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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many women on here are genuine

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"How many women on here are genuine "

I am guessing you are thinking the ones who will meet you....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Nope. I'm a figment of Vince's imagination.

- Amy. x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"How many women on here are genuine "

lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28.3%

according to my statistics in my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here go again . Popcorn time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really a trucker called keith with a handlebar moustache and a penchant for pasties

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm a figment of my own imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women I've met have been genuine, and some had genuine intentions to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Fred for odthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really a trucker called keith with a handlebar moustache and a penchant for pasties

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Why did that somehow turn me on ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How many men representing themselves as black silhouettes, with no public photos and fewer than 10 words in their profile text are genuine?

By genuine I mean here with the intention of actually trying to get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What I meen is woman sayin they do this that the next and yeah al meet and not show or when they do they say ur to dirty a just say that on phone but wouldn't do it maself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really a trucker called keith with a handlebar moustache and a penchant for pasties

Why did that somehow turn me on ?

who cares? Come for a ride in my truck and ill let you nibble my pasty

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How many women on here are genuine "

Is it a quiz? Will there be a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha noone is real we are all plugged in to the matrix

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

all the ones ive met from here are real . ive checked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many men representing themselves as black silhouettes, with no public photos and fewer than 10 words in their profile text are genuine?

By genuine I mean here with the intention of actually trying to get a meet."

Aww I always thought View was a totally genuine guy

According to Obi the answer to the OP's question is 42 - problem solved.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Good grief! Why, do people post these types of threads when they fail to get what they want?!! ie a meet!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What I meen is woman sayin they do this that the next and yeah al meet and not show or when they do they say ur to dirty a just say that on phone but wouldn't do it maself "

Ever thought that you're not attracting the "genuine" women rather than there not being any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should take a look at your selection process and if you're looking for specific acts - specify so when arranging a meet.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Im really a trucker called keith with a handlebar moustache and a penchant for pasties

Why did that somehow turn me on ?

It's the handlebar moustache... You're thinking of how you can use it to pull Keith's mouth further down your cock.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Good grief! Why, do people post these types of threads when they fail to get what they want?!! ie a meet!

Because it's always someone else's fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many women on here are genuine

Is it a quiz? Will there be a prize?"
u get to meet me and prove that there is genuine woman on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too dirty? Oh my, what do you ask them to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many women on here are genuine

Is it a quiz? Will there be a prize?u get to meet me and prove that there is genuine woman on here "

I bet they're queuing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good grief! Why, do people post these types of threads when they fail to get what they want?!! ie a meet!

They probably think they'll get a sympathy shag!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How many men representing themselves as black silhouettes, with no public photos and fewer than 10 words in their profile text are genuine?

By genuine I mean here with the intention of actually trying to get a meet.

Aww I always thought View was a totally genuine guy

According to Obi the answer to the OP's question is 42 - problem solved. "

View may be one of the exceptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many men representing themselves as black silhouettes, with no public photos and fewer than 10 words in their profile text are genuine?

By genuine I mean here with the intention of actually trying to get a meet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here go again . Popcorn time

Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How many women on here are genuine

Is it a quiz? Will there be a prize?u get to meet me and prove that there is genuine woman on here "

But I don't need to prove that there are genuine women on here, I have pictures, WE have verifications.

You will find that it helps enormously to have a good profile and at least one picture if you would like to meet people and experience has shown that posting this type of thread never goes well. I suspoct that you've been let down by someone or have been messaging a woman only to discover that they are a man...it happens but patience and a positive attitude will help. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many men representing themselves as black silhouettes, with no public photos and fewer than 10 words in their profile text are genuine?

By genuine I mean here with the intention of actually trying to get a meet.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"when they do they say ur to dirty a just say that on phone but wouldn't do it maself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're too dirty? Oh my, what do you ask them to do?"

its that 'shit on to of a glass coffee table while I'm under it' one...it scares lots of my meets away when I ask..

sigh,,,this shite sucks, oops...site

any shite suckers around anyway?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How many women on here are genuine

Is it a quiz? Will there be a prize?u get to meet me and prove that there is genuine woman on here "

We get to prove ourselves to you? lmao How could we resist such an offer?

How about you prove yourself first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!!!! Do I win a prize

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i'll meet you to prove i'm male, oops i mean female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me have a look...yup...I'm genuine.

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Im really a trucker called keith with a handlebar moustache and a penchant for pasties

Why did that somehow turn me on ?

who cares? Come for a ride in my truck and ill let you nibble my pasty

you missed the chance of some classic one liners there

"Dont be shy show us ya pie"

N obviously "dont be nasty show us ya pasty!" Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I meen is woman sayin they do this that the next and yeah al meet and not show "

Something men never do!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I always laugh out loud at.. is when men call me 'not genuine' or a 'time waster' on FAB...because I won't meet them...or not on their terms! I think my verifications speak for themselves that I am real and definitely turn up! But I forget those guys who accuse me of being a time waster......dont read profiles....or pretend they havent because the truth of rejection hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't pm me especially with filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing I always laugh out loud at.. is when men call me 'not genuine' or a 'time waster' on FAB...because I won't meet them...or not on their terms! I think my verifications speak for themselves that I am real and definitely turn up! But I forget those guys who accuse me of being a time waster......dont read profiles....or pretend they havent because the truth of rejection hurts!

read what? ur pics tell me ur wanting it, now...and from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth "

dammit...

puts frozen chicken away..it WAS just a SUGGESTION ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when they do they say ur to dirty a just say that on phone but wouldn't do it maself

