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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WH Smiths in T 1 heathrow didn't have any newspapers this morning !!! I mean FFS , there a newsagent ???? But they had plenty of cadburys fucking cream eggs, One Direction Calendars, and bloody wanky mugs with poxy comments on that arnt even funny didn't they .......just what you need to pass the time on an hours flight ??? Wrong !! WHS you pricks , people want a newspaper !!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bro let's have some wine and talk about our feelings...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am not sure they read this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also enjoyed it (for once).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never known anyone get so angry over something so trivial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And breath......in through the nose nice and slowly......and release through the mouth....repeat several times until calmness returns

Alternatively open a bottle of wine

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A sudoku book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never known anyone get so angry over something so trivial. "

WHAT !!!!! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MAN !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers."

Where does the piss go ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always do in airports, frigging nosey and annoying.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't have newspapers on planes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers."

Is this the male or the female saying this?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers.

Where does the piss go ? "

Well this sofa is ruined.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?"

EXACTLY !!! Well I will tell you why , they try piggy back on the duty free purchase requirement, but it's purely to get your details for there wank market research ........Which clearly doesn't work because they would see guys like us want to BUY A FUCKING PAPER IN THE MORNING ......OK !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers.

Is this the male or the female saying this?... "

Always the lady, the gent has more sense than to get involved in this.

He's posted twice, both times about other ladies thigh- high boots lol.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?"

Every time you buy something air side ... have to scan the boarding card ...even if you are buying a newspaper (if they had any) or a packet of mints in WHS!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hmm, 7/10/ J0die would have been more eloquent, but we feel your pain. It is a promising start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?

Every time you buy something air side ... have to scan the boarding card ...even if you are buying a newspaper (if they had any) or a packet of mints in WHS!"

WHY ??? tell me ?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

First world problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?

EXACTLY !!! Well I will tell you why , they try piggy back on the duty free purchase requirement, but it's purely to get your details for there wank market research ........Which clearly doesn't work because they would see guys like us want to BUY A FUCKING PAPER IN THE MORNING ......OK ! "

I you actually pissed off?...

You get one go on this planet.

here's me worrying about kids in Africa with flies all over their heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been on a plane? Well done you. You sir, are truly one of life's movers and shakers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1 "

Thanks for that shite suggestion . Perhaps the next time I plan to go to Tescos , I go to Asda first in case Tesco don't have what I want !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1

Thanks for that shite suggestion . Perhaps the next time I plan to go to Tescos , I go to Asda first in case Tesco don't have what I want !!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1

Thanks for that shite suggestion . Perhaps the next time I plan to go to Tescos , I go to Asda first in case Tesco don't have what I want !!!! "

Fine suit yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1 "

Yeah but it's a fertile stomping ground for humorous strops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1

Thanks for that shite suggestion . Perhaps the next time I plan to go to Tescos , I go to Asda first in case Tesco don't have what I want !!!! "

For more shite suggestions might I suggest the 'sit or stand' threadthread

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?

Every time you buy something air side ... have to scan the boarding card ...even if you are buying a newspaper (if they had any) or a packet of mints in WHS!

WHY ??? tell me ? "

So they know what you've bought (security!) and to check that you are allowed to buy it for the destination you are going to...

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Yarm

How come no one picked up on the wanky mugs bit. Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody is on the fast track to high blood pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First world problems"

Ha! We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?

Every time you buy something air side ... have to scan the boarding card ...even if you are buying a newspaper (if they had any) or a packet of mints in WHS!

WHY ??? tell me ?

So they know what you've bought (security!) and to check that you are allowed to buy it for the destination you are going to...

"

Does whsmitb sell contraband...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?"

They always do at the airport. You need to scan your boarding card to buy a cadburys cream egg. It is case you are a terrorist. Cream eggs can be truly fukin deadly

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

My friend works there. I told him to make sure there was no papers out by the time you arrived. He knew what time you'd be arriving as he makes the effort to scan your boarding pass every time you pop in just to waste more precious minutes of your time.

My plan has worked. Mwahahaha.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Newspaper????? How very quaint and last century.... a more forward thinking and tech savvy traveller would use their device to find out what is happening locally nationally and globally as it happens rather than at least 24 hours old

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

If I can't get a paper I go on to websites like BBC/sky news etc, that helps and at least it's up to date. A newspaper can be hours out of date anyway by the time you read it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend works there. I told him to make sure there was no papers out by the time you arrived. He knew what time you'd be arriving as he makes the effort to scan your boarding pass every time you pop in just to waste more precious minutes of your time.

My plan has worked. Mwahahaha.

Oh I know her , shes the one that told me her friend needs a good hard shagging

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come no one picked up on the wanky mugs bit. Hilarious!"

Yeah !!! All those shit mugs with "world best mum" "worlds best cook" . No mugs there with "worlds best fuckin retailer " are there ???

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"How come no one picked up on the wanky mugs bit. Hilarious!"

A few girls from my area buy those mugs and use the message as their status.

Either that or shit tea towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always wondered what became of mr angry from radio 1's steve wright show its good to see he's alive and well and still angry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i always wondered what became of mr angry from radio 1's steve wright show its good to see he's alive and well and still angry "

Ha fuckin ha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get a paper yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you get a paper yet?

"

oh your fucking funny arnt you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did you get a paper yet?

oh your fucking funny arnt you "

Do you want a paper because you are from Reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top notch ranting.....yet again I've pissed in my crotchless knickers.

Where does the piss go ? "
lmao trickles down her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come no one picked up on the wanky mugs bit. Hilarious!

Yeah !!! All those shit mugs with "world best mum" "worlds best cook" . No mugs there with "worlds best fuckin retailer " are there ???"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How come no one picked up on the wanky mugs bit. Hilarious!

