FabSwingers.com forum: Things you wouldn't like your partner to say to you whilst having sex

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

You're so good in bed I've decided not to charge you this time.

My mum's coming round for dinner tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell gas.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your an egg timer

Her

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Fuck me is that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ex's name

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Suzy.....who is Suzy? My name is Jane...your wife

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

What do you fancy for tea tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I turn the light out cause it is burning my fucking arse. lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You know that itch I've had recently........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suzy.....who is Suzy? My name is Jane...your wife

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lol nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a dear and pass me the salt luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy being on the Jeremy kyle show...I have a secret to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you move over and let Steve in....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fancy a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting u to be bigger !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One moment I have a plank of wood in the car

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you just stop so I can turn the page on my book

Your just like your dad

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By *ayandess1Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Where am I?

Your much better than your brother.

I can't wait till I'm 16.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ok - that's enough of your finger - pop your cock in.

Oh .......... Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im late for skool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pop this mask on will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dad was better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your grandad was better.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a bloke

and it was bigger than that little thing

rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put tuna fish oil all over me so we smell the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a bloke

and it was bigger than that little thing

rich"
lmfao yh

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I used to be a hooker -

My name was Graham and I played for wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mom

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ball gag has come loose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I forgot to record coronation street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh shit I forgot to take the chicken out the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now its my turn to fuck you wheres my BIG strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .dont move theres a big spider on your neck

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

If you could just pop this bag over your head.

There.that's better

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I'm the daddy!!'

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

the ceiling needs painting.....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .got a light? , .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this really weird itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone rings............"ah that will be the clinic with my results"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me, the giblets need removing from the Turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Your fanny smells a bit, eh love??'

eek!

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Is it in....

I don't know, I can't feel anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in....

I don't know, I can't feel anything

Wave it around a bit, see if you can touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/03/14 15:06:09]

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you get off me I am going to be sick... True story

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Is it in....

I don't know, I can't feel anything

Wave it around a bit, see if you can touch the sides"

I think I'll just have a wank if that's alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did you take so long to answer you mobile? And why are you out of breath???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like throwing a tin can down a alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was great, but you are fantastic? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can smell my mum on these sheets !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can smell your mum in these sheets !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an ex used to just randomly whisper "BAYBEEEE" but all I could hear was a really bad Muppet impression...

Any rohypnol left I can take?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

There's an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It burns

Are you done yet

Are you awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit loose because those two workmen dp'd me and came in me while you went to the shop for their milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol are you done yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

F*ck where did you come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean up when you're done, see your in the morning. Night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw your mum on fab chatroom today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can smell your mum in these sheets !!! "

I can smell our mum on these sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pair of underpants older than you

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I think we should both see other men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit wrong house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should split up.

I really need a shit.

What time should I set the alarm for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have 5mn, I need to get ready

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