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"Art & craft " Have you been getting crafty? | |||
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"Getting away with it. " What was "it" this time? | |||
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"Getting away with it. What was "it" this time?" Well I mean in general, going out glammed up, but it could have been Monday night. I had a successful night. I barricaded my friends drive for the second time in a week and when visiting relatives they allowed me to field a sales call for them. I politely explained that I was in the middle of dismembering a body and so it wasn't a good time to discuss loft insulation. They put the phone down on me. The cheek. The only downside was that my whoopee cushion was spotted before it was sat on, but then you can't have everything. | |||
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"Being nice to my mother." You're gonna need a big cereal box and lots of crayons. | |||
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"Shutting my gob." That's a lot of medals. | |||
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"Being good. " And having gained legs. | |||
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"Keeping my cool when my daughter morphs into the antichrist" | |||
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"Getting away with it. What was "it" this time? Well I mean in general, going out glammed up, but it could have been Monday night. I had a successful night. I barricaded my friends drive for the second time in a week and when visiting relatives they allowed me to field a sales call for them. I politely explained that I was in the middle of dismembering a body and so it wasn't a good time to discuss loft insulation. They put the phone down on me. The cheek. The only downside was that my whoopee cushion was spotted before it was sat on, but then you can't have everything. " pmsl thanks you made me choke on my coffee .x | |||
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"Well my photography skills can only be judged by the viewers eye And my podcasts are good but my presenting is shocking lol so... One thing i know im good at is.. ..cunnilingus..so I'll have a medal for that " Him or her ? | |||
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"There is going to be a crayon shortage after Femme and VV have made all their medals. I'll have to ode felt tips and glitter for mine. " What can I say? I'm having an appreciating myself day. | |||
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"My d*unken toilet selfies " You should award yourself a massive medal for the bullseye darts pic | |||
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"For what would you give yourself a medal? " A spork.. ...why what's up with that?... | |||
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"Well my photography skills can only be judged by the viewers eye And my podcasts are good but my presenting is shocking lol so... One thing i know im good at is.. ..cunnilingus..so I'll have a medal for that Him or her ?" im the him (sorry ) | |||
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"My d*unken toilet selfies You should award yourself a massive medal for the bullseye darts pic " Haha | |||
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"For what would you give yourself a medal? A spork.. ...why what's up with that?..." I gave people sporks as Christmas presents so should I give myself a medal for that? | |||
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"I'm giving Non-Vanilla Cupcake a medal for translation. " Awwww it'll take pride of place with all my others on my mantelpiece. Ermmm I have yankee candles on my mantel piece | |||
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"I'm giving Non-Vanilla Cupcake a medal for translation. Awwww it'll take pride of place with all my others on my mantelpiece. Ermmm I have yankee candles on my mantel piece " There was ice cubes on your mantel piece when I saw it | |||
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"I'm giving Non-Vanilla Cupcake a medal for translation. Awwww it'll take pride of place with all my others on my mantelpiece. Ermmm I have yankee candles on my mantel piece " Careful it doesn't catch fire - it's only made from shredded wheat box and tissue paper. | |||
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"I'm giving Non-Vanilla Cupcake a medal for translation. Awwww it'll take pride of place with all my others on my mantelpiece. Ermmm I have yankee candles on my mantel piece Careful it doesn't catch fire - it's only made from shredded wheat box and tissue paper. " The fire is never on, so all is well. | |||
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"I'm giving Non-Vanilla Cupcake a medal for translation. Awwww it'll take pride of place with all my others on my mantelpiece. Ermmm I have yankee candles on my mantel piece There was ice cubes on your mantel piece when I saw it " Since when is my butt a mantelpiece? | |||
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"Having the patience of a saint" Oh my God Private parts....I think your pics can't possibly make me any more errr....chemically imbalanced and you go and add a new one!!! I'm going for a lie down. | |||
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