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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

to 176 ever

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

1.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'm past there

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

176.

DONE.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"2"

balls that should be 3

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"2

balls that should be 3"

fuck it I give up I type too slow on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either 6 or 7

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think if we pool out talents it can.

In lieu of talents, I'll just smile and wave.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who holds the current record? I think that went to 200+ but the die-hards that know how to do it aren't on at the moment.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can we use witchcraft, voodoo, fairy dust and a letter from my mum, instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we use witchcraft, voodoo, fairy dust and a letter from my mum, instead? "

You are NOT having my letter from your mum back...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The numbers on my street only run to 85, so I won't either

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Can we use witchcraft, voodoo, fairy dust and a letter from my mum, instead?

You are NOT having my letter from your mum back... "

I need it, we're struggling on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we use witchcraft, voodoo, fairy dust and a letter from my mum, instead?

You are NOT having my letter from your mum back...

I need it, we're struggling on this one. "

Pops in to offer her services for the cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention voodoo... I'm currently crafting a doll or two

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Did someone mention voodoo... I'm currently crafting a doll or two "

Oooh, are you putting them on ebay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we use witchcraft, voodoo, fairy dust and a letter from my mum, instead?

You are NOT having my letter from your mum back...

I need it, we're struggling on this one. "

Oooops.... Sorry... Sidetracked by Lara Croft...

I will have my spare gentleman's gentleman return it immediately...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

"

No!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!"

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

"

I fancy some cheesecake and by cruel chance there is some in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

"

Lowers trousers...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

I fancy some cheesecake and by cruel chance there is some in the fridge. "

How did cheesecake get into your fridge?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers... "

Jiggle it about a bit, just for comic effect.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

I fancy some cheesecake and by cruel chance there is some in the fridge.

How did cheesecake get into your fridge? "

Someone put it there then failed to eat it all.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers... "

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers...

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?"

Ahem..!!! Surely one means "maxi-me"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers...

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?

Ahem..!!! Surely one means "maxi-me" "

In this particular context you could probably legitimately claim it's jumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers...

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?

Ahem..!!! Surely one means "maxi-me"

In this particular context you could probably legitimately claim it's jumbo"

Agreed... In cold weather I have to tuck him in my sock...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers...

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?

Ahem..!!! Surely one means "maxi-me"

In this particular context you could probably legitimately claim it's jumbo

Agreed... In cold weather I have to tuck him in my sock... "

As long as you remember not to close the sock drawer on him then I suppose it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like the title was prophetic.

Anyhoo, should I watch a scary film called Silent House when I'm alone in an old silent house with just the river for company?

No!

You're probably right. I fancy some comedy.

Lowers trousers...

Aren't you supposed to just undo the zip and flop mini you out and turn your trouser pockets inside out?

Ahem..!!! Surely one means "maxi-me"

In this particular context you could probably legitimately claim it's jumbo

Agreed... In cold weather I have to tuck him in my sock...

As long as you remember not to close the sock drawer on him then I suppose it's all good "

I won't ever do that.... again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crayons taste funny but I like the green ones best.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Are we nearly there yet gran,

Are we,are we,are we,

Are we nearly there yet.

( )

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

34, 34, any advances on 34?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"34, 34, any advances on 34?"

Plus one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"34, 34, any advances on 34?

Plus one"

two

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Jolly good to see this still going

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Jolly good to see this still going "

Get your arse (and your titz) on to the irritation thread. People are asking for combined deals.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Come on people, place your posts. This has got to be worth more than, um, however many it has now.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Life begins at 40

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Life begins at 40"

I'm pretty sure mine began on the day I was conceived

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41"

u miscounted u were 42 this is 43

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

u miscounted u were 42 this is 43 "

All the fours 44

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

u miscounted u were 42 this is 43 "

Stop trying to make me post again. 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

u miscounted u were 42 this is 43

Stop trying to make me post again. 24"

and I thought I was called Minx and not 24 lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41"

It doesn't usually stop you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

It doesn't usually stop you. "

it didn't he carried on !!! lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

It doesn't usually stop you.

it didn't he carried on !!! lol "

No change there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

It doesn't usually stop you.

it didn't he carried on !!! lol "

Noooooooo!!!! This thread'll descend into chaos and mayhem....

