FabSwingers.com forum: If you could re-live your first ever fuck...

By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

What would you do differently?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nothing. It was fine. Unspectacular but fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my clothes off before he came..whoops!

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Get my clothes off before he came..whoops!

Messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the guy for a different one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I would just not have bothered was not ready for it.

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

You dont know how much i wish i could change that 1 event in my life. Not all firsts are milestones that want to be remembered or celebrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose a different girl, all the time I was tring to slip my cock in she was saying can you be quick I should be home by now my Dad will kill me. Not the most romantic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not be resting against a tree! Had a taste for the outdoors even then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not be so bloody nervous or trigger happy. G.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Not be resting against a tree! Had a taste for the outdoors even then

I love trees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not be resting against a tree! Had a taste for the outdoors even then

I love trees!

I do now! For the first experience though I would have preferred a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the girl and be sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it last a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the first time. I remember who it was and the year it was, but we went out with each other for ages. We used to do it all the time and the memory has all blurred into one. I suspect it wasn't that great but we ended up teaching each other a lot so no regrets at all.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

Checked for cctv first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change who it was with

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no you're ok, I would rather not relive it.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can't remember the first time. I remember who it was and the year it was, but we went out with each other for ages. We used to do it all the time and the memory has all blurred into one. I suspect it wasn't that great but we ended up teaching each other a lot so no regrets at all. "

That's fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .tryed to hold back on the YABA DABA DOOing and the YEEE HAS!!! and just do one lap of honour.

x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not be resting against a tree! Had a taste for the outdoors even then

love to hug trees

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not worry about corn up my are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have chosen a better place.....but no it was fantastic...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not worry about corn up my are

I'm sorry miss Smiles but I think this needs an explanation. You can't leave it like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away...very fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could re-live my first fuck.....?

Damn, at my age, it would be nice if I could just remember it.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose a cleaner alleyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was fit.

I mean really proper fit.

But I wasn't ready for it even though I was 17, which is late (by todays standards among teens) .

It just seemed one of those things to "get done".

She was flipping hot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could re-live my first fuck.....?

Damn, at my age, it would be nice if I could just remember it.....!

brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be literaly knackered by the end of it, but would change not a thing.

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

She was older and taught me well - very sexy - I'd change nothing

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What would you do differently?

I wouldnt of stuck my cock up her ass as it wasnt a pretty site when I pulled it out.

I havent done it since either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot we both loved it. Well okay I stop all of the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have waited until she wasn't having a period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I waited forever and lost my virginity having a great fuck.

Set me on a path to lifelong obsession.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't have been in a van...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I wouldn't of done it lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Choose a different coloured marigold.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

use a little less chloroform

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I wouldn't change who it was with or how it went.....but I do regret not waiting until I was a little older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on her face , instead of in my trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lasted longer ... some chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would not of changed anything.

He was a gent and took time to make it a special experience for me.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I wouldn't of changed who it was with just told him it was my first time. He's since said if he'd known he'd of made it more special bless him, wonder if that would've meant giving me more of the sofa

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Wank beforehand and think of Mo Mowlem during and hope to remain erect long enough to enjoy it better than it was. I was poor and lasted seconds. She was an amazing girl and I badly failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have waited and been with a different guy, but hey that's life

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. wish i hadn't refused to give my autograph.

x X X

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Corny... But no.. Everything was perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose somewhere more comfortable ! And know it was just a revenge act!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

mine was with a guy in the army ,remember it well ,turns out he was married ,i said why didnt you tell me he say you never asked ,30 yrs later guys still lie to me to get what they want xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no! I would change everything

I was a very late starter so had minimal "training" before my first fuck

It was a mates girlfriend who offered to come over and "break me in" whilst my parents were on holiday. My mate knew I was a virgin so he was encouraging her.

She duly came over and gave me a nosh which I didn't enjoy cos I knew what was coming (so to speak)

She than handed me a condom and told me to get ready. I promptly shat myself and lost my erection

Much encouragement (hand, mouth, verbal) ensued before I was semi flaccid enough to put the rubber on.

I then lay on the bed and she proceeded to bounce up and down on me while I thought "what the fuck is going on?"

Then my whole body went rigid, I shot my load and she looked down at me with an expression somewhere between mild enjoyment and pity.

She then went and told my mate I was a shit shag which he ( being my mate) duly broadcast to half of Luton.

So my first shag was, in a nutshell, a complete fucking nightmare that should have been forgotten many years ago.

So thanks for reminding me lol

I've had much training since and now consider myself to be trained to competition standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell my mate to go away and stop putting his foot on my arse

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Not worry about corn up my are

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Tinned or frozen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make sure it was in the right hole this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pay so much . Think I was ripped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure my mum was fully asleep before starting!

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

try lasting more than 30 seconds -(

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things but you live and learn x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I lost my erection inside her together with the condom, which she promptly retrieved and then threw it at me. Pity the fuck was so crap as the foreplay had been pretty good IMHO. I thought I was getting a fuck, all I got was a 'fuck off'

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Not in such a crowded room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my erection inside her together with the condom, which she promptly retrieved and then threw it at me. Pity the fuck was so crap as the foreplay had been pretty good IMHO. I thought I was getting a fuck, all I got was a 'fuck off'

Awe lol live and learn see

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, I learnt a lot from that short lived episode.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

not get caught in act by my dad

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i would pull weird faces sing the huckle buck and say "this is day ja vu just for you" and run like fuck pissin myself laughing

x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stayed the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't change anything. It was with the man I later married.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Has anyone got any cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't of even gone there!! But we all make mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bothered ! He dumped the next day for a girl he'd met on holiday. AND he was such a knobhead too !

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By *hillibananaMan
over a year ago

Leicester/Liverpool

test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing my first time was with the right person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I was lucky in that respect. As first times go, it was pretty good, and with someone I loved and was with for 2 years. We are still friends now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have kept going until I came ... She came loads, it was amazing ... I forgot about me and just enjoyed her. Would not change who, its a lovely, if rather ancient memory.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

everything..it was a total disaster lol

could have made a comedy film out of it..

it really was hilarious....a disaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, it was fine for a learning curve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not get caught by her mum , snuck into her bedroom

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"What would you do differently?

Not a thing.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

If I couldn't undo it altogether, I would change everything about it; - start with changing the guy for someone who was willing to wait until I was ACTUALLY ready.

- Amy. x

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

id enter the correct hole this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope......

and considering almost 20 years later we've had a cpl of fucks recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my age its getting harder to remember my last fuck . Never mind me first one

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely as it was behind a pub with a guy id not long met! Definitely regret that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing..."

Smelly Cathy from Palmers Green ?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing...

Smelly Cathy from Palmers Green ?"
is it ???? i had her too

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing...

Smelly Cathy from Palmers Green ?"

Tottenham initially...but who knows how far she ran after my fumblings....she could still be running now as far as i know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing...

Smelly Cathy from Palmers Green ? is it ???? i had her too

She was a good girl.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"In a council pram shed , going second, the lucky recipient was smelly cathy.....twas a knee trembler.....it was my first touch of a proper woman......remember thinkin it was a bit wet n slimey...

Wouldnt change a thing...

Smelly Cathy from Palmers Green ? is it ???? i had her too

She was a good girl. "

Loves her mamma

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

not do it.... we only did it once and it was terrible.

So glad i was shown the light by others

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