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RIP "Bob".....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

It is with great sadness that I announce the passing of "Bob"... My Beloved Ipad... at the age of 16 months...

he passed of "Sudden power loss" on sunday when I realised that I couldn't turn it on (not the first time I have heard them words)....

He was rushed (I say rushed.. more leisurely driven today) to the apple store where he was prononced "Gone"

the blue shirted bloke at the apple store stated "have no idea, can't turn it on.. have none in stocked but will get you another in 2-3 days"

Bob was my first foray into "proper modern/ down with the kids/nerd technology"

he is survived my "geoff" (my iphone)

please leave your nice words here.....

p.s I know RIP threads normally turn into catfights... please keep this one civil.....

p.p.s anyone who had "Bob" in this years death pool, I may have to have serious words with......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's the funeral - I have a Nokia that can attend!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There was a death pool this year?

How the fuck did I miss that?

A

* PS - RIP Bob. I'm sure you'll be recycled into something useful.

** like an iPhone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I finish giggling at your post I shall offer my condolences for your sad loss

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

RIP Bob. My sympathies to you and Geoff.

I hope you have donated his organs so that another may live a long and fruitful life.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sad to see Bob go.

Charlotte my original iPad is nearly 4 years old and still going strong so poor Bob is very unlucky.

My sincerest condolences. Here's to young Bob II.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP bob, im sure he'll truly be missed

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By *ayandess1Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

RIP bob.

I am sorry for your loss. It has been widely reported that the apple species has a congenital defect that's present at birth.

I would suggest that in the future you have any new offspring innoculated with the android strain to prevent any further heartache.

Xxxx

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Always a sad loss when you lose a member of the family, console ( see what I did there,,,,) yourself with the thoughts you can always get the New female Apple gizmo the I Ron ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Sad to see Bob go.

Charlotte my original iPad is nearly 4 years old and still going strong so poor Bob is very unlucky.

My sincerest condolences. Here's to young Bob II."

I would say we should introduce your Charlotte to our Paddy - but given he's only just coming up to 4months old that will make her a cradle app-snatcher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i too had a BOB .. Battery Operated Boyfriend.. but doubt id fit your BOB up my chuff lol

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"RIP bob, im sure he'll truly be missed"

will be this week.. i was going to play loads of real racing 3 and pocket planes... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always a sad loss when you lose a member of the family, console ( see what I did there,,,,) yourself with the thoughts you can always get the New female Apple gizmo the I Ron ,, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never liked Bob, sitting there all smug and shiny. I know I never met him but just hearing about him would make my blood boil. Of course I feel sorry for those who knew him but his feeling of superiority really got my goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad news Fabio. RIP Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i too had a BOB .. Battery Operated Boyfriend.. but doubt id fit your BOB up my chuff lol

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hah classic answer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i too had a BOB .. Battery Operated Boyfriend.. but doubt id fit your BOB up my chuff lol

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I too have had BOB's 1 to 10 but have only killed of 3 and 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Bob (iMac) who is 14 this year and still going, if a bit slow. These modern youngsters just don't have the same staying power.

R.I.P your Bob

Long live my Bob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the greatest sympathy for your loss...I felt my world ended the day my magic wand blew up and died at a very crucial point in my life

My thoughts are with you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

RIP Bob. Gone too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

His name was Robert Paulson.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Flowers or donations to a good cause?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly my 8 years old Toshiba laptop passed away two weeks ago, and I now know what I can use as a death note - it has suffered from a Bobism!!

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

I would of sent my nokia 3210 along to BOB's funeral but I went and lost him so im afraid we cant be represented at the funeral , will it be a cremation and is it just 'flowers from the family'

my nokia 3210 was a him as he was a good phone

my new phone is definately a her ,,,,,,, looks pretty , but cra,,,,,,, bugger better stop this before I start digging my own grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am performing open hard drive surgery on a desktop computer later today.

I successfully resuscitated it a couple of weeks ago but it now needs a transplant.

Please keep it in your thoughts and prayers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Bob. Such a young age too. Big cwtch Fabio

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I never liked Bob, sitting there all smug and shiny. I know I never met him but just hearing about him would make my blood boil. Of course I feel sorry for those who knew him but his feeling of superiority really got my goat. "

tut tut tut... there is always one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devastating news mate...

Perhaps Brian, Confused dot com could officiate at the funeral...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am performing open hard drive surgery on a desktop computer later today.

I successfully resuscitated it a couple of weeks ago but it now needs a transplant.

Please keep it in your thoughts and prayers."

Hoping all has gone well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/03/14 17:13:35]"

I know the feeling... Too sad for words...

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