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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Poo and Avocado face mask?

Egg and Cat litter exfoliator?

Let me into your secrets......

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Fall out of bed, splash water on me, throw my make up in the air and catch it on my face.

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 and polyfilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and fags

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Kryola paint stick, Boots no 7 stay perfect in warm beige and dark lighting.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I just got rid of all my mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............"
Not a Coffee Enema then?

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

Liberal applications of Jack Daniels works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasms

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............"

They're civets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only maintain what you already have in the first place and this sort of thread always makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............Not a Coffee Enema then? "

Only when I brew the beans first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............

They're civets."

That's it! civet cat coffee. I prefer Necafe to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You can only maintain what you already have in the first place and this sort of thread always makes me smile. "
L'Oreal for men?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries "
Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like. "

Oi - I'm classy innit

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

Oi - I'm classy innit "
If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use V05 extreme gel to get that cool slick back .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that. "

Do you want me to give you a thrashing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that. "

Do you want me to give you a thrashing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic fail here.

Face scrub, soap, water. Wash and go, bit of slap which usually goes on about 11am when I finally wake up after 3 gallons of caffeine.

Only indulgence maintenance wise is a decent body oil used every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to slap on whatever moisturiser is to hand..., I can't be arssed with a rigorous regime. I do beileive a lot... Accounts for the state of mind .. Happy chipper.. A glow ensues...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I tend to slap on whatever moisturiser is to hand..., I can't be arssed with a rigorous regime. I do beileive a lot... Accounts for the state of mind .. Happy chipper.. A glow ensues... "
Or it could be the change.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.

Do you want me to give you a thrashing now "
Well your team takes one regularly so why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of moisturising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive oil. Trust me. That shit does wonders haha

...oh, and Nivea cream with Almond Oil is faaaaaabulous.

Now, when i had long hair. It was all about Tresemme and Babyliss hairdryers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.

Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.

Do you want me to give you a thrashing now Well your team takes one regularly so why not? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play-doh and lego bricks,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manuka honey face wash and reveling in his lust for me

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Does no one drink there own piss? #dissapointed

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting harder

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

nivea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to slap on whatever moisturiser is to hand..., I can't be arssed with a rigorous regime. I do beileive a lot... Accounts for the state of mind .. Happy chipper.. A glow ensues... Or it could be the change. "

Ha your a cheeky fooker

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brandy and fags"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrape my face off with 5 blades every morning

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In fact thinking about it most days iv a face full of gearbox oil wonder if thats whats helped me keep my rugged good looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, dim the lights from the waist up.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Scrape my face off with 5 blades every morning "

Don't bloody bring me into it im fecking strate man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always keep a paper bag handy by the bedside, for either party to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What good looks...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nivea and I only wear make up for special occasions. I'll need matches tomorrow too as I'm wide awake and it's 2.37

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Palmers cocoa butter and good old olive oil every now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll I'm just naturally beautiful ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love this moisturizer called luminosa from a company called active solutions formerly known as forever young. I order it online and it makes my skin look better than it ever has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does no one drink there own piss? #dissapointed "

My aunt once told me to piss on my feet. Now, i didn't know whether she was being serious or just winding me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the revolution my friend.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/250033

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I bathe in the blood of virgins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By using photoshop or another programme that lets you alter the picture

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My best secret is to be attractive, dress and look good for me - anyone else appreciating me is a bonus.

I manage what I eat, try to get enough sleep and rest, and exercise a lot, including yoga - which does wonders. I work my way through a range of beauty products, sticking with something until I may try an alternative. Usually I'll be weighing myself up on a frequent basis, body tone, teeth and happiness etc. The exfoliation, moisturisers and right make up just top up the beauty.

Be fabulous as yourself, by being comfortable in your own skin. Wrinkles, fat, cellulite, spots - so what! Any issue, that's someone else's problem.

My best tip would be yoga, to keep your body flexible, toned and to keep yourself stilled and at one with the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries "

it's Olay now. Was Ulay when my mum used it I use it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bathe in the blood of virgins."

need some more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I frequently have my face splattered with semen from a younger,virile male. Seems to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrape my face off with 5 blades every morning

Don't bloody bring me into it im fecking strate man "

5 blades not Fire Blade's

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Scrape my face off with 5 blades every morning

Don't bloody bring me into it im fecking strate man

5 blades not Fire Blade's "

Arrre ok my mistake thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash face with daily scrub using cold water twice a day. Brush teeth regularly. Aussie shampoo & conditioner. Get out in the fresh air every day... And if all else fails, photoshop.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Smooth marmalade works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like this

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Like this"

Flashing your cock

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Crap diet, virtually no sleep, no exercise, no makeup, no skincare and a mountain of stress.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And denial. A lot of denial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like this

Flashing your cock "

No it doesn't make sense now.

Idiot!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"Does no one drink there own piss? #dissapointed

My aunt once told me to piss on my feet. Now, i didn't know whether she was being serious or just winding me up.

"

I've heard of that before. Its supposed to be for when leather shoes need to "give".

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

No secrets here. Just wash and make up. I've spent a fortune at the skin care counters and never bothered using the stuff. I may regret it in the future...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wash my face in fire twice a day

rub cat poo into my eyes, just to keep that 'just woke up' pissholes in the snow look

then, once a month i get V to drag me down the road and try to stop myself going very far using my mush as a brake, then rub salt into the gaping wounds

it may sound excessive, but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gym and fastfood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to work less than seventy hours a week so that the bags under my eyes are each smaller than Santa's sack. Once in a blue moon I succeed too!

Of course the question assumes I have good looks in the first place, which I always thought was debatable.

So in effect by answering it I've received a compliment from the OP.

Ta very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my exes used to rub my jizz all over her boobs after a tit wank, and her tits were soooooooooooooo bloody smooth. I think it's definitely the way to go

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