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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whats the best insult u have ever been sent on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the best insult u have ever been sent on here "

"You're not for us"

How very dare they reject me!

"You've had too many meets"

WTF?!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You're a huge cock" !

*i console myself in the fact the 'r' and the 'v' are quite close on some phones!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, we just invited a couple round, we dot need you anymore!!!!

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

He's not bald, he's just that ugly his hairs ran away from his face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, we just invited a couple round, we dot need you anymore!!!!"

THIS^^

I'm mostly interested in couples right now and I've had that a few times.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't bother to remember insults.

I was called a crank a couple of weeks ago for declining to meet someone who'd messed me about a couple of weeks previously and then contacted me again like he'd not messaged me before.

That's the only one I recall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you two sister's ?

Where's Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spunk bucket didnt really insult me found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many insults to remember a specific one.

A guy once outed me publicly as a big hairy arsed bloke on a site, backfired rather badly on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your mother a weigt lifter she must have been to raise a dumbell like you

or

You cant even fuck off properly when i tell you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, we just invited a couple round, we dot need you anymore!!!!"

That's pretty shite, and we're told it's the single guys who behave badly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many meets, I'm looking for quality not quantity.

I cried tears of joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoilt little princess.

Because i didn't reply to his initial message then responded to his tantrum about me being a rude frigid bitch with the site rules.

Same guy tried to tell me in multiple unprovoked messages to lose the super model attitude, I'm a brat, he didn't want to fuck me anyway, I'm a slag (thought i was a frigid bitch?, he can do better than me, and my personal favourite, i must be desperate.

Everyone else has been lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, we just invited a couple round, we dot need you anymore!!!!"

Yep I've had that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not a good fuck, u would like ur muscles more than me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I turned a guy down he told me.

He was only messing with me as he was bored, I was way to old and fat for him really and a few sessions in the gym might sort out my saggy arse....

I literally lol'ed

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I once said "Sorry if you're not good enough for your wife then you're not good enough for me"

His reply?

"Ouch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe I've ever been sent an insult on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe I've ever been sent an insult on here. "

Resist Mrs D, resist.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the best insult u have ever been sent on here "

The best this year was "cut him some slack he is a Man U supporter"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Let's play a game of 'Fuck Off'.

You go first !

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just spotted the worlds tiniest avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was not really insult something about seeing me next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's play a game of 'Fuck Off'.

You go first !

A"

no you go first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After telling a bloke no thanks. "I don't give a shit, but if I did I'd give it to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep...a polite no thanks you're not my type has resulted in my being called a fat cunt who he'd spit on when he'd finished raping me...report and block. He's lucky I didn't know where he lived!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep...a polite no thanks you're not my type has resulted in my being called a fat cunt who he'd spit on when he'd finished raping me...report and block. He's lucky I didn't know where he lived!"
got to be the worst one yet he sounds a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep...a polite no thanks you're not my type has resulted in my being called a fat cunt who he'd spit on when he'd finished raping me...report and block. He's lucky I didn't know where he lived! got to be the worst one yet he sounds a twat"

Had I found him he'd have ended up with a face like a twat for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep...a polite no thanks you're not my type has resulted in my being called a fat cunt who he'd spit on when he'd finished raping me...report and block. He's lucky I didn't know where he lived! got to be the worst one yet he sounds a twat

Had I found him he'd have ended up with a face like a twat for sure "
lol i bet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have been told I was a "fat loser who sold myself on a swing site as I couldn't get a man in the real world" I said I hoped he felt better now and to enjoy the rest of his evening because I am nice like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were not looking for a meet at the minute. Yet they had a meet now on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the temerity to turn down a single lady on fab (I know its a crime against human kind) As I hade valid reasons. She sent a reply which was less than complimentary and cast dispersion on my ability to maintain an erection. I replied with "he is 20p go phone someone who gives a fuck" only to find when I pressed the send button I was blocked! Gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off and when you get there fuck off from there as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the worst I have had is just a deleted message.

I use to think how hard is a quick no thanks ?

However after reading some of the shit the ladies get for saying no who can blame you.

Some seriously sad fuckers about

just get on with it right.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Sorry, we just invited a couple round, we dot need you anymore!!!!"

That is just plain rude....

I suppose at least they showed their true colours.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I don't believe I've ever been sent an insult on here. "

Plenty of time for it to happen....don't worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat old cunt and scraggy old slag lol

Lovely single male who we took the time to say "Thanks but no thanks" to an unsolicited message. Fuck that - never again lol.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

BlondeCaz told me my cock was similar to a real one once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a lovely couple but its a no thank you, as the Mr looks like my brother Wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the best insult u have ever been sent on here "

Got blocked for saying hello.

