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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..is as complex as the contents of her handbag.

After nearly 50 years of life I am still intrigued, frustrated, delighted and dismayed with the successful and unsuccessful attempts I have had understanding women's minds. Just when you think you understand you are quickly reminded you don't.

So this thread is a little, hopefully humorous homage to the wonder of a woman's mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree ... there are some pretty weird women out there

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to agree ... there are some pretty weird women out there

"

Weird and wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps you men on your toes xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She said with a little titter behind a fan ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Keeps you men on your toes xx"

hooves

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i once saw a book in a shop that said

all that men know about women ..

all the pages were blank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

"

At least it is ingenuous rather than disingenuous.

It's meant as a bit of fun

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes I know you mean it as fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have to go and get the haynes manual on women, full of useful tips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I know you mean it as fun.

"

I should have known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to agree ... there are some pretty weird women out there

"

As the mother of six young men my eyes have been opened to the myriad of female sensibilities. Seeing other women through the eyes of my sons has been an experience. I thought I was a bit, shall we say, different, but my goodness I pale into insignificance amongst the total nut jobs my boys seem to favour, bless em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men and women are not meant to understand each other ....vive la differnece

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

"

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

im not too sure if there is a big difference seeing as we are all individuals

Maybe just to draw up the battle of the sexes and divide??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel. "

Sexist.. struth.... I wasn't expecting that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

Sexist.. struth.... I wasn't expecting that"

think about it shaman, what intelligent and rational woman wants to see her gender described in the terms you've used .....our minds are like the contents of our handbags!? To me, and I know that this wasn't your intention, it's patronisisng and tantamount to patting the little woman on her head and saying "run along". However lots of women will disagree with what I say and actually like being thought of as a mysterious species that no man can possibly understand.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel. "

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree."

Wow ok so you think I'm being sexist. Of course I was completely unaware it would be seen that way so help me understand why...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree.

Wow ok so you think I'm being sexist. Of course I was completely unaware it would be seen that way so help me understand why..."

Okay babe. You just rest your fluffy little bonce and let me do the worrying for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The quote was a Billy Conolly quote and I have to say I found it funny rather than true. I believe we all have complexities that are difficult to understand and I have just realised the error of my first post.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree.

Wow ok so you think I'm being sexist. Of course I was completely unaware it would be seen that way so help me understand why..."

I tried to explain further up. A woman's mind = the complexity of the contents of her hand bag is a good starting point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

Sexist.. struth.... I wasn't expecting that

think about it shaman, what intelligent and rational woman wants to see her gender described in the terms you've used .....our minds are like the contents of our handbags!? To me, and I know that this wasn't your intention, it's patronisisng and tantamount to patting the little woman on her head and saying "run along". However lots of women will disagree with what I say and actually like being thought of as a mysterious species that no man can possibly understand. "

Hands up you're right...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can someone call Tina I need a claim form

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Typical bloke comparing us to what's in our handbag...I mean really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handbag is full of fluff and chocolate...yup sounds like my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mea culpa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

God help the person who says life is like a box of chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"God help the person who says life is like a box of chocolates "

How DARE you !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post. "

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Connolly wasn't so patronising.

He implied that no matter how deep you dig there is always something exciting and new to be found ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being...... "

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Not sure how you could compare my mind to the contents of my bag. I keep a hairbrush in there. And chewing gum.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Can someone call Tina I need a claim form "

Lol. It's nice that you have actually engaged in discussion rather than become all defensive and accused me of having no sense of humour. Also you have said in writing that I am right, this means that you must be ok

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed "

Don't worry about it. Shit happens. We're all guilty of opening mouth and insering foot. I've heard lots worse said.

Incidentally, as someone mentioned casual sexism there's a good site called the Everyday sexism project. Makes very interesting reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can someone call Tina I need a claim form

Lol. It's nice that you have actually engaged in discussion rather than become all defensive and accused me of having no sense of humour. Also you have said in writing that I am right, this means that you must be ok "

Always happy to learn even if I now feel somewhat embarrassed

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post. "

That is possibly correct and lots of us are guilty of this....both ways. For what it's worth I think you've acquitted yourself very well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

Don't worry about it. Shit happens. We're all guilty of opening mouth and insering foot. I've heard lots worse said.

