FabSwingers.com forum: Men with false tans?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's no such thing as a healthy natural tan giving the warnings we're all getting for skin cancer etc, but it seems to be getting more popular with the guys opting for a false tan, so who out there has given it a go, I have in the past cause usually I'm milk bottle white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never set foot inside a tanning salon and always cover up well in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mu hubby has several times - looks great , love a guy who looks after himself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

If its a decent colour then fake tan can look good

looking like you have been tangoed or covered with streaks looks bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went with Kate and got a spray tan while she was getting her nails done

I would never use a sun bed though. If I recall correctly, I got my tan to go to Chams, thats because us guys have to be near naked once they let you in

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I am as white as a white thing can be

dont ever really sit out in the sun and my skin is still lovely and smooth and wrinkle free

I dislike tans, fake or otherwise

and fake tans are usually easily spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am as white as a white thing can be

dont ever really sit out in the sun and my skin is still lovely and smooth and wrinkle free

I dislike tans, fake or otherwise

and fake tans are usually easily spotted"

the finger prints are a bit of a give away

as are the streaks and the bits you miss

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

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Tbh, I was born with olive skin, but even if I hadn't, I don't think I would - whatever floats your boat though. Yes, dress nice and take care of your appearance, but on men "I think" looks a little vain, even if the person isn't. And it seems like a lot of hassle for something that only lasts a week.

On women though, I really love the English Rose milky complexsion, very sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am watching this thread with interest - and hiding it from Steven.

I bought him shorts (knee length) for our holiday and he was trying them on MY GOD I now suffer snow blindness from staring at such skinny white legs

I threatened him with fake tan he told me to feck right off

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Fake tans on guys are a no no for me. I rarely go in the sun and always keep it off my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I am watching this thread with interest - and hiding it from Steven.

I bought him shorts (knee length) for our holiday and he was trying them on MY GOD I now suffer snow blindness from staring at such skinny white legs

I threatened him with fake tan he told me to feck right off

Shona

x x x "

Put some on him while hes asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am watching this thread with interest - and hiding it from Steven.

I bought him shorts (knee length) for our holiday and he was trying them on MY GOD I now suffer snow blindness from staring at such skinny white legs

I threatened him with fake tan he told me to feck right off

Shona

x x x "

lol...an hour in the sun and he'll look like a lobster from knees down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am watching this thread with interest - and hiding it from Steven.

I bought him shorts (knee length) for our holiday and he was trying them on MY GOD I now suffer snow blindness from staring at such skinny white legs

I threatened him with fake tan he told me to feck right off

Shona

x x x

lol...an hour in the sun and he'll look like a lobster from knees down

Its not so much the lobster look Im worried about its the scaring the locals as he goes from blue to white then lobsterman

Mind you I dont think thats a problem we are only going for a week

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use sun beds, they not as unsafe as people seem to think, so long as you use a good cream and dont use beds over 250w you should be ok, of course you cant say you not get cancer but cancers in everyone, just needs something to trigger it off and that could be 1 of a million things, to me theres no point living your life wrapped in cotton wool, my mother, never drank, never smoked, never used sun beds lol never worked in any harmful environments yet cancer still got her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those guys who served in the desert etc during WW2 were brown as berries but you never heard of them getting skin cancer.

My old man worked abroad when he was younger and was the colour of a hazelnut along with his mates and they were o.k,despite just using coconut oil.

I have a theory that its the toxic shit floating around in the air,from all these factories etc, that gets into you while your sweating and your pores are open that causes you grief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mu hubby has several times - looks great , love a guy who looks after himself xx"

WOW! is all i can say about how you look in your pics! gorgeous! just had to say that.

now, about the topic, i use sunbeds myself. i really hate being pale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but a guy in fake tan usually has me laughin! maybe because i dont see it much round about here but i do like a guy with a nice natural tan!

i use sunbeds occassionaly if my skin has flared up i get excema and it helps it a bit but also use fake tan if im goin out at the wk end!!

iv got the natural scottish complexion, deathly white, then blue then red then lobster lol xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"sorry but a guy in fake tan usually has me laughin! maybe because i dont see it much round about here but i do like a guy with a nice natural tan!

i use sunbeds occassionaly if my skin has flared up i get excema and it helps it a bit but also use fake tan if im goin out at the wk end!!

iv got the natural scottish complexion, deathly white, then blue then red then lobster lol xx"

I must have scots blood in me then as I am the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to use a sun bed very occasionally usually before going on holiday to avoid being tempted to stay in the sun for too long.

I am lucky as I tan very easily so don't need much sun or sun bed exposure and I enjoy having a healthy glow rather than a fried look.

I would not go more often than max once a week over perhaps 4 months in any year.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I don`t tan. I go from white to red to peeling.

The only thing that worries me about fake tans is just what are you putting on your skin? Could it be doing harm?Partly blocking up pores? Would someone even be tepted to wash less in order to make the tan last longer?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me fake tan on a guy means gay.

Also a Liverpool Tan ie orange is ridiculous and so fake and that applies mostly to the women who fake bake as i have been in the city a few times in the past year and that is all i see.

They also have a pram as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally end up with what I call a 'Neopolitan tan' ... (just imagine the ice cream - white, pink, brown). That's because different parts of me are exposed at different times. My forearms tend to be tanned from wearing T-shirts and blouses, my upper arms/shoulders turn pink/red when I move to strappy tops and the rest of me is white. I hate being so patchwork-esque but wouldn't dare expose the white bits so I'm never one all-over even colour.

For me, the jury's out on spray tans - it puts me in mind of creosoting a fence. I know I personally wouldn't do it as it'd mean standing in front of someone semi-naked ... and that just aint happening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a farmers tan.

My arms, face and neck are pink/brown and the rest of my body is milk bottle white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a semi perm tan from working in hot places a lot of my life and go brown at the first hint of sunshine.

I would never go near a sunbed or spray tan thingy but must say fake looks so bad it puts me off

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My special friend met me for lunch today after getting back from his extended holiday, thanks to volcanic eruptions. He's sporting a lovely tan: glowing and looked gorgeous!

I personally find white people layered in fake tan, especially when tan darker than me rather bizzare and odd looking: yet to notice one that looks nice!

A suntan can really enhance, but pale skin has its own allure.

I can honestly say I've never been to a tanning booth and never will lol!

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over a year ago

"I normally end up with what I call a 'Neopolitan tan' ... (just imagine the ice cream - white, pink, brown). That's because different parts of me are exposed at different times. My forearms tend to be tanned from wearing T-shirts and blouses, my upper arms/shoulders turn pink/red when I move to strappy tops and the rest of me is white. I hate being so patchwork-esque but wouldn't dare expose the white bits so I'm never one all-over even colour.

I hate all those different tan marks,especially when im dressing up for a night out and various bits are exposed so I avoid sitting in the sun unless im completely naked now as it looks silly when I get undressed

Im very pale so im either pale all over or tanned all over,strap marks annoy the hell out of me

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