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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did nick this off another forum so please don't give me any credit.....

1. Wipe your mouth, ther's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it.

2. Never go to bed angry ............... Stay up and plot your revenge.

3. Shhhhhhhh... That's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

4. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning.

5. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

6. If you have something to say, raise your hand............... and place it over your mouth.

7. You're not yourself today ...................I noticed the improvement right away.

8. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine???

9. Don't let your mind wander .................. It's too little to be let out on it's own.

10. Life is too short to dance with ugly men.

11. If a mans home is his castle......................He can learn to clean it.

12. Everyone seems normal, Until you get to know them.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hahaha I don't care if it was nicked its still good

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

oooooh I am so nicking this.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it......... pmsl xx

Its good.. very good lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the immortal....

If you were my husband I'd poison your tea!

If you were my wife I'd drink it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mind not only wanders sometimes it leaves me completely xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I don't get it......... pmsl xx

Its good.. very good lol."

notts expect these in the posse pah forum

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the immortal....

If you were my husband I'd poison your tea!

If you were my wife I'd drink it!"

Nice one lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it......... pmsl xx

Its good.. very good lol.

notts expect these in the posse pah forum

pmsl"

Nahh we've seen em now eh...

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Once offered a guy at a club a drink, but he refused..

He looked realy worried when I replyed "Ohh I see you'll fuck my wife but my booze isn't good enough ehh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I would love to say to some people fuck off you're getting on my tits but im far too polite

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Your hair is so thin i can see what is on your mind!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like (and use) the following

"When i want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originallity..............seldom seen here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Originallity..............seldom seen here "
well maybe if ppl participated without putting other people down they would see that a lot ov ppl on here are original and are f**king funny and nice n sweet n just all round good eggs......rather than saying something horrible and buggering off??????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Feck off big boobs!!!!

*runs off!!!*

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck off big boobs!!!!

*runs off!!!*

lol x"
u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Feck off big boobs!!!!

*runs off!!!*

lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck off big boobs!!!!

*runs off!!!*

lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!

xxx"
pint down in one? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sommat original huh?... ok...

I've got one nerve left.... and you're getting right on it!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Feck off big boobs!!!!

*runs off!!!*

lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!

xxxpint down in one? xx"

Only the one hun???

LOL

**buuuuuuurrrrppppp**

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Sommat original huh?... ok...

I've got one nerve left.... and you're getting right on it!"

That goes hand in hand with

"i can only please so many people in one day, today isnt looking good - and tomorrow isnt either....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and ,...............sod off im bloody grumpy today xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"and ,...............sod off im bloody grumpy today xx"

Fuck off to bed then ya grumpy bitch!!!!

Hmmmmm, snog ya later grumps!!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did nick this off another forum so please don't give me any credit.....

1. Wipe your mouth, ther's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it.

2. Never go to bed angry ............... Stay up and plot your revenge.

3. Shhhhhhhh... That's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

4. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning.

5. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

6. If you have something to say, raise your hand............... and place it over your mouth.

7. You're not yourself today ...................I noticed the improvement right away.

8. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine???

9. Don't let your mind wander .................. It's too little to be let out on it's own.

10. Life is too short to dance with ugly men.

11. If a mans home is his castle......................He can learn to clean it.

12. Everyone seems normal, Until you get to know them.

"

oh i was thinking about you this morning .......i had a lovely s**t

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So self-flagellation out then aqua?!

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

I think you should all sleep with darren... But I would say that :P lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw your name on a loaf of bread today but when I looked closer it said "Thick cut"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really need to save ya breath - to blow up ya girlfriend ...............

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I used to be indecisive

But now i'm not so sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own arse!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own arse!"

Talking of arses......

Doctors have discovered that Single women cant fart.

Apparently they dont have an arsehole until they get married!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own arse!

Talking of arses......

Doctors have discovered that Single women cant fart.

Apparently they dont have an arsehole until they get married!!

LOL "

PMSL!!

W

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I was always tempted to go into work naked because my boss was always telling me "I want to see your ass in here at 8am every morning!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..rob ere ..dont push your grandma whilst shes shaving

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