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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So I have purchased a lovely new tree after my last one vibrated off the top of my speaker whist I was in the bath.

My question is, how many of you have house plants and do you name them ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"So I have purchased a lovely new tree after my last one vibrated off the top of my speaker whist I was in the bath.

My question is, how many of you have house plants and do you name them ?

"

I've got a lot of aloe vera plants. They are collectively named "those bloody things".

I started off with one, a couple of years ago but they are trying to stage a coup. The blasted things produce babies faster than rabbits.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I have loads including a nectarine tree and several grape vines

They don't have names but I do talk to them lol

D x

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Oh vv, you need to be more loving towards wildlife otherwise I'll send Vera round then you'll turn into a total lezzer and we don't want that now do we

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have loads including a nectarine tree and several grape vines

They don't have names but I do talk to them lol

D x "

Are you Prince Charles

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I have loads including a nectarine tree and several grape vines

They don't have names but I do talk to them lol

D x

Are you Prince Charles "

No I'm not I haven't got the ears for it lol

D x

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have an umbrella tree which I inherited from my mother.

I neglect it dreadfully and on a number of occasions it's been no more than a few days away from the bin but a drink and some baby bio and it rallies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just about to plant some electric daisies for someone

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have an umbrella tree which I inherited from my mother.

I neglect it dreadfully and on a number of occasions it's been no more than a few days away from the bin but a drink and some baby bio and it rallies."

Credit due, I hope you take it out with you when it rains

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I am just about to plant some electric daisies for someone "

Be careful to not blow yaself up then you sexy woman, I wouldn't want to start an obituary thread

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Ooooh I have noticed a little shoot emerging from my baby

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Replace with

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"So I have purchased a lovely new tree after my last one vibrated off the top of my speaker whist I was in the bath.

My question is, how many of you have house plants and do you name them ?

"

I am a mass murderer of house plants. I even tried cacti as I thought it wouldn't matter if I forgot to water them.

They lasted a month.

Funny thing is that I can keep cut flowers alive for two weeks.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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I'll see you in a fortnight then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am just about to plant some electric daisies for someone

Be careful to not blow yaself up then you sexy woman, I wouldn't want to start an obituary thread "

they are edible

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Whooo hoooo, I have a new shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whooo hoooo, I have a new shoot "

I just noticed my plants have new shoots too. I have no idea what they are. Green leaves...

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Are you growing tea plants

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Husbandry has little to do with that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could kill plastic flowers so no I don't have plants

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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How would you go about killing a plastic flower exactly

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"How would you go about killing a plastic flower exactly "

Blow torch ?

D x

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"So I have purchased a lovely new tree after my last one vibrated off the top of my speaker whist I was in the bath.

My question is, how many of you have house plants and do you name them ?

I've got a lot of aloe vera plants. They are collectively named "those bloody things".

I started off with one, a couple of years ago but they are trying to stage a coup. The blasted things produce babies faster than rabbits."

I want one! We brought one back from lanzarote to remind us if our first holiday together. It died...fast!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How would you go about killing a plastic flower exactly

Blow torch ?

D x "

Surely killer would be a more effective option as opposed to melting the fucker and leaving a bad smell

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have lots of houseplants but I don't name them....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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Why don't you call one Clarence

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why don't you call one Clarence "
Now you have suggested it, I will by jove!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you have 2 more, you can name them Adam & Sarah

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you have 2 more, you can name them Adam & Sarah "
Now those are silly names.....the one in my window will be called Florence, the one on the coffee table Clarence

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

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You can call two of them Cedric & Eric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rubber plant that I bought when I first moved to Scotland in 2009. I am quite attached to it but haven't named it lol.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have a rubber plant that I bought when I first moved to Scotland in 2009. I am quite attached to it but haven't named it lol. "

I have a rubber, I call him Johnny

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