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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you do?

Me personally i ignore it.. my mates text/call before nipping round. Best mate just walks in. And if i'm not expecting a delivery then i know its just likely to be sales pitches.

I do the whole snooping thing through the window to see if i can identify the person at the door too.

Im a proper grumpy person when im disturbed at home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's someone we know, it'll be ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do?

Me personally i ignore it.. my mates text/call before nipping round. Best mate just walks in. And if i'm not expecting a delivery then i know its just likely to be sales pitches.

I do the whole snooping thing through the window to see if i can identify the person at the door too.

Im a proper grumpy person when im disturbed at home lol"

We have cctv up outside our door we just change the channel or look on our phones , to see if it is worth answering.

Most of the time is for the kids anyway and we are not their door openers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ignore it as well. My neighbour has a big 'welcome to our house blah blah sign' on her door. I have a 'f off no unsolicited calls' sign on mine. If I am off work used to get loads of charity workers, energy companies etc. Does my head in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what mood I'm in but usually just ignore it. Same with the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling "

surely its not too much of a shock though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends what mood I'm in but usually just ignore it. Same with the phone."

yeah i have caller display. only 2 people ring my landline.. mum and grandma

everyone else uses the mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling

surely its not too much of a shock though. "

course not, done it two years. Its hilarious knockin a door and watching people hide behind stuff

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what mood I'm in but usually just ignore it. Same with the phone.

yeah i have caller display. only 2 people ring my landline.. mum and grandma

everyone else uses the mobile "

I only give outmy landline to people . Only when I know them well enough that they are not a stalker do I give out my mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling "

Do you sell snake oil and elixirs for all ailments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never hear people knocking on my door. Family/friends don't knock and just walk straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?"

I wipe standing too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I look through the spy hole

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?"

Me too...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Most of the time if I look through the spy hole and don't know who it is, I ignore it.

If Mr B is in, I send him....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i dont have a spy hole..lower half of my front door is solid, top half is frosted glass

so i also avoid going into another room incase im seen.

yes i know im very unsociable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling

Do you sell snake oil and elixirs for all ailments?"

only when i'm working in riften

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door yes..phone no.

Anyone who I speak to regularly has my mob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?

Me too..."

Good to hear, if i'm ever fortunate to knock either of your doors i hope you'll sample my goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling

Do you sell snake oil and elixirs for all ailments?

only when i'm working in riften"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hide

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?

Me too...

Good to hear, if i'm ever fortunate to knock either of your doors i hope you'll sample my goods "

Anything on special?

( save your 50% reductions though...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont have a spy hole..lower half of my front door is solid, top half is frosted glass

so i also avoid going into another room incase im seen.

yes i know im very unsociable lol "

Take the knockers off your door...

Just don't take em off yer avatar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I open it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crikey. I always answer the door, even if it is someone trying to save my soul from coming to a sticky end. Anyone comes round to mine, they get the door answered, the offer of a toffee or a kitkat and then sent on their way. When I had the police around last year following me confronting a burglar next door, he got offered a brew, a spot of lunch as it was that time and left with an orange kitkat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always answer, if it's someone unsavoury I let the dog out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey. I always answer the door, even if it is someone trying to save my soul from coming to a sticky end. Anyone comes round to mine, they get the door answered, the offer of a toffee or a kitkat and then sent on their way. When I had the police around last year following me confronting a burglar next door, he got offered a brew, a spot of lunch as it was that time and left with an orange kitkat. "

You gave him two fingers...?

Now, a WPC would be a whole different thread...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I don,t bat an eyelid. Anyone wishing to come around has mine and our numbers to arrange a visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?

Me too...

Good to hear, if i'm ever fortunate to knock either of your doors i hope you'll sample my goods

Anything on special?

( save your 50% reductions though...)"

invite me in, i'll show you the special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would open it but if the caller was a deranged blood spattered mad axe murderer I would tell them it was a bad time and ask them to return later

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

ive never answered the door unless im expecting someone or the phone either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would open it but if the caller was a deranged blood spattered mad axe murderer I would tell them it was a bad time and ask them to return later"

well can u let me know when IS a good time? im just standing here and this axe is pretty heavy ya know lol

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just send the dog.

Anyone he knows - sweet.

Anyone he doesn't know will only hang around if it's important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless im expecting someone i ignore it, unless im feeling rather naughty, then i answer it and hope its someone interesting (gas/jahova's/the blonde postlady)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd love it if a sexy woman was knocking at my door alas things like that don't happen to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answer and tell them to get lost in person

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

He would have one hell of a shock if he came here

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

anyone who knows us uses the rear entrance

we dont answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll check if I'm expecting a delivery, ignore if not. I'm the same with the house phone, people I know will use my mobile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread did sound like the start of a horror movie though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone who knows us uses the rear entrance

we dont answer the door "

im sure you have many interested in coming in your rear entrance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would open it but if the caller was a deranged blood spattered mad axe murderer I would tell them it was a bad time and ask them to return later

well can u let me know when IS a good time? im just standing here and this axe is pretty heavy ya know lol"

Sassy if it was you hokding the axe I would let you in but only on the condition I got a pre-slaughter play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alwaays open door answer fone usually followed by a polite no ty

often followed by ive been polite now fuck off

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Always answer the door.. Am a nosey Bitch!

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"What do you do?"

I ask them if they have bought cake.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?

Me too..."

Me too...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Just send the dog.

Anyone he knows - sweet.

Anyone he doesn't know will only hang around if it's important "
me too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

We are having a new intercom system fitted and mine will be switched off unless I am expecting someone, as was the old one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look out the window if I'm not expecting anyone. don't answer if they have a clipboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? For real? Some of you guys don't open the door? I always open it..but then again, it's usually always friends and family popping over.

I thought it would have been the phone that people wouldn't answer due to caller display. There's some i know who call and just chat shit all the time - sometimes i haven't got time to listen to their ramblings so i wouldn't pick up.

...hmmm. interesting. And here i was planning on turning up with some chicken, maoam, choccie cake and custard.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

i start undressing so im ready for action lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always answer my door...could never forgive myself if I missed the pizza delivery man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also ignore it but you never know if its a horny girl outside in need lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I usually open the door

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"As a travelling salesman, i find this all unsettling "
..never answer the door because theres too many travelling salesmen .. but i look from top window just in case they are especially disagreeable,and if so throw a few things...whatever is handy .socks rocks ,dogs.tv.,mini fridge. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in an apartment block with an intercom so luckily I just have to speak through that. I've had a d*unken neighbour forget the key code to get into the building buzz me at 3am continuously for 30 mins once, he saw my snappy side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is going to admit to opening the door naked???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also ignore it but you never know if its a horny girl outside in need lol."

i feel your pain. The attire some ladies answer the door in is great. Best yet - the lady who's dressing gown fell open when she opened the door, narrowly beats the blonde polish lady answers the door in a babydoll nightie. I could barely get ny pitch out in either case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone who knows me ....normally calls me as they enter my road as they know i dont hear anyone knocking on my door .....family just walk in

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Would look out of the window to see if they were worth inviting in.

We were having a bit of a play once before the plumber came and he turned up early, so I ended up answering the door in my dressing gown with a slightly obvious bulge. Shame he wasn't out type, but he must have noticed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Neighbours here all welcome each other and we support and help out, so knocks get answered. Cold callers are told to leave. Anon and spam phone callers are usually ignored or asked to remove the no from their lists.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Bizarre - I would always answer a knock on the door?"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l have to answer my door as not to would be a missed opportunity to abuse them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ignore it unless the door knocker's tasty, then it's fair game

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