing the car. "Hahahaha it is the best thing ever make me hot just thinking about it ha | |||
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"How amusing that the majority of those that are dissing it are men. What's the bet the nearest they have been to a squirter is washing the car. " | |||
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"Is there such a thing as squirtters category???" There is now hahah | |||
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"I've just started to gush have to be really turned on pull nipples make sure really wet and hey presto it's amazing feeling so horny...still wanting to make it squirt...I will keep practicing!! " Be patient it will happen. It isnt pee ... it doesnt com from the urethra .. filming me close up for a kink..clearly showed this. | |||
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"Such a messy and over-hyped part of sexual activity. How would you ever know if it were over-hyped? You've never experienced it have ye? "From having sex with and talking to women who do squirt | |||
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"How amusing that the majority of those that are dissing it are men. What's the bet the nearest they have been to a squirter is washing the car. "I put a tenner on. Where do I collect my winnings? | |||
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"How amusing that the majority of those that are dissing it are men. What's the bet the nearest they have been to a squirter is washing the car. "Not true I am afraid. My FB is a prolific ejaculator she can discharge copious amounts of vaginal fluid. However I maintain that to secret fluid from that region to the velocity that is describe as squirting has to come from a stored source ie the bladder. I know that ladies as so very special but I do not think they have written the laws of physics just yet. I am well aware that certain ladies when aroused can secret large volumes of fluid and perhaps this could be described as gushing? | |||
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". However I maintain that to secret fluid from that region to the velocity that is describe as squirting has to come from a stored source ie the bladder. I know that ladies as so very special but I do not think they have written the laws of physics just yet. " Its nowt do do with yer bladder...get yerself a woman and poke her till ye figure it out
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"Such a messy and over-hyped part of sexual activity. How would you ever know if it were over-hyped? You've never experienced it have ye?
From having sex with and talking to women who do squirt"So you are passing on their opinions then? | |||
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" Not true I am afraid. My FB is a prolific ejaculator she can discharge copious amounts of vaginal fluid. "I'm assuming the kit in your profile pic comes in very useful at these times? | |||
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" Not true I am afraid. My FB is a prolific ejaculator she can discharge copious amounts of vaginal fluid.
I'm assuming the kit in your profile pic comes in very useful at these times? "Clearly one cannot breathe through ones ears so a little help is required! | |||
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". However I maintain that to secret fluid from that region to the velocity that is describe as squirting has to come from a stored source ie the bladder. I know that ladies as so very special but I do not think they have written the laws of physics just yet. Its nowt do do with yer bladder...get yerself a woman and poke her till ye figure it out
And also think ye might benefit from a physics course! "Well I could well have a degree in a physics type activity? Poke until I figure it out? And they say romance is dead! | |||
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". However I maintain that to secret fluid from that region to the velocity that is describe as squirting has to come from a stored source ie the bladder. I know that ladies as so very special but I do not think they have written the laws of physics just yet. Its nowt do do with yer bladder...get yerself a woman and poke her till ye figure it out
And also think ye might benefit from a physics course! Well I could well have a degree in a physics type activity?
Poke until I figure it out? And they say romance is dead!"the physics aspect you are referring to could actually be explained by the muscle contracting during orgasm wwhich forces thefluid from the body with each ccontraction. the stronger the muscle the more force is present. | |||
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"What I've decided to do is every time a man says he's going to make me squirt I'll say no,I'm going to make you squirt by sticking my finger down your urethra and fingering your bladder. Let's see how much you enjoy it " Sounds hot. | |||
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". However I maintain that to secret fluid from that region to the velocity that is describe as squirting has to come from a stored source ie the bladder. I know that ladies as so very special but I do not think they have written the laws of physics just yet. Its nowt do do with yer bladder...get yerself a woman and poke her till ye figure it out
And also think ye might benefit from a physics course! Well I could well have a degree in a physics type activity?
Poke until I figure it out? And they say romance is dead!"yeah...but they talk shit....its simple anatomy kind sir!
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"What I've decided to do is every time a man says he's going to make me squirt I'll say no,I'm going to make you squirt by sticking my finger down your urethra and fingering your bladder. Let's see how much you enjoy it Sounds hot. " I'll use my pinky | |||
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