I'm struggling with this last bit. Are you saying that when they DO show up they then tell you they don't want to play with you because you're dirty? And I don't know what you're trying to say about the phone..."
they say things that they would like to do but when it comes to it they say they just say that on phone for phone sex but wouldn't like to do it and when a try and do it they say I'm to dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

dammit...

puts frozen chicken away..it WAS just a SUGGESTION ffs

But I want to do that to you, not you to me you dirty stud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth "

You lucky lady

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .even if i told you i know you Wont believe....cause i dont have the time and i dont have the patience.what you take me for...why am i still waiting...cause while you decide im fucking suffocating.,.cause if you cant find the time my bleeding heart Wont take it..just . .be . .sincere . . x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". .even if i told you i know you Wont believe....cause i dont have the time and i dont have the patience.what you take me for...why am i still waiting...cause while you decide im fucking suffocating.,.cause if you cant find the time my bleeding heart Wont take it..just . .be . .sincere . . x X X

? Is it me or has this bloke posted in the wrong place ?....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

? Is it me or has this bloke posted in the wrong place ?...."
right place but im weird

x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's sarcasm. Although I was wondering if he was writing lyrics lol.

? Is it me or has this bloke posted in the wrong place ?...."

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

passion choked the flowers....heaven holds a sense of wonder..and i get caught up when the rage in me subsides. x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

dammit...

puts frozen chicken away..it WAS just a SUGGESTION ffs

But I want to do that to you, not you to me you dirty stud!

I just thought we could spitroast it...and I wasnt even thinking of anything dirty...just wanted a relaxed meal, nice company and laughs..

u have me all wrong..I hate being judged...so anyway...have u knickers on?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Grr, you've put that in my head now.

I'll be right here... If you can find the time. x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i am freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth "

I didnt PM you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

I didnt PM you!!

Was your other profile, you dirty, dirty, girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly some people think us women are here to be used at their disposal. In fact they really believe this. They imagine us all walking around naked ready to fuck anyone at any time!

I have come across many like this.

Most of them uneducated wankers who dont have the ability to use their brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly some people think us women are here to be used at their disposal. In fact they really believe this. They imagine us all walking around naked ready to fuck anyone at any time!

I have come across many like this.

Most of them uneducated wankers who dont have the ability to use their brains

do not insult my scrotum

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Translate in English please.

Ps I am an illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

I didnt PM you!!

Was your other profile, you dirty, dirty, girl

What??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

I didnt PM you!!

Was your other profile, you dirty, dirty, girl

What??????

Was a joke, thought you were joking. My post was aimed at he OP who emailed me with the shit he likes to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

I didnt PM you!!

Was your other profile, you dirty, dirty, girl

I have absolutely no idea what you are on about! Its a bit early to start drinking isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly some people think us women are here to be used at their disposal. In fact they really believe this. They imagine us all walking around naked ready to fuck anyone at any time!

I have come across many like this.

Most of them uneducated wankers who dont have the ability to use their brains

do not insult my scrotum"

I have not encountered your scrotum......yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't pm me especially with filth

I didnt PM you!!

Was your other profile, you dirty, dirty, girl

I have absolutely no idea what you are on about! Its a bit early to start drinking isnt it?

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly some people think us women are here to be used at their disposal. In fact they really believe this. They imagine us all walking around naked ready to fuck anyone at any time!

I have come across many like this.

Most of them uneducated wankers who dont have the ability to use their brains

do not insult my scrotum

I have not encountered your scrotum......yet

its free ...come gerrit x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed "

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a figment of my own imagination

Must be of mine as well, as you felt pretty real to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?"

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

och I wanted to see a catfight...naked n all that..with jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

och I wanted to see a catfight...naked n all that..with jelly"

You would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

I'm sorry but that is mad. When I speak to someone in a public place I don't expect the nutter on the table next to me to think I'm addressing him. Surely unless I quote their comment people aren't that self centred to think that every post is aimed at them?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?"

Hope the person above isnt so touchy

OR copy/paste a comment from the offender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

You asked how to avoid it in future, all I did was offer two suggestions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a single lady profile too...and I am looking for a lady...it's hard work! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you think my comment was aimed at you? The comment about PMing? Am perplexed

She thought you were talking to her because you commented below her post....

Ok, so how do I avoid that in future then ?

Address your post to the OP or quote them. Saves confusion

You asked how to avoid it in future, all I did was offer two suggestions!!"

*walks away muttering darkly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fake !!

No way Trevor, your moobs are way bigger than mine.

Luv Kevin

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You asked how to avoid it in future, all I did was offer two suggestions!!

*walks away muttering darkly*"

SEE....You are getting the hang of it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had some lunch and read the posts above! Bizarre! I am out of here!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm a figment of my own imagination

Must be of mine as well, as you felt pretty real to me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You're too dirty? Oh my, what do you ask them to do?

its that 'shit on to of a glass coffee table while I'm under it' one...it scares lots of my meets away when I ask..

sigh,,,this shite sucks, oops...site

any shite suckers around anyway? "

Ooh Paddy, I've gone all moist at the gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're too dirty? Oh my, what do you ask them to do?

its that 'shit on to of a glass coffee table while I'm under it' one...it scares lots of my meets away when I ask..

sigh,,,this shite sucks, oops...site

any shite suckers around anyway?

Ooh Paddy, I've gone all moist at the gusset

skidmark ma glaz caz

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You're too dirty? Oh my, what do you ask them to do?

its that 'shit on to of a glass coffee table while I'm under it' one...it scares lots of my meets away when I ask..

sigh,,,this shite sucks, oops...site

any shite suckers around anyway?

Ooh Paddy, I've gone all moist at the gusset

skidmark ma glaz caz

Alliteration followed by poetry...swoons...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Well, I'm genuine if that helps you.

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