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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

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over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

engage my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

............to cheat! (bypass my rules!)

Just like Will did to get my attention x lol

It worked x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ply me with dark and stormy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

............to cheat! (bypass my rules!)

Just like Will did to get my attention x lol

It worked x"
Now that could get a lot of single guys into trouble and start the women moaning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

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with kfc

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Use discretion

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The easiest way to seduce you is buy you shoes and a stetson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble my .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

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Easy lay alert!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

tantalise my senses......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

....to tell me what you want to do with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

That is the key to my code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate, eat, lick, cover, melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pulse!!! Lol (kidding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

steak and chips with some nice beers with a sexy female in stockings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

............to cheat! (bypass my rules!)

Just like Will did to get my attention x lol

It worked xNow that could get a lot of single guys into trouble and start the women moaning!

My shoulders are broad! lol

Sara x

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal

Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Tranquiliser darts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoot yourself out of a canon into my arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me feel like I'm the most desirable women in the world.....the eyes have it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

give me that look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza and suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley. "

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

To change the shoe in your profile pic to some crocs with socks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Make me feel like I'm the most desirable women in the world.....the eyes have it

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snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle my back (strange but true

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Make me feel like I'm the most desirable women in the world.....the eyes have it

snap"
not the woman bit ... change that to man lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

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Not meekly, not bleakly?

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By *ady_CuntaliciousWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Bend me over your knee for a good spanking :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

Easy lay alert!

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But finger licking good

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

Easy lay alert!

But finger licking good

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And greasy...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...tell me you'd like to spend the night with me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

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not bleakly .. not meakly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh and let me make you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

just look at me, then I'm yours haha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sitting on my face."
Do we have to let you breathe?

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Take your belt off and spank me

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

....offer me cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting on my face.Do we have to let you breathe?"

I am partial to oxygen.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sitting on my face.Do we have to let you breathe?

I am partial to oxygen."
Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

Easy lay alert!

But finger licking good

And greasy...?

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I was wrong, the easiest way to seduce me is suggestive KFC talk

I need help!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

Easy lay alert!

But finger licking good

And greasy...?

I was wrong, the easiest way to seduce me is suggestive KFC talk

I need help!"
I won't mention biscuits and gravy then.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I wish there was an easy way to seduce me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

with kfc

Easy lay alert!

But finger licking good

And greasy...?

I was wrong, the easiest way to seduce me is suggestive KFC talk

I need help!I won't mention biscuits and gravy then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"engage my mind"

Yep

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

Not meekly, not bleakly?

Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

Not meekly, not bleakly?

Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty.

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Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right

I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite

I'm on fire with desire

I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

Not meekly, not bleakly?

Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty.

Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right

I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite

I'm on fire with desire

I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir

Id say lets do it tonight but I'm knackered !!!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Kiss my neck and nibble on my ears mmmmmm

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start

Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winner

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start

Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winner"
What about anyone who can get you pole dancing?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

With your dulcet evocative yet sultry tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Leave your money on the mantlepiece x

This is of course a joke as I do not accept payment of any kind...Galaxy being the exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not goin to tell you that am I, put some groundwork in and find out for yaself, it's more fun that way

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well I'm not goin to tell you that am I, put some groundwork in and find out for yaself, it's more fun that way

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Hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not goin to tell you that am I, put some groundwork in and find out for yaself, it's more fun that way

Hobnobs?

Damn it your good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...

Not meekly, not bleakly?

Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty.

Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right

I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite

I'm on fire with desire

I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir

Come on, let's do it, let's do it, have a crazy night of love

I'll strip bare, I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove

Don't give me no palaver

Dangle from the wardrobe in your balaclava

Let's do it, let's do it tonight

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start

Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winnerWhat about anyone who can get you pole dancing?

Hmmm, that works until the mental picture of my surgeon remonstrating with me when I tell him how I dislocated my shiny new hip dampens my ardour (or the copious amounts of wine wear off)

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I've never been easy - but I am worth the effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting topic!

The easiest way to seduce you is...

1) Pretend to be totally into me. Stare into my eyes when I talk, and act is if what I say is the most interesting conversation you have ever been in.

2) Get so lost in me that you don't notice anybody else in the room.

3) Lean closer, listen intently, and then place a hand on my knee.

4) Lunge at me to kiss me, as if you cannot possibly restrain yourself any longer.

After that, I'm pretty much yours.

-JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank my arse and call me Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...with diverse and intricate vocabulary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With drugs. Anyone that could help with my back pain today could do anything they want with me. I will be unconscious of course but if that doesnt bother them it doesnt bother me.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me."

Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke my face,look me in the eyes and kiss me

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By *eno_2004Man
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Stroke my neck and look me in the eye before a nice deep kiss

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By *eno_2004Man
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

"Stroke my face,look me in the eyes and kiss me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....wink.

I'm so easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishnet stockings red lip gloss and lick your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog my face off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice, genuine and want to meet me and try not to let me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wear a short skirt .

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.

Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing

Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.

Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing

Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.

Homemade

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.

Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing

Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.

Homemade

Ooohh yes please! Dribbling at the thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Offer me some lemon meringue pie!

Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.

Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing

Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.

Homemade

Ooohh yes please! Dribbling at the thought...

Wasn't the thought of lemon meringue that got me dribbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stroke my neck and look me in the eye before a nice deep kiss "

I like an eye seduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stroke my neck and look me in the eye before a nice deep kiss

I like an eye seduction "

Eye to eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting topic!

The easiest way to seduce you is...

1) Pretend to be totally into me. Stare into my eyes when I talk, and act is if what I say is the most interesting conversation you have ever been in.

2) Get so lost in me that you don't notice anybody else in the room.

3) Lean closer, listen intently, and then place a hand on my knee.

4) Lunge at me to kiss me, as if you cannot possibly restrain yourself any longer.

After that, I'm pretty much yours.

-JD

Okay, so when is the dress rehearsal?

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By *uywithaSmileMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

So this isn't a thread about penal reform then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be real, shaven and cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

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show me the money :-

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Let me see the devil inside you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?

Show me your stockings and high heeled boots

(Mr D)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

to have lovely boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and say hello. You got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, so when is the dress rehearsal? "

FINALLY! Somebody is interested!

-JD

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by being sweet. shaven and fit.

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