FabSwingers.com forum: Chasing BBC...

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I thought my 3 cats were getting through more food than usual, tried worming them in case it was that, but no the food still kept disappearing at a fast rate of knots...was woken this morning by a growling sound, opened my eyes and I'm nose to nose with an unfamiliar Big Black Cat (the growling was from my brave kitten who was peeping out from behind me head

)...bloody thing just looked at me then calmly jumped off the bed and sauntered out of the room...by the time I'd dragged my arse outta bed and got downstairs, he? shot by me upstairs again pursued by my middle cat and ensconced himself under the bed so had to chase the bugger out again.

Looks like it's time to investigate a catflap that opens only for my pussy's microchips...

Sorry gang, sod all to do with stereotypes so no high horses required

By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

we have one of those it's great as we have a load of cats in our area our two come and go as they please and no worries about other ones getting in, quite a few have the magnetic tags and they open any cat flap with a magnet sensor as one of my friends found out on coming home to a lounge full of cats