Incidentally, as someone mentioned casual sexism there's a good site called the Everyday sexism project. Makes very interesting reading. "

I'll have a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

That is possibly correct and lots of us are guilty of this....both ways. For what it's worth I think you've acquitted yourself very well."

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed "

you shouldnt be, your post wasnt nasty, abusive or hurtful in the least. X

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Sexism is all around us, and very hard to escape.

Its manipulated by tv and advertising.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

That is possibly correct and lots of us are guilty of this....both ways. For what it's worth I think you've acquitted yourself very well.

Thanks "

Okay so now you've led your way into the girly circle let's see the contents of your handbag ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess when you believe you aren't sexist, discovering you hold unconscious sexist assumptions is a shock

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"I guess when you believe you aren't sexist, discovering you hold unconscious sexist assumptions is a shock"

well when you start looking at page 3 in a different way and see how advertisers sell products it all becomes naturally a shock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

you shouldnt be, your post wasnt nasty, abusive or hurtful in the least. X"

exactly this ^^

I find it hard to think up threads to post....there's a long unpublished list of 'don't even go there topics'....!!

x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I guess when you believe you aren't sexist, discovering you hold unconscious sexist assumptions is a shock"

We are all products of our environment. Now granny has asked to see the contents of your hand bag....let's have a look at what you've got in your toolbox

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

That is possibly correct and lots of us are guilty of this....both ways. For what it's worth I think you've acquitted yourself very well.

Thanks

Okay so now you've led your way into the girly circle let's see the contents of your handbag ...."

Well just being a man means I don't have a tardis like handbag just a wallet. And that's got my credit cards and cash in it so I guess that'll have to do

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

That is possibly correct and lots of us are guilty of this....both ways. For what it's worth I think you've acquitted yourself very well.

Thanks

Okay so now you've led your way into the girly circle let's see the contents of your handbag ....

Well just being a man means I don't have a tardis like handbag just a wallet. And that's got my credit cards and cash in it so I guess that'll have to do "

My wife's is full of reciepts

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I did not view it that way at all - just as a light hearted, good natured post using an old humorous cliche as a point of reference for amusement. I would not give it a second thought, the intent that came through to me was an affectionate compliment!

"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

Robert J McCloskey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did not view it that way at all - just as a light hearted, good natured post using an old humorous cliche as a point of reference for amusement. I would not give it a second thought, the intent that came through to me was an affectionate compliment!

"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

Robert J McCloskey"

I like the quote

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

you shouldnt be, your post wasnt nasty, abusive or hurtful in the least. X"

No one said that - I said it was 'sexist drivel' and someone else said 'patronising'. No one said it was nasty, abusive or hurtful. It was clearly not intended that way - but it was a sexist comment, albeit, unintentional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

you shouldnt be, your post wasnt nasty, abusive or hurtful in the least. X

No one said that - I said it was 'sexist drivel' and someone else said 'patronising'. No one said it was nasty, abusive or hurtful. It was clearly not intended that way - but it was a sexist comment, albeit, unintentional."

sorry maybe I didnt word that very well. Whilst I was not accusing anyone of calling the op nasty, abusive or hurtful I meant the op shouldn't feel so embarrassed as he wasnt being so himself. Hmmm thats not much clearer is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

such a preposterous idea

yes, I'm a victorian time traveler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself "

I could probe ur brain

with my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

Sexist.. struth.... I wasn't expecting that

think about it shaman, what intelligent and rational woman wants to see her gender described in the terms you've used .....our minds are like the contents of our handbags!? To me, and I know that this wasn't your intention, it's patronisisng and tantamount to patting the little woman on her head and saying "run along". However lots of women will disagree with what I say and actually like being thought of as a mysterious species that no man can possibly understand. "

Oh come on! I think this is just light hearted banter! Tongue in cheek!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

Sexist.. struth.... I wasn't expecting that

think about it shaman, what intelligent and rational woman wants to see her gender described in the terms you've used .....our minds are like the contents of our handbags!? To me, and I know that this wasn't your intention, it's patronisisng and tantamount to patting the little woman on her head and saying "run along". However lots of women will disagree with what I say and actually like being thought of as a mysterious species that no man can possibly understand.

