FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon sarnie..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Delivered to my bed by a tall dark n handsome man please..

Thank you in advanced..

*miss lazy bones of Devonshire*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Red or brown sauce x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please. Red or brown sauce x"

Oh gosh.. either. Love both. Sometimes i just enjoy the taste with no sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have sausage too please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked chef-ing right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have sausage too please x"

From the delivery man.. or one from the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have sausage too please x

From the delivery man.. or one from the fridge

Both please... I need some energy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had bacon in croissants yesterday. Not the healthiest combination but tasted nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crap!!!

I forgot to get the bacon out of the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh crap!!!

I forgot to get the bacon out of the freezer

Ive none in either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage sandwich ketchup and mustard and a cup of coffee. Served by a woman in heels and a French maid outfit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Smoked bacon here, anyone got a spare egg ?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

You evil gits!!! You're all killing Miss Piggy!!! Think about Kermit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked bacon here, anyone got a spare egg ?"

I've two if you ask nicely x or share the bacon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok now I want a bacon butty with brown sauce. Arghhhh see what I've done

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I learnt something yesterday my mum hates bacon I mean how can a Danish person hate bacon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone off bacon .. Put id not say no to a crumpet with melted brie on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone off bacon .. Put id not say no to a crumpet with melted brie on

Doesn't make the hair all matted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I learnt something yesterday my mum hates bacon I mean how can a Danish person hate bacon...

Omg thats unheard of.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to make do with a piece of home made banana and walnut cake this morning. All out of bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok since no man delivered me one.. ive just made it myself..

sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just scoffed one... a wee bit Branston with it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smoked bacon here, anyone got a spare egg ?

I've two if you ask nicely x or share the bacon x"

Of course, my sweet princess, how do you like yours, fertilised or unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just scoffed one... a wee bit Branston with it.

o0o0o never thought to have some Branston with it .. yumm

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just about to tuck into a full English!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"just scoffed one... a wee bit Branston with it.

o0o0o never thought to have some Branston with it .. yumm "

I think he's in a bit of a pickle

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

...with hp sauce nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You evil gits!!! You're all killing Miss Piggy!!! Think about Kermit

Miss piggy is safe with me. I only eat Turkey lurkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were closer I would've. But then you'd have to have my sausage too

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Can I have sausage too please x

From the delivery man.. or one from the fridge

Both please... I need some energy x"
wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were closer I would've. But then you'd have to have my sausage too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just about to tuck into a full English!

had one yesterday, hense the left over bacon for todays sarnie

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

in english that means what exactly? lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

I think I love you

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

I think I love you

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

Add a fried egg and black pudding... and its perfect lol

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

in english that means what exactly? lol "

Beef sausage meat formed in a square (6cm x 6cm - 1cm thick) fried or grilled - should be done so crusty both sides, but meat juicy and moist inside.

Tattie scone - potato based pancake - triangle in shape - for best results - fry it both sides.

Morning roll is a "bun" made from a specific type of dough that when it is baked leaves it slightly chewy (but is normally crusty on top - and not so dense in dough inside)

All put together - with optional red sauce - heaven! Washed down with tea (or Irn-brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sounds pretty lush to be fair

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Lorne square, tattie scone on a morning roll - magic!

Add a fried egg and black pudding... and its perfect lol

That's definitely a west coast embellishment!!!

Slicing haggis would be my preference...

And as I'm sure you know - by adding the fried egg, instructions on how to play the banjo should be provided

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