FabSwingers.com forum: A thought for all the "straight" men..

By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

unless it's some gross hairy ass and there a cock swinging around, and no tits to reach around to play with, and i'd prefer not to make out with a dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ridiculous statement more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

It's stuff like this that makes me despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you were shagging them in the arse in the missionary position, you might notice a slight difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

What about the person attached to the arse ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"It's stuff like this that makes me despair.

Me too.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

I must remember not to bend over in your presence.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

By shagging an arse, do you mean shagging someone in the anus or shagging someone who would make a statement like you just made? One sounds quite appealing. The other sounds tiresome.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

So if you can kiss a girl you can kiss a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Haha never heard such rubbish! How could u compare? The fact that if u reach round and there's a pair of bollocks and a cock or u reach round and there's a nice smooth pussy! Not quite the same is it

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I recon your mate wanted your batty!! Lol

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more."

Fair enough. But the amount of guys I met don't seem to "fussy"

Yea and ok I suppose it's the person thats attached to the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but this one wins 'ridiculous thread of the week' for me

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

You are 35 years of age and you seriously have not gotten to that age of maturity believing that shit. Prey tell me you don't.

You must appreciate the difference in sexuality.

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Haha never heard such rubbish! How could u compare? The fact that if u reach round and there's a pair of

bollocks and a cock or u reach round and there's a nice smooth pussy! Not quite the same is it

Had an idea this would cause an argument

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"So if you can kiss a girl you can kiss a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if you can kiss a girl you can kiss a guy?

Yeah both have lips?!

How come I don't wanna run around kissing guys AND grabbing their moobs ha ha

????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...........Op..............

Do enlighten us all.

Being a straight, married man that does enjoy anal with ladies who attract and turn me on. Tell me why it would be no different if I had anal with a bloke that I have no attraction, feelings or sexual curiosity with in the slightest.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Haha never heard such rubbish! How could u compare? The fact that if u reach round and there's a pair of

bollocks and a cock or u reach round and there's a nice smooth pussy! Not quite the same is it

Had an idea this would cause an argument"

An argument needs 2 sides. This is a pile of people telling you that you are wrong.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

/face palm

the op gotta be joking right?

Please tell me its satire ha

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By *eyKMan
over a year ago

North

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

unless it's some gross hairy ass and there a cock swinging around, and no tits to reach around to play with, and i'd prefer not to make out with a dude."

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...........Op..............

Do enlighten us all.

Pat on the back for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

Oh stay Tina pls..........

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag

a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

You are 35 years of age and you seriously have not gotten to that age of maturity believing that shit. Prey tell me you don't.

You must appreciate the difference in sexuality."

Yea I do NOW, but I was just a statement I heard when I was around 17/18.

I do appreciate differences in seuality etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

Shift over and gizz a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

*passes the biccies* this could be a long one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be daft.

Just because I can hide my cock in between my legs and tell everyone that I have a mangina. Doesn't mean i'm walking around with a lubricated fanny is it?

of course you can fuck a guy up the arse, just as you can ram his face with your cock. But, are you actually going to do it though?

that's what it comes down to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought some ring doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more."

Totally agrre with you. More than just a hole !

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

To be fair... there is a difference in the law. It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

Also... what would Jesus say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a gay man i think you would notice the difference between a man and woman,or you wouldnt be attracted to men.maybe as you say that gay men are not fussy about other men,but i think you will find they are about woman or they would be bi-sexual

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yea I do NOW, but I was just a statement I heard when I was around 17/18.

I do appreciate differences in seuality etc"

Except your original post said this..

"I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse."

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Sorry but this one wins 'ridiculous thread of the week' for me

Thanks.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've brought some ring doughnuts

I'm sat comfy now, on Shaman's knee. Anyone bring any Jaffa cakes?

If you are willing to fuck one hole, would the hole in a doughnut be the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if both are the same why are you gay and not bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've brought some ring doughnuts

I'm sat comfy now, on Shaman's knee. Anyone bring any Jaffa cakes?

If you are willing to fuck one hole, would the hole in a doughnut be the same?

Hmmm think the dougnouts would need regular replacement !

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Yea I do NOW, but I was just a statement I heard when I was around 17/18.

I do appreciate differences in seuality etc

Except your original post said this..