Yeah !!! All those shit mugs with "world best mum" "worlds best cook" . No mugs there with "worlds best fuckin retailer " are there ??? "

They're not allowed to retail fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read.... "

Watch it you ! Or I'll spank your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have nicked the cabbies paper

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Someone above shits tea towels ....they'd be hard to eat I reckon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact . World's most popular Owl ? A Teet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read.... "

not sure but I managed to fit 3 in my mouth in one go today..another proud achievement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read....

not sure but I managed to fit 3 in my mouth in one go today..another proud achievement "

All that cream spilling out your mouth onto your chin ........disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny as fuck love a man having a bitch fit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"funny as fuck love a man having a bitch fit x "

Top " Mankini" mate !!

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Now then now then now then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will inform Him of your admiration x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been flying easy jet lol ba provide papers on flights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now then now then now then.."

I know , last time I did a post like this I got a ban

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

you do know its world happiness day??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You could have borrowed ma hat if you'd asked nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you get a paper yet?

oh your fucking funny arnt you

Do you want a paper because you are from Reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read....

not sure but I managed to fit 3 in my mouth in one go today..another proud achievement "

3, I'm impressed

next forum challenge maybe ~ how many cream eggs can u fit in your mouth photo....!!

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

The reason is most were stealing them instead, they had to get rid of honesty boxes.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"!!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire . "

Not a Good idea to set fire to Airports - I Think the guy that tried that in Glasgow got Headbutted !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WH Smiths in T 1 heathrow didn't have any newspapers this morning !!! I mean FFS , there a newsagent ???? But they had plenty of cadburys fucking cream eggs, One Direction Calendars, and bloody wanky mugs with poxy comments on that arnt even funny didn't they .......just what you need to pass the time on an hours flight ??? Wrong !! WHS you pricks , people want a newspaper !!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire . "

What is this world coming to hey? Bloody disgraceful!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you get wifi on planes now so that you can access websites?

If so, do you get that on short haul stuff?

People above mentioned why didnt you read it online etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a newspaper on a flight, its something to shake huffily when the bloke next door hogs the armrest, fat bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I have no sympathy at all. You clearly have a rolled up newspaper stuffed down your Y-fronts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder......

how many Cadburys Cream Eggs do you reckon you could eat on an hours flight?

You know if you were bored, no paper to read....

not sure but I managed to fit 3 in my mouth in one go today..another proud achievement

3, I'm impressed

next forum challenge maybe ~ how many cream eggs can u fit in your mouth photo....!! "

it was very impressive...until my friends squidged my cheeks together..very messy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

will put a Daily Record by for your next visit to Scottylandyshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will put a Daily Record by for your next visit to Scottylandyshire "

That will be Mon Tues and Wed then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My advise is keep out of fooking WH Smiths

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Why would WHSmiths scan your boarding card?"

Good question, but it's not just WHS, anything you buy in 'departures', you have to produce your boarding card! Why?? For some weird reason though, it doesn't apply to/in the restaurants or bars!

No doubt another decision made by some EU plonker!

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"WH Smiths in T 1 heathrow didn't have any newspapers this morning !!! I mean FFS , there a newsagent ???? But they had plenty of cadburys fucking cream eggs, One Direction Calendars, and bloody wanky mugs with poxy comments on that arnt even funny didn't they .......just what you need to pass the time on an hours flight ??? Wrong !! WHS you pricks , people want a newspaper !!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire . "

Reading this is better than reading any paper OP funny as....

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"will put a Daily Record by for your next visit to Scottylandyshire "

And there's another Thursday rant, trying to get a Daily Record at Gatwick?! And they wonder why some folk want independence?? Start treating us as equals and it might be a different story!!

It is still Thursday, isn't it?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

It winds me up having to show boarding passes in airport shops too. Grrr!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No it's Friday

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"WH Smiths in T 1 heathrow didn't have any newspapers this morning !!! I mean FFS , there a newsagent ???? But they had plenty of cadburys fucking cream eggs, One Direction Calendars, and bloody wanky mugs with poxy comments on that arnt even funny didn't they .......just what you need to pass the time on an hours flight ??? Wrong !! WHS you pricks , people want a newspaper !!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire . "

There really is no pleasing you isn't there lol

D x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Subscribe to a decent online newspaper.....tight arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WH Smiths in T 1 heathrow didn't have any newspapers this morning !!! I mean FFS , there a newsagent ???? But they had plenty of cadburys fucking cream eggs, One Direction Calendars, and bloody wanky mugs with poxy comments on that arnt even funny didn't they .......just what you need to pass the time on an hours flight ??? Wrong !! WHS you pricks , people want a newspaper !!! And if you ask to scan my boarding card one more time I will set you on fucking fire .

There really is no pleasing you isn't there lol

D x "

Well you haven't tried very hard ?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"You've been on a plane? Well done you. You sir, are truly one of life's movers and shakers. "

I fear the big iron bird. 'Taint natural.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've been on a plane? Well done you. You sir, are truly one of life's movers and shakers.

I fear the big iron bird. 'Taint natural. "

They'll stone you where you're from if you get uppity and think you can get in one of them.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Might I make a simple suggestion OP. You might think it's odd and way out but why don't you buy a paper before you get to the airport? You seem to get your knickers in a twist about the WHSmith at T1

Thanks for that shite suggestion . Perhaps the next time I plan to go to Tescos , I go to Asda first in case Tesco don't have what I want !!!! "

I really don't know why, bit this response had me actually rolling on the floor laughing!

Yes, I know, next step is the self-hugging jacket!

Quality rant Sir, I salute you!

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