Oh come on! I think this is just light hearted banter! Tongue in cheek! "

You think that and I think otherwise it's all good. I think it's good to have discussions like this

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and also I said I know that wasn't the ops intention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

I could probe ur brain

with my cock "

It has to go right along the ear canal .... you better get an extension ...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

evening OP ...is this thread going to plan ?? ...if not ..pm me and i will beat the fookers to death who bitch at you with my 6 inch stilletto ' slut shoes ' and plead PMT as a defence !!!

yayyyy !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening OP ...is this thread going to plan ?? ...if not ..pm me and i will beat the fookers to death who bitch at you with my 6 inch stilletto ' slut shoes ' and plead PMT as a defence !!!

yayyyy !! "

The Gods laugh when man plans

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

Don't worry about it. Shit happens. We're all guilty of opening mouth and insering foot. I've heard lots worse said.

Incidentally, as someone mentioned casual sexism there's a good site called the Everyday sexism project. Makes very interesting reading. "

I mentioned it on another thread where I wads considered extreme and radical for challenging casual sexism. It's good to see a positive and constructive thread.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"..is as complex as the contents of her handbag.

"

The major difference being,

They could have something of interest in their handbags.

( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

I could probe ur brain

with my cock "

via my nostril?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're an enigma wrapped inside a mystery.

But it depends on the woman. Some women are pretty dense (towie crowd and their viewers) and easy to work out, but then some are headstrong and have a sharpened tongue and you mentally fence with this women.

I think someone put something in my beer.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

Don't worry about it. Shit happens. We're all guilty of opening mouth and insering foot. I've heard lots worse said.

Incidentally, as someone mentioned casual sexism there's a good site called the Everyday sexism project. Makes very interesting reading.

I mentioned it on another thread where I wads considered extreme and radical for challenging casual sexism. It's good to see a positive and constructive thread.

"

I'm dismayed at the number of women who come out with sexist comments against other women. Not just on here. but elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

I could probe ur brain

with my cock

It has to go right along the ear canal .... you better get an extension ..."

biaaattcchhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

I could probe ur brain

with my cock

via my nostril? "

up ur pussy ffs!..but I can then make it then pop out ur mouth,ear or nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't expect any man to understand my mind. I don't understand it myself

I could probe ur brain

with my cock

via my nostril?

up ur pussy ffs!..but I can then make it then pop out ur mouth,ear or nostril "

& eye

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree.

Wow ok so you think I'm being sexist. Of course I was completely unaware it would be seen that way so help me understand why..."

Perhaps it is the mention of handbag. As containers they are never very large. I doubt you'd fit the complexities of any human mind into a library, let alone a handbag. Or a man bag ... Or even a sherpa's rucksack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just see stuff like this as ingenuous puke

I see it as outmoded sexist drivel.

I didn't want to be too accusatory. I'm mellowing.....

However I cannot disagree.

Wow ok so you think I'm being sexist. Of course I was completely unaware it would be seen that way so help me understand why...

Perhaps it is the mention of handbag. As containers they are never very large. I doubt you'd fit the complexities of any human mind into a library, let alone a handbag. Or a man bag ... Or even a sherpa's nutsack!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how

big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how

big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End"

Don't sit down 'cause I've moved ya chair.....

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Look up the poem Spunk Talking. Can't remember who wrote it, but it does make a lot of biological sense!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well that was my first OP for a long time and now I realise why. Unconscious sexism is perhaps the real issue in this post.

Look ..... you're still an okay human being......

Thanks.. just feeling embarrassed

Don't worry about it. Shit happens. We're all guilty of opening mouth and insering foot. I've heard lots worse said.

Incidentally, as someone mentioned casual sexism there's a good site called the Everyday sexism project. Makes very interesting reading.

I mentioned it on another thread where I wads considered extreme and radical for challenging casual sexism. It's good to see a positive and constructive thread.

I'm dismayed at the number of women who come out with sexist comments against other women. Not just on here. but elsewhere."

Me too. I remember when Cherie Blair lost a baby when she was in her mid-forties, I was a member of another forum and the vitriol aimed at her by other women for even being pregnant in her forties was shocking and cruel. Women implied that the baby must have been a mistake, that it was her own fault for getting pregnant at such an advanced age and various ther unkind implications. Some women are womankinds worst enemies.

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