"I found this a great statement, as it's

true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.""

Fair do's, I meant I found this a great statement THEN.

I know I didn't explain myself very well.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yeah the OP is right.

I once drilled this chick's ass and I caught ghey for about a week. It was only with the help of some close friends that I managed to wean myself off wanting to suck all of the cock.

It can creep up on me at anytime when I'm giving anal now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I find Salma Hayek attractive ergo I must find all females attractive? Regardless of age, looks, species ...

Next you'll be telling us a witch weighs the same of a duck and is made out of wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op is wrong here as you have to fancy the face lol, and I only like to have anal sex with women as I like to finger them before I fuck their ass and lick the bum mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I do NOW, but I was just a statement I heard when I was around 17/18.

I do appreciate differences in seuality etc

Except your original post said this..

"I found this a great statement, as it's

true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse."

Fair do's, I meant I found this a great statement THEN.

I know I didn't explain myself very well."

I think we are all entitled to an opinion. Just because others have different ones, doesn't make one or the other wrong, certainly not on this subject. Obviuosly there would be more contentious issues and opinions on other subjects which could well be totally wrong, but let's not go there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've brought some ring doughnuts

I'm sat comfy now, on Shaman's knee. Anyone bring any Jaffa cakes?

If you are willing to fuck one hole, would the hole in a doughnut be the same?

Ooh Tina I didn't know you cared

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Being a gay man i think you would notice the difference between a man and woman,or you wouldnt be attracted to men.maybe as you say that gay men are not fussy about other men,but i think you will find they are about woman or they would be bi-sexual"

Ok. Look I'm sorry if I offended anyone or if anyone has taken my original statement.

I never explained I was only saying something I had heard when I was still 17/18ish

And maybe my original statement came across in the wrong manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear , what a crazy statement !

Not only does the op ostracise himself from the straight and bi community , he will have no doubt completely pissed off the gays too .

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .were you and your pal cuddled up watching broke back mountain when you agreed to this

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Offers the OP some FORUM INSURANCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more.

Fair enough. But the amount of guys I met don't seem to "fussy"

Yea and ok I suppose it's the person thats attached to the arse."

You "Suppose"?!?!!

It doesn't sound as tho you are particularly "fussy" in the men you meet either from that statement. Some of us are a little more selective in who we have sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I do NOW, but I was just a statement I heard when I was around 17/18.

I do appreciate differences in seuality etc

Except your original post said this..

"I found this a great statement, as it's

true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse."

Fair do's, I meant I found this a great statement THEN.

I know I didn't explain myself very well.

And your point is ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Yeah the OP is right.

I once drilled this chick's ass and I caught ghey for about a week. It was only with the help of some close friends that I managed to wean myself off wanting to suck all of the cock.

It can creep up on me at anytime when I'm giving anal now.

This actually made me laugh out loud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offers the OP some FORUM INSURANCE

Hmm methinks the premium kis going up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The statement is true. An arse is an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but this one wins 'ridiculous thread of the week' for me

Thanks.

youre welcome..it was going to an american couple who like tooting horns and have a pussy laden with gold but its all yours now!

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"So if both are the same why are you gay and not bi

I am gay.

Just took me years to grow up and love someone for who they are.

I know NOW that what that guy said years ago is far from true.

It's all about the person.

original statement seems to be taken out if content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's right you know, quick someone, anyone, bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The statement is true. An arse is an arse "

And a cock is a cock ... A pussy a pussy ... So why bother with face pics ?

And if we are to take it a stage further , no need for gender either .... Just fuck or take it up the arse and the jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right you know, quick someone, anyone, bend over."
oh go on then seeing as you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The statement is true. An arse is an arse

And a cock is a cock ... A pussy a pussy ... So why bother with face pics ?

And if we are to take it a stage further , no need for gender either .... Just fuck or take it up the arse and the jobs a good un

don't forget the paper bag. Oh and a mouth is a mouth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah of course it's true that some men would make the jump. But it's still a very one sided statement suggesting that you have a problem with it.

You pull one off, right? And you like blowjobs? So what's stopping you getting it from a fella?

Choice!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i didn't realise you were gay..but it makes a bit more sense now...we just ain't all gay. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if both are the same why are you gay and not bi

I am gay.

