FabSwingers.com forum: I ve just been

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Reminded, of something from my youth by a story of a guy chatting to a girl and a dumb comment kills your chances,

so to my mate who we ll call Dave cos thats his name,, not a bad looking lad but a bit naive, thirty years later you still need a slap, the girl ( insert name) she says "if you play your cards right you could get in my pants tonight,"

My mate looks her And after a second or so says "I couldn t they wouldn t fit, !!" while this may have been factually correct Dave getting them off was the intention of lads about town

Any other stupid stories comments,?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, to this day I can still feel the slap on my face.

Met someone who i've known for a while and we were in our hotel room. I was feeling a bit cheeky that day. So, she asked me to give her a kiss. Told her not to be rude and say please. Then pretty please. To which she did say it (surprisingly enough). Then, I thought i'd push it a bit more and say 'cherry on top'. At that moment she gave me a proper whack on my face lol

...that night we had one of the best sex ever in my life. She must have felt bad after lol