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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Tosser ...

Go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard if I HATE them.(usually)

Or you filthy bitch..but that's affection.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wank stain

Muggy cunty bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been using Asshat for anyone driving like an arse recently.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dildo face.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bites my tongue . This thread could get me into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot like that twat name , lol Goldfish having eggs and giving birth , I am not into name calling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank stain

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ahahahahahahah I know someone who says that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank stain

Muggy cunty bollocks "

Haha I'd forgotten the muggy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I simply don't talk to them.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Noodle! I know it's a very strong term and I only use it if I am really annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank stain

Muggy cunty bollocks "

Muggy cunty bollocks .... I LOVE IT!!!

My daughter laughs at me because I say bollocking bollocky bollocks when I'm wound up about something/someone. Wonder what she would say if I came out with that - I may have to put it to the test!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobhead

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Weird how we call people cunts and dicks etc like cunts and dicks are bad things? Without them we wouldn't even be here lol, I'm as bad, I use cunt quite a lot, for both sexes btw! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are annoying or stupid, twat or wanker

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Wank stain

Muggy cunty bollocks

Muggy cunty bollocks .... I LOVE IT!!!

My daughter laughs at me because I say bollocking bollocky bollocks when I'm wound up about something/someone. Wonder what she would say if I came out with that - I may have to put it to the test!! "

My South London accent comes out....if I'm really pissed off then it's just muggy cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dildo face. "

ooooo you are so radical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turd"

That's too much of a naughty word for fab.

**spanks**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

silly prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank stain

Muggy cunty bollocks

Muggy cunty bollocks .... I LOVE IT!!!

My daughter laughs at me because I say bollocking bollocky bollocks when I'm wound up about something/someone. Wonder what she would say if I came out with that - I may have to put it to the test!!

My South London accent comes out....if I'm really pissed off then it's just muggy cunt lol "

Im so tempted to PM you my number just so I can hear you say it!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Bites my tongue . This thread could get me into trouble "

You and me both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to make something up based on them a personalised insult

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .see you jimmy . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I simply don't talk to them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Knobhead, Twat, cock jockey, spunk stain, prick, fucktard are my usual repertoire but I have been none to use more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat, but there are varying levels of Twat depending on how annoying they are and what they've done.

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

I'm surprised they let you out, being as you appear to be a successful experiment in artificial stupidity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knobhead, Twat, cock jockey, spunk stain, prick, fucktard are my usual repertoire but I have been none to use more "

Is it a coincidence that they are almost all of the male variety of insult?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickheadfuckfacewanker...... Is my current favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boss"

Hehe. Made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eejit, bellend, knob-jockey, bawbag, tumshie, glaikit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxman or traffic warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bites my tongue . This thread could get me into trouble

You and me both! "

And me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turd

That's too much of a naughty word for fab.

**spanks**"

It's the insult nobody expects. Say turd with a big plosive T and a deadpan expression before flouncing out.

It's more memorable than wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am a big Only Fools and Horses fan it has to be "Git!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobcheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or "Dipstick"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Knobhead, Twat, cock jockey, spunk stain, prick, fucktard are my usual repertoire but I have been none to use more

Is it a coincidence that they are almost all of the male variety of insult?!!"

I work mostly with men but knobhead, twat, fucktard I will use for women too

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

I like a good old fashioned wanker !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mate"...in a condescending voice

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"Knobhead, Twat, cock jockey, spunk stain, prick, fucktard are my usual repertoire but I have been none to use more "

Are there any more -)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nincompoop. This can make a grown man about to go berserk over you managing to park up in a space he thought he owned stop in his tracks as he tries to work out if he has really been called a nincompoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wife"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Knobhead, Twat, cock jockey, spunk stain, prick, fucktard are my usual repertoire but I have been none to use more

Are there any more -) "

Oh yes there are more lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Tosspot is my epithet of choice if someone pisses me off but it rarely gets used in anger as I'm such an easy going kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divvy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nincompoop. This can make a grown man about to go berserk over you managing to park up in a space he thought he owned stop in his tracks as he tries to work out if he has really been called a nincompoop. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

Fuckwit

Twat

Wanker

Cunt

Shithead

Dickhead

Fucking arsehole

I have a wide and varied vocabulary when it comes to describing

Arsewipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You piece of shit" usually has the desired effect.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Fucktard

Fuckwit

Twat

Wanker

Cunt

Shithead

Dickhead

Fucking arsehole

I have a wide and varied vocabulary when it comes to describing

Arsewipes"

Fuckwit I forgot about that little beauty!!

Moron is also another that gets thrown around work quite a bit

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By *uriouscouple34Couple
over a year ago

sunderland

Knob jockey is my favourite at the moment but if I'm really wound up then it's see you next tuesday.

Mrs C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockscum

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ex'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank splat or prick face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

runt

wanker

bawbag

arsehole

prick

cunt

although have also been known to use cunt or cunty as a term of endearment

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By *hick33Woman
over a year ago

Essex

I normally say stupid fuck arse

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Wanker,tosser or arse....

If I'm in the company of delicate or sensitive ears....dipstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking prick I think I go with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobhead or Clout

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cretin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonsil. ... or ice cream....

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Gob shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dugs dick

Glaswegian to English translation :

you are a dogs penis

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Dick for brains, oxyen thief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

numbnuts

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By *inky pWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Blowbroth,and penus r mine at the mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me please, is this the childrens names thread?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

A colleague called somebody a spunk bubble today. Haven't heard that since I was at school. And that was $@ years ago.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"Dick for brains, oxyen thief.