That's the worst hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv replied to a message with a polite no thanks, not what im looking for.. to be told :

*well fuck off then u fat smelly slag, I can get better women than u anyway !

* u need to get over yourself u fat arse stuck up bitch

* As if I wanted to shagg u anyway. Ur only here coz u cant pull in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got called old, fat and smelly.

old? im in my mid 30s!

fat? well, im hardly trying to hide it

smelly? how this can be gleaned from a photo and a conversation over the internet i have no idea, that said, i didnt mention soap in any correspondence so maybe thats where i let myself down lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

some of the comments on here are unbelieveable ...this is possibly the reason lots of initial contact messages get deleted without a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here, but:

He has the combined IQ of a budgie, a raw egg and a cress butty...

All the charm, warmth and personality of an unflushed toilet...

And my favourite, which I use regularly...

"You are the living proof of the desireability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got called old, fat and smelly.

old? im in my mid 30s!

fat? well, im hardly trying to hide it

smelly? how this can be gleaned from a photo and a conversation over the internet i have no idea, that said, i didnt mention soap in any correspondence so maybe thats where i let myself down lol"

Lol so thats where im going wrong. My page long profile doesn't state that despite being fat I am capable of maintaining decent hygiene standards.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off is the general direction I'd like you to fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats the best insult u have ever been sent on here

Got blocked for saying hello.

That's the worst hahah"
shit well i have been blocked for looking at a profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's got to have been the guy that said I should be ashamed of my size and that I was a fat piece of lard and was a heart attack waiting to happen

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Seriously giggled at some of the creativity in some of the insults some people lower themselves to.

A long time ago someone insulting me would upset me for says now I just piss myself laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it's got to have been the guy that said I should be ashamed of my size and that I was a fat piece of lard and was a heart attack waiting to happen

"

Said the desperately put-out man who was already happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mrs is hot shame you are an old git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mrs is hot shame you are an old git "

oo, thanks.

that reminds me of another that asked if we were a real actual couple cuz V is hot and im, well, not even slightly lol

wouldnt have minded if they had been adonises themselves, but i would say i wouldnt have been any uglier than either of them

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Has anyone got any cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're sad and desperate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I wouldn't engage in some 'steamy' (his wording not mine) chat with a guy.

He told me I shouldn't be on here, I should be knitting or quilting!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can'help but think it is the sort of behaviour I last encountered in the playground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoilt little princess.

Because i didn't reply to his initial message then responded to his tantrum about me being a rude frigid bitch with the site rules.

Same guy tried to tell me in multiple unprovoked messages to lose the super model attitude, I'm a brat, he didn't want to fuck me anyway, I'm a slag (thought i was a frigid bitch?, he can do better than me, and my personal favourite, i must be desperate.

Everyone else has been lovely!"

wow how did you resist his obvious charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He has the combined IQ of a budgie, a raw egg and a cress butty...

"

If someone said that to me that I'd be flattered.

How very fucking generous of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoilt little princess.

Because i didn't reply to his initial message then responded to his tantrum about me being a rude frigid bitch with the site rules.

Same guy tried to tell me in multiple unprovoked messages to lose the super model attitude, I'm a brat, he didn't want to fuck me anyway, I'm a slag (thought i was a frigid bitch?, he can do better than me, and my personal favourite, i must be desperate.

Everyone else has been lovely!

wow how did you resist his obvious charm "

I've no idea, my knickers practically took themselves off at the thought! I was tempted to link him to my modelling profile and portfolio with the words "not quite a super model but getting there" but i held my tongue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i got told once that she didnt like old dogs ... the best insult i ever heard was the best part of you dripped down your mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I know tried saying I had the clap! All because I wouldn't fuck him!! What can I say....I'm not one for a round of applause lol I'm more a standing ovation kinda girl!!

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

In response to a polite no thank you I received 'I hope your kids die of cancer x'. (Yes, with a kiss on the end! Wtf?)

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"In response to a polite no thank you I received 'I hope your kids die of cancer x'. (Yes, with a kiss on the end! Wtf?)"

That's just pure evil!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"In response to a polite no thank you I received 'I hope your kids die of cancer x'. (Yes, with a kiss on the end! Wtf?)"
how awful .. no means no ... simples

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