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By *eamNoFail OP   Couple
over a year ago

pitts

Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

I have absolutley no idea what you just said

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

elite swingers??

is that like the marathon, with the elite reaching the finish first and the fun runners going for hours longer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to post exactly the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried Google translate for this. Nothing.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

eh ??

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

You lost me in the first couple of lines!

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By *avNlillyCouple
over a year ago

east london


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

This makes no sense whatsoever!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Righty ho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the proliferation of recreational drugs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Right, so GT is the male and Court is the female. They are real and looking for real people as good as them. That's as far as I got.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

step away from the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried Google translate for this. Nothing."

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Put the whatever you drinking, smoking and step away from the keyboard....The UK is real....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok I think they are saying that American swingers are better than UK swingers.....are we having a swinging independence celebration?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

ok....breaking it down....GT and Court are their chosen names on their profile and they have the potential to be in the top 3 elite couples in the US (who knew there was a swinging league across the pond??)

They think the US scene is rubbish compared to the UK scene but they also wonder if the UK scene is real or not.

Then we are back to them....his dick is magnificent and her pussy is laden with gold (couldn't work that bit out).

Hope that helps

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think it's one of those American English to British English things where we have the same words but they mean different things. Although I assume magnificent cock and wet pussy are the same.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I think it's one of those American English to British English things where we have the same words but they mean different things. Although I assume magnificent cock and wet pussy are the same.

"

You never know they might mean completely different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next, a Boston teabagging party?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Good for you....enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

well the friends graduate house that lives in months the fairies aroma essorry offer ends in the US with loads mice and Packers post op I would say that pecan Sandies all the best way to gowoohoo yeah yeah shake me down with an umbrella there's a blonde for you baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By jove Evie....I think you got it!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Three cheers for evie.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"By jove Evie....I think you got it!"

do i win a prize??

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By *eamNoFail OP   Couple
over a year ago

pitts

TEAmnofail !!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"By jove Evie....I think you got it!

do i win a prize?? "

An all expenses paid trip for you and letsbe to contest the UK side of the couples league?

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By *eamNoFail OP   Couple
over a year ago

pitts

Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!!

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH


"Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!! "

we wil

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does this involve Ernest Bevin and where can I claim my postal order for 10 shillings from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still same old Americans we see on Maury and jerry springer...Overdramatic... Aaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely opened-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

Nope. I didn't get a word of it. Just noise.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

I'll have you know they're saying all the right words.... just not necessarily in the right order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after reading it several times I think they are saying

They can play the trumpet

They think themselves the dogs bollocks of swinging.

we in the UK are all fakes.

So sorry to all the lovely people we've met butyou were judt a figment of an over active imagination.

I'm in the matrix

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!! "

no we wont...so _eamnofail...its a fail im afraid

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"By jove Evie....I think you got it!

do i win a prize??

An all expenses paid trip for you and letsbe to contest the UK side of the couples league?

"

Can't I just have some new shoes instead? I don't want to be an elite swinger, its much more fun with the fun runners at the back

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

It's as if each sentance belongs in a differn't paragraph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolling Out Loud!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well after reading it several times I think they are saying

They can play the trumpet

They think themselves the dogs bollocks of swinging.

we in the UK are all fakes.

So sorry to all the lovely people we've met butyou were judt a figment of an over active imagination.

I'm in the matrix "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Then we are back to them....his dick is magnificent and her pussy is laden with gold (couldn't work that bit out).

Hope that helps "

maybe they sell her pussy, hence the laden with gold comment.

so maybe they are outing her as a bit of a working girl.

they do say everything is bigger in america.

who would have thought it started at ego's.

have taken a look.

above average at best, but arrogance drops them a couple of points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!! "

alrighty then...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i think i get it.... is it a new biscuit but just in America...but because its America its really a scone ?. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

I have absolutley no idea what you just said "

wtf????

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

I think your chosen profile name is a misnomer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the whatever you drinking, smoking and step away from the keyboard....The UK is real.... "

Did you notice the complete lack of punctuation ?

It's defo not English as I know it x

Made me smile even though I'm feeling crap x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .the answer is use margarine instead of butter. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Briain and USA - two great countries separated by a common language.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

What the hell was that all about lol

Sounded like ronald reagan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!!

we wil "

We will??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just utter my usual Crikey and leave quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars"

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/14 09:04:45]

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

I think I have been in the UK way too long because I don't have a "scooby" what you just said.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!"

Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!

Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards" "

That's much clearer. I look forward to you tidyng up the posts that are difficult to decipher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy F--k. thank god Evie translated that!!!

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

I have absolutley no idea what you just said "

I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the original thread was hard to decipher .

However , upon looking at the pics ..... Wow !

She is so hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!

Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards"

That's much clearer. I look forward to you tidyng up the posts that are difficult to decipher.

"

That'll be a full time job

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

I have absolutley no idea what you just said

I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "

Everyone is going to court as she is young and attractive.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!"

How did you do that?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think he fell on his fanny with that one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think he fell on his fanny with that one. "

Hark at you speaking American.

I like it when Americans join in with the forum lounge.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

I have absolutley no idea what you just said

I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "

I d heard Of abstract paintings, I hadn t realised it migrated to prose,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

It's a long winded "Look at me" thread, But as they are well outside most peoples travel radius I shant, no point really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!

How did you do that? "

Magic

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay... now I have managed to read and think understand it.... I am even more annoyed...

people speaking in the "3rd person" is the one thing that makes me go all proper "grumpy old man!"......

right... where is my horlicks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone broke the code yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I told you Americans can't speak English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

I have absolutley no idea what you just said

I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "

Well there's mention of being paid so possibly they're in trouble with the vice squad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

FAIL !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yo OP don't listen to these lower division swingers. They are not elite players like you guys and Funky. Funky is fly and respect to him and his dick magnificence is renowned! Probably Number two swinger in the area all kinks to be enjoyed for all that fun we know!!! The UK is pretend to your US but Funky is THE party hard guy fuck star!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

And I thought txt speak was hard,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film "Lost in translation" come's to mind......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone broke the code yet? "

I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone broke the code yet?

I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me "

I gave you a medal on the medal thread.

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

I just pissed myself in Burger King when i got to the middle of the thread and they randomly put Team Nofail . Everyone's staring at me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a nice asshole though even if I can't understand a word she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone broke the code yet?

I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me

I gave you a medal on the medal thread.

"

There's a medal thread?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone broke the code yet?

I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me

I gave you a medal on the medal thread.

There's a medal thread? "

Yes, Give yourself a medal. Green arrow my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone broke the code yet?

I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me

I gave you a medal on the medal thread.

There's a medal thread?

Yes, Give yourself a medal. Green arrow my name.

"

I found it and I thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

what the hell is that? i think they are trying to blow their own trumpet which is a very unpleasant trait and may I say American, have never understood mixing UK and US on the same swingers site been here a while and havent met one transatlantic swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's got a nice asshole though even if I can't understand a word she says "

thats not very nice.

he's a person too goddamit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the whatever you drinking, smoking and step away from the keyboard....The UK is real.... "
lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say tomato, you say tomafrrdcbhydshkres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your name to EPIC FAIL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maaan, shit stink bet I their don't even.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. C'mon SON ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say tomato, you say tomafrrdcbhydshkres"

lol

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?

You really have bastardised it haven't you?

God bless America my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?

You really have bastardised it haven't you?

God bless America my arse!"

tbf, some of the indiginous population of this country have done a fair auld job of bastardising it themselves.

at least these guys have the excuse they live a far way away and dont believe the country is real anyway lol

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?

You really have bastardised it haven't you?

God bless America my arse!

tbf, some of the indiginous population of this country have done a fair auld job of bastardising it themselves.

at least these guys have the excuse they live a far way away and dont believe the country is real anyway lol"

Lol. That bit was very weird wasn't it? A fake country. Wonder if the missing plane is here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!"

Thank the lord I thought I was going to have to lie down in a darkened room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"

I think you need to change your profile to cannot travel as you obviously won't be able to get out the house with a head that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will there be a part 2 , lol as not sure what its about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American dood, Have you been smoking crystal meth? Better call saul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say tomato, you say tomafrrdcbhydshkres"

Let's call the whole swing off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars

There, now that makes sense!

Use punctuation guys!

Thank the lord I thought I was going to have to lie down in a darkened room "

can i lie down with you;-) x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars

what the hell is that? i think they are trying to blow their own trumpet which is a very unpleasant trait and may I say American, have never understood mixing UK and US on the same swingers site been here a while and havent met one transatlantic swinger "

Really, they do exist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear fabsters thankyou this has literally had me in tears of laughter was just the tonic I needed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dear fabsters thankyou this has literally had me in tears of laughter was just the tonic I needed "
I was going to say something then but changed my mind as it was against the rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say tomato, you say tomafrrdcbhydshkres

Let's call the whole swing off!

"

Lol x

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