FabSwingers.com forum: What have you been wrong about today?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I stupidly thought that British Gas would call like they arranged......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I completely over-estimated how much cord I would need for a craft project.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I completely over-estimated how much cord I would need for a craft project."
Cord is a very useful tool, I always keep some handy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For an entire 30 minutes I thought my client wasn't an arseholes...

Lesson learned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought id hate my Italian lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never wrong.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I completely over-estimated how much cord I would need for a craft project.Cord is a very useful tool, I always keep some handy.....

Agreed.

I like the new av

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thought I had put ma new jar of marmalade in ma rucksack to take to work. Toast and no marmalade it was this morning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought femme could come up with a sexier avatar...

YeeHarrrr...!!! Ride em cowgirl...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i thought Samsung would have allowed me to put apps on my memory card..cunts ... . . .unless they compensate me with a televisial device preferably 40inch . .or 60inch in man inches

x x X

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I had a wank in the toilets at work...thats wrong lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I completely over-estimated how much cord I would need for a craft project.Cord is a very useful tool, I always keep some handy.....

Agreed.

I like the new av

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nothing today but then I haven't been anywhere

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I had a wank in the toilets at work...thats wrong lol"
When you wank in a toilet, do you wank INTO the toilet or just sit and use tissue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

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Fuck that's no good,no rest for the wicked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

Fuck that's no good,no rest for the wicked.

That's no rest for the rest of my lifetime....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

Fuck that's no good,no rest for the wicked.

That's no rest for the rest of my lifetime....

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I suspect your coffin lid wont screw down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whst di you mean today?...

I'm wrong everyday..seriously...I cannot be right about fuck all.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whst di you mean today?...

I'm wrong everyday..seriously...I cannot be right about fuck all."
Surely not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whst di you mean today?...

I'm wrong everyday..seriously...I cannot be right about fuck all.Surely not?

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the chancellor would have grown a conscience and stopped lining they're own pockets.

I also just jumped into bed expecting a blonde vixen to be waiting.

shows how much of a realist I am

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whst di you mean today?...

I'm wrong everyday..seriously...I cannot be right about fuck all.Surely not?

I know right!"
Ok, lets try and salvage something...what have you been right about today?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

Pah, ya slacker

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That a job I thought would take 2 hours to finish took me all day....

Pah, ya slacker

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Clarence doesn't know his name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming people who can read actually do so.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I was wrong thinking it wasn't windy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I was wrong about tomorrow going as planned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, still never been wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Sid the cyst would hurt loads more when he was removed than he did.

I do look like a pirate now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wrong thinking it wasn't windy.

I made that mistake too. Things are flying off next doors scaffolding into the office yard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to be right....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was wrong thinking it wasn't windy.

I made that mistake too. Things are flying off next doors scaffolding into the office yard!

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I nearly lost a pair of jeans off the washing line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wrong so far today but alas there is still time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Sid the cyst would hurt loads more when he was removed than he did.

I do look like a pirate now though

I was just thinking about you last night - haven't seen you around. Was thinking of PM'ing a few to see how you are. How's Sid the orgasmic eyelid?

I thought the aches in my leg would have fucked off by now. But nope. It's still here giving me penguin limp!! I need a massage please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not wrong so far today but alas there is still time

Erm, challenge: Squats. If you can do the squat in those heels - then you've proved yourself wrong hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wrong thinking i could sleep all morning after finishing work at 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not wrong so far today but alas there is still time

Erm, challenge: Squats. If you can do the squat in those heels - then you've proved yourself wrong hehe x

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I have told you over and over no squats from this lady

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I was wrong about the dress i wore today and it being windy....I've just done a marylin Monroe impression and flashed my knickers....well the wind assisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wrong about the dress i wore today and it being windy....I've just done a marylin Monroe impression and flashed my knickers....well the wind assisted

Sorry I missed it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was wrong about the dress i wore today and it being windy....I've just done a marylin Monroe impression and flashed my knickers....well the wind assisted

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Sure it wasn't just a huge fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wrong about the dress i wore today and it being windy....I've just done a marylin Monroe impression and flashed my knickers....well the wind assisted

Sure it wasn't just a huge fart?

don't be silly women don't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today but the other day... I thought someone had made a mistake but they hadn't. It was a very nice surprise.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Assuming I was going to have a new intercom system fitted in ma flat. Had a day off work to allow the guy access and all he did was some external wiring then fucked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wrong thinking it wasn't windy.

I made that mistake too. Things are flying off next doors scaffolding into the office yard!

I nearly lost a pair of jeans off the washing line.

Hope you caught them in time. I was also wrong about going out at lunch time without an umbrella

The Welsh word for thick is Twp so Twp Legs today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking I would get some decent sleep after my night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking a slice of toast and Marmite won't hurt

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"I had a wank in the toilets at work...thats wrong lol"
glad i not

clean the toilets where you work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Sid the cyst would hurt loads more when he was removed than he did.

I do look like a pirate now though

I was just thinking about you last night - haven't seen you around. Was thinking of PM'ing a few to see how you are. How's Sid the orgasmic eyelid?

I thought the aches in my leg would have fucked off by now. But nope. It's still here giving me penguin limp!! I need a massage please.

The cyst has gone woo hoo , I have a black eye boo.

As for my legs they are getting used to the gym and I think they miss it if I don't go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Sayers would have brought back the Chilli Pasties by now. Ended up with a cold cheese slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also got it wrong that someone may take a fancy to me and what to chat, then whisk me off to have rampant sex in a four poster bed and pamper to my every need.

Oh well one can only dream about such things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wrong about my hands being made of asbestos

Chicken had oil under the skin & I now have a sexy blister forming on my hand

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

That the day and my luck couldn't get much worse.....but I was wrong!

Thank god it's 3.30 and will be bedtime soon.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

I was wrong i had an 8" dick. Just found that 4"'s has fallen off my ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the day and my luck couldn't get much worse.....but I was wrong!

Thank god it's 3.30 and will be bedtime soon.

Hope your day improves !

I was wrong to think that I'd remember to take flip flops when I had a pedicure in my lunch hour ! So then had to walk out to the car park barefoot just as the dustbin men came along! Queue strange looks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out I am more out of shape than I first thought I was.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i found out that green die is not a blackcountry based tribute band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

Yet

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