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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not expecting many replies to this tbh lol but when ur wiping ur arse ru a sitter or a stander ??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I stand and position myself for my hired help to do the wiping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people stand to do this??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand and position myself for my hired help to do the wiping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people stand to do this?? "

People sit to do this ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand and position myself for my hired help to do the wiping.

actually as a former community HCA yes ive cleared up from the standing position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww."

squelching/smudginging/smearing.. depending on the cast off

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww."

Exactly. Butt cheeks have to be wiiiiide apart!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww.

Exactly. Butt cheeks have to be wiiiiide apart!"

*faps*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww.

Exactly. Butt cheeks have to be wiiiiide apart!

*faps*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the OP meant to pee at first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the OP meant to pee at first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People seriously wipe while sitting?

I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.

Do you reach down into the bowl?

How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"People seriously wipe while sitting?

I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.

Do you reach down into the bowl?

How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?

You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People seriously wipe while sitting?

I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.

Do you reach down into the bowl?

How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?

surely everyone leans forward and wipes front to back, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww."

Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha."

Not chocolate raisins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha.

Not chocolate raisins?"

Nah, once the lab results confirmed they were actually rodent excrement I lost my appetite for em.

Suddenly I'm eyeing up the remains of this chocolate hobnob with some suspicion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back! "

Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww.

Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha."

LOL

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

always sitting

you can get right in the crack as its spread

no skiders here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!

Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?"

I sit on the toilet, not in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!

Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?

I sit on the toilet, not in it!

I don't get it. Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

libertine i am now fascinated how the heck you do it.. lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!

Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?

I sit on the toilet, not in it!

I don't get it. Can I watch?"

Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there. Obviously make sure you don't have company. If that doesn't help I'll show you in June.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"libertine i am now fascinated how the heck you do it.. lol "

I stand bending over a bit and wipe!

Am I a freak?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"libertine i am now fascinated how the heck you do it.. lol

I stand bending over a bit and wipe!

Am I a freak?!"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there."

I just tried the motions (not sure if people were watching but I don't really have much dignity to lose).

Yeah, don't like that idea. My way seems much better,

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

wet wipes are best

either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wet wipes are best

Now that I can agree on.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"wet wipes are best

either way

Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"libertine i am now fascinated how the heck you do it.. lol

I stand bending over a bit and wipe!

Am I a freak?!"

if it works for you.. id never call anyone a freak.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there.

I just tried the motions (not sure if people were watching but I don't really have much dignity to lose).

Yeah, don't like that idea. My way seems much better,"

As long as the bum is clean who cares? I just have visions of what Funkymonkey was icky about - access problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not expecting many replies to this tbh lol but when ur wiping ur arse ru a sitter or a stander ??

Oh Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo."

So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.

So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?"

think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wet wipes are best

either way

Yep always finish with Kleeneze wet wipes. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a fresh cotton handkerchief every wipe, perfumed with the fragrance of chocolate hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely everyone leans forward and wipes front to back, no?"

Errrrmmm... No...

Hand between the legs, wipe from the back...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)

.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.

In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread called 'Arse Wipe' and it'll be full of rants about single Blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)

.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.

In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'."

Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cilit bang = one wipe and it gone

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)

.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.

In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'.

Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread...

Ah 'Anel', now you are talking sir! I wish I could find those threads. Spectacular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if anyone wipes from side to side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read some funny shit in my time

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

i dont bother it all comes off on my pants...

and i save on toilet roll... so can afford hobnobs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it dry naturally and just flake off?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Let it dry naturally and just flake off? "

i used to pick the flakey bits off with my fingers but whan i found bits on my sandwhiches i decided to stop..

lucky i like white bread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it dry naturally and just flake off?

i used to pick the flakey bits off with my fingers but whan i found bits on my sandwhiches i decided to stop..

lucky i like white bread...

Catch 22, stodgy poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it dry naturally and just flake off?

i used to pick the flakey bits off with my fingers but whan i found bits on my sandwhiches i decided to stop..

lucky i like white bread...

Catch 22, stodgy poo."

Sounds like bingo lingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)

.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.

In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'.

Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread...

Ah 'Anel', now you are talking sir! I wish I could find those threads. Spectacular!

Bumped back into "Swingers Chat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bledi hell

Why oh why did I pop into this thread

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

This is such a shit thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.

So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?

think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers "

Just imagine if you lived in a country like Greece. Putting anything down the Pan that you haven't pooped or peed first is like an act of environmental terrorism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bledi hell

Why oh why did I poop into this thread

Did you sit down to wipe after ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.

So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?

think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers "

yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bledi hell

Why oh why did I poop into this thread

Did you sit down to wipe after ? "

OI I can see what you did to my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stander!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stander!"

omg no way... im now questioning my own methods here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poostander, isn't that a film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stander!

omg no way... im now questioning my own methods here

I'm thinking about trying it sitting down next time I go!!which will probably be tomorrow morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stander!

omg no way... im now questioning my own methods here

I'm thinking about trying it sitting down next time I go!!which will probably be tomorrow morning.

haha i was gonna say 'let me know how you get on'.. but some things are probs best left unsaid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing"

I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one word for you all...........bidet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one word for you all...........bidet.

How posh are you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one word for you all...........bidet.

How posh are you lol

Yep, and leave it on a flannel instead!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing

I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?"

They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing

I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?

They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.

Interesting, I never knew of this.

I'll just dry mine out and reuse them then.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing

I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?

They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.

Interesting, I never knew of this.

I'll just dry mine out and reuse them then.

Like Tony Benn and his tissues.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I hover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hover."

That'll be the mooshey pays..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hover."

I read Hoover. Lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I hover.

I read Hoover. Lol."
Lol...I love housework but that's just ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bledi hell

Why oh why did I pop into this thread

Feeling sick due to Carb overload...think I may have just vomited in my mouth a teensy bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread,ew.

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Whats wipeing??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"This thread,ew."
You don't wipe your arse then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread,ew.You don't wipe your arse then?"

My arse is pristine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"This thread,ew.You don't wipe your arse then?

My arse is pristine"
No skid marks or creamy bits on your ring piece then?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I wonder if anyone wipes from side to side? "
. in the far east and the orient obviously

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wonder if anyone wipes from side to side? . in the far east and the orient obviously

"
Or on board ship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread,ew.You don't wipe your arse then?

My arse is pristineNo skid marks or creamy bits on your ring piece then?"

Haha,you do make me laugh _emmefatale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitter lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

stand or sit,?? . .i shit

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