FabSwingers.com forum: Come on...let's all just get naked and pile on each other!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the moderators ......come on everyone...tip the tables over.....spill the crisps....someone throw up behind the settee....give the FAB cleaners something to do the lazy bitches!!!

YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the moderators ......come on everyone...tip the tables over.....spill the crisps....someone throw up behind the settee....give the FAB cleaners something to do the lazy bitches!!!

YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YOUR SO FUNNY BF LWAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought the cleaners were male on here lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i thought the cleaners were male on here lol"

They are.

They wear nothing but a pinny and love a good spanking if they dont do a good job!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

runs through the room flashing his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take ur pussy posse onto the correct thread i wanna do a running jump onto the pile wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xx lol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody hell it is cold in here!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have been attacked by the giant tit monster ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhh sorry Claire, it is just you *whistles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh sorry Claire, it is just you *whistles*"
you shu be so lucky ya old coyote ya xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Ohhhh sorry Claire, it is just you *whistles* you shu be so lucky ya old coyote ya xx"

Smother him!!!

He wont be laughing so then!!!!

Old biddy would prob have a heart attack!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

" runs through the room flashing his cock "

Missed that - do it again - or a good spanking for you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

runs through the room with his cock out...waggling his arse at debutante

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"runs through the room with his cock out...waggling his arse at debutante"

Puuuuurrrrrrrrrsssss

and gives a it gentle spank as you run past!!!

MWAH xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runs through the room with his cock out...waggling his arse at debutante"
holding his catheter in his hand xxlolxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walks back through this time, gazing around and looking at watch, then bends over slowly to pick up imaginary pen from floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

holding his catheter in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holding his catheter in his hand "
nurse claire puts clothes back on and leads sed poor old duffer back to his sheltered accomodation x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh two nurses on top me....how cool

Actually, think you may have split my bag

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"holding his catheter in his hand nurse claire puts clothes back on and leads sed poor old duffer back to his sheltered accomodation x"

Ooooooooooooooooooooh NURSE Claire???

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hello love!!!!

How diddles thee???

;)xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh two nurses on top me....how cool

Actually, think you may have split my bag"

I can split your bag with a deft flick of my left wrist........

.......lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Nurse Claire leads him away...he passes fish tank on stand by 52" widescreen TV showing repeat of 'Loose Woman'...reaches into fish tank, pulls out lovely flappy little fish.....and eats it..yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holding his catheter in his hand nurse claire puts clothes back on and leads sed poor old duffer back to his sheltered accomodation x

Ooooooooooooooooooooh NURSE Claire???

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hello love!!!!

How diddles thee???

;)xxx"
i diddles nite n morning thank u my lovely

xxxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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nursey ...passed your message on ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't just stand there PD get your kit off and make a knob of yourself like me ffs!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nursey ...passed your message on ok

"
thank u kind sir lol xxxxx;)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Don't just stand there PD get your kit off and make a knob of yourself like me ffs!!!!!"

thought never crossed my mind mate

but all this talk of catheters and stuff has suddnely made it unattractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't just stand there PD get your kit off and make a knob of yourself like me ffs!!!!!

thought never crossed my mind mate

but all this talk of catheters and stuff has suddnely made it unattractive

Prude

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Don't just stand there PD get your kit off and make a knob of yourself like me ffs!!!!!

thought never crossed my mind mate

but all this talk of catheters and stuff has suddnely made it unattractive

Prude"

nahh only one nurse on duty and you need her lol ....so i am saying gnite ....enjoy the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

{sticks head round door and asks gingerly}

erm.. 'scuse me... is this the ... um .... Monday night tantric sex discussion group?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"{sticks head round door and asks gingerly}

erm.. 'scuse me... is this the ... um .... Monday night tantric sex discussion group?"

Think you missed it hun!!!

Its now Tues mad mayhem group!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stand up............Hello, my name is Sean and I'm an alcoholic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck..............wrong night

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuck..............wrong night"

Yeah - Alzeimers night is on a weds.....

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck..............wrong night

Yeah - Alzeimers night is on a weds.....

lol xx"

Really?...I thought Alzeimers night was on Wednesday???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhh I'm wearing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought Alzeimers night was on Wednesday???.........Hello???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I thought Alzeimers night was on Wednesday???.........Hello???"

Look Sweety - come with Auty Debz....i will see you right!!

(MWAHAHAHAHAHA)

Honest love, i will look after you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook late for the party again.....fine i will just take my party bag of doritos back home again....huff

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did someone save me some cake.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all ravin looneys..but that made me giggle. bigfella urs a star xxxx

mornin all xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, my name is Trevor and I'm an ABBA fan

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

"YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the moderators .....

Was that an offer? ill let the others know as well LOL

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Holy Jesus Christ! Who made all the mess in here?

Do you have any idea how long this will take to clean up? And just what is stuck down the end of the hoover? OMG its a .....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ah the cleaner has arrived!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Are you feeling dirty HPC?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Are you feeling dirty HPC?"

Absolutely filthy

But keep the hoover away! could cause serious damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought the cleaners were male on here lol"

Rollocks are they........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck..............wrong night

Yeah - Alzeimers night is on a weds.....

lol xx

Really?...I thought Alzeimers night was on Wednesday???"

Ahhh Altziemer protest March

Fuck knows

When do we want it

Want what

pmsl...

What do we want..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!... I'm seriously pissing myself laughing here hehehehehe

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Brilliant!... I'm seriously pissing myself laughing here hehehehehe"

Blimey, don't add to the mess, I've only just put the mop away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant!... I'm seriously pissing myself laughing here hehehehehe"

That should have read..

Whats do we want??

'Fuck knows'

When do we want it?

'Want what'

Was rushing lol.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Brilliant!... I'm seriously pissing myself laughing here hehehehehe

That should have read..

Whats do we want??

'Fuck knows'

When do we want it?

'Want what'

Was rushing lol.... x

has alzheimers more like

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Brilliant!... I'm seriously pissing myself laughing here hehehehehe

That should have read..

Whats do we want??

'Fuck knows'

When do we want it?

'Want what'

Was rushing lol.... x

LOL

Was still funny even if you were in a rush and all a fumble....

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