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"where do i sign up?" Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too. So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.  | |||
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"where do i sign up? Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too. So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground. "perhaps you could ask Tina to print the form off along with her insurance ones as a social one off thing. my ability to stifle myself with a particular thread is wearing thin. | |||
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"where do i sign up? Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too. So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
perhaps you could ask Tina to print the form off along with her insurance ones as a social one off thing. my ability to stifle myself with a particular thread is wearing thin. "I'll see if we can do a deal for you  | |||
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"Can I do the la la la bit x I'm a trained professional x "As it happens, we are recruiting. Please forward your c.v. for consideration. Thank you for your interest  | |||
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"I'm happy to police this one myself. Fab has a log out facility "Ah, a follower of The Way. We aim to support the users of the Fabs fora until they master The Way for themselves. | |||
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"I'm happy to police this one myself. Fab has a log out facility "it also has several fora to post in and read, which is where I've been for the evening. | |||
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?" You have to ask the obvious? lol | |||
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"Can i give my debit card details on here to get my kit sent quickly " Certainly. I shall arrange for your order to be dispatched immediately. Thank you for shopping with us | |||
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?" Our service extends only to the fora at present. Additional products may be added to our range in the future. Thank you for your interest | |||
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life? You have to ask the obvious? lol" Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people. | |||
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"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?" Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head. | |||
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"Naturally, I personally won't be using this product because I like being a stubborn, grouchy, cantankerous biatch. "Are you my ex  | |||
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life? You have to ask the obvious? lol Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people." What's provoking people? | |||
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"Naturally, I personally won't be using this product because I like being a stubborn, grouchy, cantankerous biatch.
Are you my ex "I don't think so. Let me check under my patio. | |||
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life? You have to ask the obvious? lol Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people. What's provoking people?" Not sure but we could offer an educated guest. | |||
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"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself? Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head." well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!  | |||
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"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself? Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head. well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!! "Certainly, I'll transfer you. *cue dreadful hold music* | |||
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"I would definitely be interested in this service, as we all know.........there are definitely times "Marvellous. Would you like me to send you the introductory pack and application form? | |||
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"I would definitely be interested in this service, as we all know.........there are definitely times
Marvellous. Would you like me to send you the introductory pack and application form? "Oh please...now where did I put my glasses....tum to tum......ah found them, silly me on my head all the time | |||
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"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself? Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head. well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!
Certainly, I'll transfer you.
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"*cue dreadful hold music*" Can you put that on hold whilst you exhume my worm infested rotting corpse from this bloody patio  | |||
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"Have you got any cake? "There's always cake in the forum somewhere.... It's finding it that's the problem... | |||
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"And people have the nerve to say there's a clique on here... "
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Though it was amusing to see him turn and walk away very quickly in the opposite direction when he saw me outside the courts.
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"I'm getting annoyed by my ex's solicitor. Cheeky b@st@rd had the nerve to barge past me in court in front of everyone without a single 'excuse me' or 'may i get past'
Though it was amusing to see him turn and walk away very quickly in the opposite direction when he saw me outside the courts.
#FknTwat"It might not be a good idea to send someone to shout "la la la I'm not listening" in court | |||
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"Can i throw in my socks as a free gift too? You know those erotic wiggles can cheer anybody up lol "You want to throw socks at already irritated people? You, sir, are a braver person than I | |||
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"As a complimentary product, available in addition to forum insurance, I shall be offering FORUM ENDURANCE. This essential product will assist you in times when forum insurance should have been considered by others (whether it was or not). If something is really getting your goat and your tether is wearing thin, we will supply earplugs, a black out blindfold and cooling, calming pulse point gel. We'll also send a trained professional to shout "la la la I'm not listening" at the screen until your ENDURANCE pack has brought you back to a state of centred calm. Naturally, I personally won't be using this product because I like being a stubborn, grouchy, cantankerous biatch. " | |||
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"where do i sign up? Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too. So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground. "Did you get insurance from Tina for this sort of thing happening? | |||
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"I just blocked the OP cos she's talking shit "I've been here how long now? And you've only just realised that?! | |||
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"where do i sign up? Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too. So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
Did you get insurance from Tina for this sort of thing happening? "Insurance? Insurance? I don't need no darned insurance! (This may not be true) | |||
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"I just blocked the OP cos she's talking shit
I've been here how long now? And you've only just realised that?! "I always wanted to say it but feared the backlash | |||
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"Can i throw in my socks as a free gift too? You know those erotic wiggles can cheer anybody up lol
You want to throw socks at already irritated people? You, sir, are a braver person than I "I'm hardcore. | |||
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"I just blocked the OP cos she's talking shit
I've been here how long now? And you've only just realised that?!
I always wanted to say it but feared the backlash "Understandable. The fora can be wild and dangerous. | |||
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"Does it cover the times when the grammar police make a raid? If so I'm in." If it stresses you out or winds you up on the forum, we're here for you | |||
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"Does it cover the times when the grammar police make a raid? If so I'm in. If it stresses you out or winds you up on the forum, we're here for you "You are gonna be so busy today!! Hope you have extra stock in. Need to rename it Silly Sunday lol | |||
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"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself? Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head. well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!
Certainly, I'll transfer you.
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*still on dreadful hold music*"Click *call disconnected* | |||
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