Never reach 176 now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

It doesn't usually stop you.

it didn't he carried on !!! lol

Noooooooo!!!! This thread'll descend into chaos and mayhem....

Never reach 176 now..... "

haha ....... I am thinking it might lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hello, what's this thread all about?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hello, what's this thread all about?"

Don't ask us. We're just here for the scenery.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

55

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon "

and u missed out the 69 lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon

and u missed out the 69 lol "

I always miss the good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon

and u missed out the 69 lol

I always miss the good stuff "

its ok u have ten to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon

and u missed out the 69 lol

I always miss the good stuff

its ok u have ten to go "

Nine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hundred and eighttttyyyyyyyy!

Oops I peaked a bit too soon

and u missed out the 69 lol

I always miss the good stuff

its ok u have ten to go

Nine... "

eight ... I have vision of what is gonna happen at one ... it ain't good

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

SevEN

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Good job we never put a time limit on it......

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Good job we never put a time limit on it......"

When I'm 64.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its gonna go BANG I know it is ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

lickety splits 66

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What's everyone having for tea?

Salmon, garlic bread and open cup mushrooms stuffed with cheese here.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

jackandkate 68

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohooooo!!!!!

69

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Erm haven't got a clue what number but hey I've added

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmp 118

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

118

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm haven't got a clue what number but hey I've added

D x "

No. 70...

Neighbours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

71?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Lost count......

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

73??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

77...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

[Removed by poster at 16/03/14 19:58:52]

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Oh go on then. 79

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont mention weighty .. number eighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lots of fun at number 81 ......almost half way there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id play with you at eighty two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's lots of fun at number 81 ......almost half way there "

And here's 82! Whoop whoop miss mo how do you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

83

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Getting closer

D x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

900

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two little ducks

Baaa Moooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where we at now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

89/90?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

91...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"900"

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

93

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninety Four!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

95

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man... "

ooooooooooo that reminds me of someone that used to post in here running the fab school ..... now who was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

ooooooooooo that reminds me of someone that used to post in here running the fab school ..... now who was it? "

that sounds interesting. I like learning

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man... "

It's cos I never used my toes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

ooooooooooo that reminds me of someone that used to post in here running the fab school ..... now who was it? "

Can't remember...

But... It was a morning thread...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41"

Who is Twaddle ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

99 flake and sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to contribute to this twaddle.

41

Who is Twaddle ?"

Beth's daft sister...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Room ......... 101

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I mean 105

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"21"

107

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ..."

Au contraire. I'm hoping for 176 dunderheads to spout claptrap once each....orrrrrr one person to spout it 176 times...

I have no little heart

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I will do my bit for boostiness whatever that is.

77

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ...

Au contraire. I'm hoping for 176 dunderheads to spout claptrap once each....orrrrrr one person to spout it 176 times...

I have no little heart "

You must have been very active if it is enlarged?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

spose we could try..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ...

Au contraire. I'm hoping for 176 dunderheads to spout claptrap once each....orrrrrr one person to spout it 176 times...

I have no little heart "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

114

See, I missed the 69 again.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

It's cos I never used my toes "

I wouldn't show my toes either if they were as hairy as what yours are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My doctor told me I had to put on half a stone. He forbade me to lose weight

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ...

Au contraire. I'm hoping for 176 dunderheads to spout claptrap once each....orrrrrr one person to spout it 176 times...

I have no little heart "

Are you clockwork, like that man in that film?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My doctor told me I had to put on half a stone. He forbade me to lose weight"

I want your doctor!

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over a year ago


"My doctor told me I had to put on half a stone. He forbade me to lose weight

I want your doctor!"

ooh he would love you. He's partial to a bit of bondage and anal probing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly Granny wants to find the ones that are good at Maths... because they are likely to be intelligent... so they are likely to be good at other things her little heart might desire at some point when she chooses ...

Au contraire. I'm hoping for 176 dunderheads to spout claptrap once each....orrrrrr one person to spout it 176 times...