Just took me years to grow up and love someone for who they are.

I know NOW that what that guy said years ago is far from true.

It's all about the person.

original statement seems to be taken out if content. "

How was it taken out of context? If you believed it then but don't now why did you feel the need to post it in the way you did, or at all?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"He's right you know, quick someone, anyone, bend over."

Stands with back pressed firmly against the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .hope your pets are insured too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right you know, quick someone, anyone, bend over.

Stands with back pressed firmly against the wall.

*sneaks behind wall with drill*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer and a hand is a hand and a mouth is a mouth but sex isn't just about friction, you need to be mentally turned on. If you have no feelings about who you fuck just get yourself a fleshlight and save yourself a load of hassle.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more."

I agree, unless you are sticking your 'cock' through an elaborate glory hole there is a huge difference; you are never just focussing on 'fucking' the arse or, maybe, that's your thing and you are.

There are many other things to enjoy, visual, tactile, acoustic and olfactory; there is no way that you can disconnect these without reducing it to a fuck through a hole; that wouldn't work for me, ever and I'm going to stick with the female sex, every time.

Doctor Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer and a hand is a hand and a mouth is a mouth but sex isn't just about friction, you need to be mentally turned on. If you have no feelings about who you fuck just get yourself a fleshlight and save yourself a load of hassle."

LOL spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?"

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

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there were biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

there were biscuits?

You would of seen them but you were looking at the floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also there is less chance of catching anything from a womans ass than a male one, I wont go into details of what lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

What school of stupid dick did you go to?..

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"So if both are the same why are you gay and not bi

I am gay.

Just took me years to grow up and love someone for who they are.

I know NOW that what that guy said years ago is far from true.

It's all about the person.

original statement seems to be taken

out if content.

How was it taken out of context? If you believed it then but don't now why did you feel the need to post it in the way you did, or at all? "

I just did, OOPS. Silly me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

there were biscuits?

biscuits, doughnuts and tea...twas practically a tea party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got some ring doughnuts left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

there were biscuits?

You would of seen them but you were looking at the floor...

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was it good for you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bastards... where's the tea and biscuits I was promised?

sorry I snaffled the biscuits

there were biscuits?

You would of seen them but you were looking at the floor...

Nooo I was late. I had a meeting at the print shop. Really thirsty too. Listen...

*cough*

*wheeze*

*dry throaty noise*

I'M WASTING AWAY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

What school of stupid dick did you go to?.."

I meant I found this a great statement at the time/then, YEARS ago when I was around 17/18. Didn't explain myself well.

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over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before."

Is an arse just an arse tho'

Not happy either as I got no reach round on me Balearics

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before."

I can't have anal without a rich tea. Just isn't the same.

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over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

Is an arse just an arse tho'

Not happy either as I got no reach round on me Balearics

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YEs but u can catch difernt stds if u do a mans one, but a womans are more healthier, not saying it is but generally is

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over a year ago

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

What school of stupid dick did you go to?..

I meant I found this a great statement at the time/then, YEARS ago when I was around 17/18. Didn't explain myself well.

These sorts of comments don't go down well.

But read professor X comment above cos he nailed it.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

Is an arse just an arse tho'

Not happy either as I got no reach round on me Balearics

YEs but u can catch difernt stds if u do a mans one, but a womans are more healthier, not saying it is but generally is

That is the best thing I have ever read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't know what's happening anymore.

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Totally disagree. It's not just an arse - there's a person attached to it. Your statement reduces them to a mere hole and nothing more.

Fair enough. But the amount of guys I met don't seem to "fussy"

Yea and ok I suppose it's the person thats attached to the arse.

You "Suppose"?!?!!

It doesn't sound as tho you are particularly "fussy" in the men you meet either from that statement. Some of us are a little more selective in who we

have sex with."

OOPS, I've hit a nerve.

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over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

I can't have anal without a rich tea. Just isn't the same. "

but where on earth do you dunk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the 'straight' guys protest too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

I can't have anal without a rich tea. Just isn't the same.

but where on earth do you dunk it

^that's disgusting.

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over a year ago

"To be fair... there is a difference in the law. It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

Also... what would Jesus say?"

Jesus would say he wants you for a sunbeam

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By *otYoungYorkGuyMan
over a year ago

york-north

Not saying it is but it generally is?

