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Breaking news!!!!! this over shadows the election!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

There is a national shortage of false eyelashes and Debenhams are blaming Cheryl Cole

Some greedy cows are wearing up to 3 pairs at a time

Im off out to grab a few pairs before the panic buying starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a national shortage of false eyelashes and Debenhams are blaming Cheryl Cole

Some greedy cows are wearing up to 3 pairs at a time

Im off out to grab a few pairs before the panic buying starts "

I've already got some spares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you actually initiating the panic buying then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well that's it then, the end of life on this planet, no point in voting at all now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"are you actually initiating the panic buying then"

get in there quick Mally before you have to borrow Kevs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"There is a national shortage of false eyelashes and Debenhams are blaming Cheryl Cole

Some greedy cows are wearing up to 3 pairs at a time

Im off out to grab a few pairs before the panic buying starts "

why would you want to wear 3 pairs??? surely you wouldnt be able to open your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"There is a national shortage of false eyelashes and Debenhams are blaming Cheryl Cole

Some greedy cows are wearing up to 3 pairs at a time

Im off out to grab a few pairs before the panic buying starts

why would you want to wear 3 pairs??? surely you wouldnt be able to open your eyes "

I look like a drag queen with just one pair on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am off out now....****door slams****

tck tck tck tck...the sound of my dainty feet fading into the distance as i rush to get some eyelashes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you actually initiating the panic buying then

get in there quick Mally before you have to borrow Kevs "

I rarely use them these days, i prefer the natural look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Am off out now....****door slams****

tck tck tck tck...the sound of my dainty feet fading into the distance as i rush to get some eyelashes....."

Oh no you're not!

Rugby tackles stu to the ground in a bid to beat him to Debenhams

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

we're dommed, all doomed I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're dommed, all doomed I tell you "

just don't tell them your name Pike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh shit i've read this late, i guess its too late for me, go on and be beautiful without me you fab swingers!

il be in the corner drinking something cheap and hiding my eyes, thanks cheryl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"ohhh shit i've read this late, i guess its too late for me, go on and be beautiful without me you fab swingers!

il be in the corner drinking something cheap and hiding my eyes, thanks cheryl!!!!"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh ive had a plan!

louis from pineapple dance studios has given me a call and informed me he has a freight container stock piling them, along with fillers and botox, and cat costumes for the ladies and select few males lol, i said id give him a shout out on here if he gave me some lashes so i'd be safe and fit in with the thread...

hehehehee

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

OMG

panic buying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Louis has select few males too???

Ok you're in and we can all give each other butterfly kisses with our extra long eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol prob that too

butterfly kisses rock!

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