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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just saw a pic of a guy on here wit an actual nettle plant up his bum

Peoples opinion on this?

I laughed quite alot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site jesus the mind boggles lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

speechlesd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been meaning myself to get in touch with nature myself but not quite that far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the poor guy a dock leaf

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Well if it floats his boat then who are we to judge Or what he does and pictures...as long as it's not harming or hurting anyone I'm not sure what the issues would be.....I like this site it opens your mind to many different things...it might not be for me to have stinging nettles shoved up me but to some they may not like squirts cream and raspberries

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

love to see that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it floats his boat then who are we to judge Or what he does and pictures...as long as it's not harming or hurting anyone I'm not sure what the issues would be.....I like this site it opens your mind to many different things...it might not be for me to have stinging nettles shoved up me but to some they may not like squirts cream and raspberries "

Are you saying you like cream and raspberries up yer bum?

The only cream i'll ever have up me bum is for me hemma....(sp?)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Well if it floats his boat then who are we to judge Or what he does and pictures...as long as it's not harming or hurting anyone I'm not sure what the issues would be.....I like this site it opens your mind to many different things...it might not be for me to have stinging nettles shoved up me but to some they may not like squirts cream and raspberries

Are you saying you like cream and raspberries up yer bum?

The only cream i'll ever have up me bum is for me hemma....(sp?)"

No but I've had it smeared across my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once driving home late at night and desperate for a pee...

Drove down a country lane, stopped in a dark gateway, skirt up, knickers down and squatted just in time...

... straight into a bed of nettles....

......... and couldn't stop peeing....

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring sting would occur I would imagine!

Does this mean the nettle user would have to drag his, arse around in a patch of dock leaves like a new puppy with an itchy wormy derrière I have a vivid imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just saw a pic of a guy on here wit an actual nettle plant up his bum

Peoples opinion on this?

I laughed quite alot lol "

Maybe he asked for a "prick" in the ass and someone took him literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ring sting would occur I would imagine!

Does this mean the nettle user would have to drag his, arse around in a patch of dock leaves like a new puppy with an itchy wormy derrière I have a vivid imagination "

oh thats given me the giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowzers! I've never heard of that done before.

That'll be a painful trip to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just saw a pic of a guy on here wit an actual nettle plant up his bum

Peoples opinion on this?

I laughed quite alot lol

Maybe he asked for a "prick" in the ass and someone took him literally "

haha I just feel sorry for the nettle plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HOLEY MOLEY , RING STING IS RIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's put me right off nettle tea !

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if it was a bunch of flowers his wife may have told him she couldn't find a vase !!! lol

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I just saw a pic of a guy on here wit an actual nettle plant up his bum

Peoples opinion on this?

I laughed quite alot lol "

There are videos out there of people doing those things

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"This site jesus the mind boggles lmao"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's defo a pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought seeing vegetables was bad enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make nice soup, and tea..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will I just say what everyone is thinking ?

That he ll have green skidmarks for weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a nettle sting on the family jewels. That was awkward!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nettle play is relatively common in the kink world.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Nettle play is relatively common in the kink world."

I've heard of girls using them on their nipples. They can use nettles on nipples on my boobies all night if it keeps them happy.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Reminds me of a quote from this week's Zero Punctuation....

"As welcome as a cactus in a double penetration"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just saw a pic of a guy on here wit an actual nettle plant up his bum

Peoples opinion on this?

I laughed quite alot lol "

He broke his plant pot and the shops are shut would be my logical thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give the poor guy a dock leaf"

I laughed too much at this comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen far worse, impossible feats in some cases (e.g. fisting up to the elbow), but I'd still laugh and squirm at the same time, lol!

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