Surely that means that you are saying it is?

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

An interesting way of looking at it I would presume from your assumption its just arse and nothing else you would quite happily shag your mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles arse without a care and fido would be heading for the hills once he has seen the glint in your eyes.

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over a year ago

ive ever looked at a guys ass and thought phwooaarrr

but i have with alot of womes asses

so there is a difference

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

I can't have anal without a rich tea. Just isn't the same.

but where on earth do you dunk it

Depends if it is a guy or a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

eh?...

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

no its not true, otherwise you could fuck a dog/horse/your mum up the arse.

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over a year ago

"To be fair... there is a difference in the law. It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

Also... what would Jesus say?

Jesus would say he wants you for a sunbeam

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I wonder what he is smoking lol.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I prefer to shag women so there is a difference.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

You do realise we are beyond the age of enlightenment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no its not true, otherwise you could fuck a dog/horse/your mum up the arse."

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over a year ago

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

Is an arse just an arse tho'

Not happy either as I got no reach round on me Balearics

YEs but u can catch difernt stds if u do a mans one, but a womans are more healthier, not saying it is but generally is

Next you'll be telling us she can't get pregnant if you do it standing up

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

eh?..."

Turns out I am talking rubbish. It was until relatively recently.

Need to do more research before making smart alec comments on bums it seems!

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"ive ever looked at a guys ass and thought phwooaarrr

but i have with alot of womes asses

so there is a difference

Then again there are convincing T'V/T'S/Lady boys.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

What school of stupid dick did you go to?..

I meant I found this a great statement at the time/then, YEARS ago when I was around 17/18. Didn't explain myself well.

You are not telling the truth there because your statement says you found it great, past tense, but then you went on to further discuss how it is (present tense) true. It sounds like you are back tracking more than anything else.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

eh?...

Turns out I am talking rubbish. It was until relatively recently.

Going to say I thought the law changed in the 90's....

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

eh?...

Turns out I am talking rubbish. It was until relatively recently.

Going to say I thought the law changed in the 90's...."

You would be right!! According to google...

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over a year ago

"ive ever looked at a guys ass and thought phwooaarrr

but i have with alot of womes asses

so there is a difference

Then again there are convincing T'V/T'S/Lady boys.

which would still lead to you getting a shock when you reached around to finger 'her' pussy, and 'she' turned out to be packin a bigger weapon than you

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"was it good for you too?

It was thanks, I've never eaten biscuits whilst having anal sex before.

Is an arse just an arse tho'

Not happy either as I got no reach round on me Balearics

YEs but u can catch difernt stds if u do a mans one, but a womans are more healthier, not saying it is but generally is

Next you'll be telling us she can't get pregnant if you do it standing up

That's rubbish. Everyone knows if she wipes afterwards with a wet-one (has to be front to back) that is the only way to stop pregnancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also there is less chance of catching anything from a womans ass than a male one, I wont go into details of what lol."

Thats where i find people very naive,std's are at risk from both men and woman it dosent matter if your gay,bi or straight ,how do you know the woman you play with have not played with bi men,,how do you know the woman has not played with a straight man carrying a sti,anybody is at risk,,i personally stopped doing anal months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Look I'm sorry if I offended anyone or if anyone has taken my original statement.

I never explained I was only saying something I had heard when I was still 17/18ish

And maybe my original statement came across in the wrong manner.

You didnt affend me just thought it a strange statement to make as you wouldnt personally be attracted to a womans arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if you can kiss a girl you can kiss a guy?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've brought some ring doughnuts

I'm sat comfy now, on Shaman's knee. Anyone bring any Jaffa cakes?

If you are willing to fuck one hole, would the hole in a doughnut be the same?

What sort of deviant would stick his dick in a donut?

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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

You must be mad in the head How can you say that the male and the female are the same thing ???? Or maybe you are a Virgin

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Wishful thinking?

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

that's so retarded it actually made my brain hurt. unless you're the epitome of any holes a gole, most people like to be at least attracted to the person they're shagging.

and this is from a bi guy.

actually you say you're gay do you shag women?

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Have you ever considered you might be gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever considered you might be gay?

he is gay....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever considered you might be gay?

he is gay...."