I have no little heart "

Not inclusive of the extraordinary dunderheads who dslight in posting beyond the administrations cut off... Does one actually require 174 dunderheads plus that which initiated the thread...??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where are we up to? Anything significant happen?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

It's cos I never used my toes

I wouldn't show my toes either if they were as hairy as what yours are "

That's my slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are we up to? Anything significant happen?

"

Naaaaah... Just us dunderheads takin up forum space...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the dunderhead

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much? "

126 here comes miss titz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much? "

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you... "

Does a dunderhead give or get head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

Does a dunderhead give or get head?

"

You'd need to ask Granny...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My doctor told me I had to put on half a stone. He forbade me to lose weight

I want your doctor!

ooh he would love you. He's partial to a bit of bondage and anal probing "

As long as he wants to be on the receiving end rather than the giving end

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"900

Lunch time detention for curriculum activities to sort out your counting young man...

It's cos I never used my toes

I wouldn't show my toes either if they were as hairy as what yours are

That's my slippers "

Fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My doctor told me I had to put on half a stone. He forbade me to lose weight

I want your doctor!

ooh he would love you. He's partial to a bit of bondage and anal probing

As long as he wants to be on the receiving end rather than the giving end "

he would practically beg for it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

Does a dunderhead give or get head?

You'd need to ask Granny..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

Does a dunderhead give or get head?

"

On reflection it could derive from the French "Donne de head" which would make it give from head...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If I go to bed my holiday will be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I go to bed my holiday will be over "

If you go to my bed, it'll begin again...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If I go to bed my holiday will be over

If you go to my bed, it'll begin again... "

I don't think I can manage any more driving today. Is the full moon making your sap rise?

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Just bumping it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I go to bed my holiday will be over

If you go to my bed, it'll begin again...

I don't think I can manage any more driving today. Is the full moon making your sap rise?

"

Just enough to make the worm wiggle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you... "

hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just bumping it.."

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

hmmm "

I can teach you the words...

Save you humming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

hmmm

I can teach you the words...

Save you humming... "

ok smarty pants what was I humming?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

this is nearly gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from dogging. Have I missed much?

Not really... But clearly Badnanna was expecting you...

hmmm

I can teach you the words...

Save you humming...

ok smarty pants what was I humming? "

" Who let the doggers out..?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

that was gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that was gross"

Just wait till we reach Eleven Sixteens...

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better.... "

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

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over a year ago


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

"

Errrrrrmm... Actually...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

"

I think of you two as Enfield Fish.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

"

Waves frantically from the back whilst hurriedly putting her boots back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

I think of you two as Enfield Fish. "

Bloody Pisces get everywhere...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Are we still not there?

Good grief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we still not there?

Good grief!"

nope it's taking it's time getting there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we still not there?

Good grief!

nope it's taking it's time getting there.."

Laxatives...???

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

I think of you two as Enfield Fish. "

Omg!!

Mortified....

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

I think of you two as Enfield Fish.

Bloody Pisces get everywhere... "

Slightly funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just bumping it..

What did you just bump...??? And do you need someone to kiss it better....

The end of my knob..and yes please... Ha! You thought it was Susie posting dincha??

I think of you two as Enfield Fish.

Bloody Pisces get everywhere...

Slightly funny!"

But not mortifying...

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant remember what number we're on but every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)"

Dish of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)"

But you're not quite in Enfield... So you'd become Enfieldishdish...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

163 ... good morning from me

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Morning ... From Enfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From Enfield "

...ish...???

Confuseddotcom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten....!!!!

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over a year ago


"Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)

But you're not quite in Enfield... So you'd become Enfieldishdish..."

My head hurts now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)

But you're not quite in Enfield... So you'd become Enfieldishdish...

My head hurts now "

Soweeee...

(Eight... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This numbers mine it's 169

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't we be thought of as Enfield dish....rather than fish...life's so unfair.......(just keep swimming)

But you're not quite in Enfield... So you'd become Enfieldishdish...

My head hurts now

Soweeee...

(Eight... )"

its ok. My heads hurting anyway. Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

171

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"171"

172 how do you do

Almost there come on folks who is gonna get the magic number?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps we should leave it for Granny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it make it?

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