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I only heard Oxygen thief for the first time this week ..

the poor woman it was aim at just looked complexed and didn't get it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuntmuffin and asshat are my favs

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my brother used to call his mum in law granny grimbones until his son started calling her it too

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Cum bubble !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen, but only if their name is Stephen and I don't like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimboid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/03/14 18:15:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trollop

Gobshite

Uneducated twat !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissweasel, spanner, knobber, eejit, numpty, knobjockey, blert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Neanderthal,

Fuckwit,

If from Liverpool a Woolyback.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Bellend !

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By *inkykoupleukCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Fuck face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use prick, dick, jerk , knobhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanksplash.

Fud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence is a power weapon when wealded correctly and someone simply knowing they are irrelevant in your universe can be devastating.

Or they are a 'Cockjuggling Thundercunt'.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"Wanksplash.

Fud.

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LOL I've heard of Wank Stain ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckingcuntybollockswankerpantsexpeallydocious!!!! Move over Mary poppins

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"Cretin"

i don't mean this disrepectfully ... you avatar portrays a certain distinction, therefore Cretin used by most of us here just would sounds right ..

from you i could imagine it to sound rather wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at the moment my faves are Spunky Fucknuts, or Cock Wizard.

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over a year ago


"Well at the moment my faves are Spunky Fucknuts, or Cock Wizard. "

Spunky fucknuts!!! Permission to steal please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I like 'wanksplat' or 'total moron' hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid stunt

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

good old WANKER said with anger and a screwed up face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt.

Does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to go off on one in Greek.....annoys the hell outta people when they know your badmouthing them but they have no clue what your saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleb... Missing link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

face fucker or egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuppet (short for Fuck Muppet)

Twat Basket

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twastard"

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

Spawny eyed wazzok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick muncher

Fuckmunch

Or my favourite at the moment a waste of sperm

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"Knobcheese "

Knob Cheese ... does bring a mental picture !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twat, but there are varying levels of Twat depending on how annoying they are and what they've done."

This^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* twat

*cunt

*prick

*cretin

* filthy / stupid fucking mongrel

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

obnoxious prick......and it took less than 30 seconds this morning

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you


"obnoxious prick......and it took less than 30 seconds this morning "

lol do a sense a unsatisfied woman in the room -)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to go off on one in Greek.....annoys the hell outta people when they know your badmouthing them but they have no clue what your saying. "
. Hmmmm mallaccas???? Or putana's Lol. People I dislike get called oxygen thieves. Couple of them on here hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntybollocks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gimboid. "

Smeghead

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Nigel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GIMP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fannybaws

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Pencil Dick .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prick or twat are favorites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dimbleoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty stupid cumt

Gob Shit

My favourite is you paedophile fuckin rapist

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"

My favourite is you paedophile fuckin rapist

"

How many slaps in the face have you had for calling someone that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat. Mostly drivers.

Knob. For pond scum.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"obnoxious prick......and it took less than 30 seconds this morning

lol do a sense a unsatisfied woman in the room -)"

lol sorry no I was at work! the boss was in and out (of the room people) in 30 seconds and sooooo arrogant and rude.

in the bedroom it's big hard cock all the way.......NO obnoxious pricks allowed

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My favourite is, "Addle Pated Clodpoll" or a useful phrase, "Somewhere, you are depriving a village of their idiot!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrush...

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Peckerneck

Slack-Jaw

Fucktard

Bumneck

Oxygen Thief ( reserved for those i really hate)

there are more...

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Son of a Bitch

mother fucker

fuck face

piece of shit

arse wipe

the list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nitwit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucktard

asshat

cunt muffin

cocksuckingcunt though that's the ultimate insult from me

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

CUNTS! Phew... Thats feels better out than in!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Horse-shagging donkey-twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker..that simple

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking tramp

although I never swear

X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I usually make up names for those people I dislike, but if its all of a sudden and in person, cunt is the word I use.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Knobheads

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over a year ago


"Ex' "
just reading down to see if anybody had same thoughts as me and lo and behold they did

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

Fucking Reptile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tosser ...

Go "

i dont i just twat em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bumblefuck

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By *oxylildevilWoman
over a year ago

Crewe

I call a certain person either dick or bogbrush face

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Arse

Tit

Or that godforsaken word .... C@#T ... but only if someone is really deserving !!!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Wank stain

Cunt

Fuckwit

Knob rot

Bitch

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking Reptile. "

Omg I'm stealing that

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By *lirtygirl445Woman
over a year ago

Lancashire

bogbrush lmao

shrimp or limp dick

john wayne saddle bags

monkey nuts

ass licker

gobshite

ballache

but as I kept getting told off for swearing NUMPTY!! has to be used a lot

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fukwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a saying I've been using lately to. Out of all the million sperms released I can't believe you was the fastest !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dick head, prick, bitch.

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By *anyoufeelme OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

pleb !

Dogs Arse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

why bother... just ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

limp dick, potato head, fat arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob rot!!

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Spunkbubble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob snogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkey raping shit eater

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

how very dare you mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick a windy.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

, , .YOUR TEAS OOT !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there are two guys who roam around the club I go to lovingly as "arsehole" and "Feckwit" because they always manage to find a way to spook any couple who play in the open rooms into going into the couples only room...... it is a devistating uncanny skill

does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh you naughty person!

That's what I call people I really venomously hate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often throw inoffensive and weird insults like Spoonface or Boob.

Words more coarse like Pissflaps or Cuntdump when someone could truly rile me up. It's rare though.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thrush... "

That's a bit below the belt.As thrush is so often nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prized wanker

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