Then has he considered he might be straight? Cos it's just like sticking it in a woman's bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly as good as I'm straight but orally Bi. Makes me chuckle. If you like to suck on a willy boys that makes you a tad gay/bi. Defo not straight.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Just as you think you've heard it all...

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over a year ago

"To be fair... there is a difference in the law. It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

Also... what would Jesus say?"

He would say.... 'when l get off this cross i going to fuck that judas'

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over a year ago

"To be fair... there is a difference in the law. It is illegal to have anal sex with a woman. Whereas it is not with guys.

Also... what would Jesus say?

He would say.... 'when l get off this cross i going to fuck that judas'"

'He feels so much like Mary'

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

By shagging an arse, do you mean shagging someone in the anus or shagging someone who would make a statement like you just made? One sounds quite appealing. The other sounds tiresome."

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

no its not true, otherwise you could fuck a dog/horse/your mum up the arse."

If you close your eyes you wouldn't know would ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever considered you might be gay?

he is gay....

Then has he considered he might be straight? Cos it's just like sticking it in a woman's bum."

Exactly! If you don't talk before or look at them you wouldn't know who you were fucking would you. They feel the same. So I've been told. I don't actually have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

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over a year ago

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

Hasn't thousands of years of studies shown sexual pleasure and gratification is as much a mental thing as a physical one. The act of anal penetration between 2 arses of a similar physical size is correct. The satisfaction part though is vastly different there are of course any hole is a goal group of people who literally that is the priority that I am sure you can associate with however there are many others that require so much more mental stimulation or less in the case of poking ones cock up some hairy builders arse.

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By *homasP80 OP Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag

a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

that's so retarded it actually made my

brain hurt. unless you're the epitome of any holes a gole, most people like to be at least attracted to the person they're shagging.

and this is from a bi guy

actually you say you're gay do you shag women?"

No, I have NEVER shagged a woman. If I have to correct myself 100 times I

will.

This is something that I recalled from YEARS ago, I mis-worded some of my first original statement.

All I meant was I found this a great statement at that point in time when I was still a virgin, when I was still a young guy at 17/18.

So fine, shoot me down in flames, fine, I won't loose sleep over it.

I don't shag women as I don't want a kid or to be parent, sorry.

Not many people have faith in me, not even now, infact I mentioned to a "close" family member that I'd like to apply for a high managment role within

my work, only to be LAUGHED at.

So no, my minds been full of crap today.

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over a year ago

"Comes in, does a

spins on her heels and rushes out. Comes back with a chair and a flask of Earl Grey.

May I please join you for tea. I'll bring cookies

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Who have anal sex with there girlfriends/wife's.

I remember years ago a guy in my work saying something like.

"if you can shag a woman up the arse, you can shag a guy up the arse".

I found this a great statement, as it's true. There is no difference if you shag

a woman or man up the arse, your still shagging an arse.

that's so retarded it actually made my

brain hurt. unless you're the epitome of any holes a gole, most people like to be at least attracted to the person they're shagging.

and this is from a bi guy

actually you say you're gay do you shag women?

No, I have NEVER shagged a woman. If I have to correct myself 100 times I

will.

This is something that I recalled from YEARS ago, I mis-worded some of my first original statement.

All I meant was I found this a great statement at that point in time when I was still a virgin, when I was still a young guy at 17/18.

So fine, shoot me down in flames, fine, I won't loose sleep over it.

I don't shag women as I don't want a kid or to be parent, sorry.

Sorry but this is blatant back-pedalling. You clearly meant that you think there is merit in the statement now, in the present.

You even said earlier that you thought it would cause an argument. Now, though, that there has been no argument, and everyone has pointed out an arse is not just an arse and any old arse won't do, (at least for most people), you're trying (and failing) to make out it's just something you used to think.

It's an entirely transparent effort and I don't think anyone is convinced. If I were you, I'd just drop it and let it go.

What were you trying to do? Goad the straight men who are uncomfortable with the suggestion they may find other men sexually attractive? It looks like you were out to wind people up but it backfired.

I can't understand why you would even try to equate anal with women to anal with men, when you won't do one of those yourself.

And now you say you are gay because you don't want sex with women as you don't want kids?!

The entire OP and your subsequent posts are quite strange and make little sense.