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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you honestly not see that you objectify women when you think of them in those terms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.......and WOMEN don't objectify MEN?? Lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

".......and WOMEN don't objectify MEN?? Lol

Of course we do, but we don't have a tick list of body types. Myself, I'm just happy if they turn up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you honestly not see that you objectify women when you think of them in those terms?"

That's okay I don't mind doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

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wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

Thanks

Seen a few midgets , but none of the others .

If anyone should happen to come across pregnant or lactating twins , could they let us know please - can't find any on here

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

That's okay I don't mind doing it "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Now where's that pad I write me shopping list on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can help with the body builder if you can find me a billionaire nonogenarian with no brain cells and a fucking short life span ...... who is looking for a fat grey haired woman with a desire to be a widow and a penchant for smothering.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how you get on

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

'Things'????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

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wtf

What's so wtf about it?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how? "

By being controversial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

By being controversial.

Hmm nope still don't get it. It's not controversial is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only five feet four, if I could just detach my feet id qualify as a dwarf, who knew!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Im only five feet four, if I could just detach my feet id qualify as a dwarf, who knew!

Or cut your head off and hold it under your arm. That would work

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how? "

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin

".......and WOMEN don't objectify MEN?? Lol

Of course we do, but we don't have a tick list of body types. Myself, I'm just happy if they turn up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally."

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol? "

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im only five feet four, if I could just detach my feet id qualify as a dwarf, who knew!

Or cut your head off and hold it under your arm. That would work

That's a whole other fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, at least he's honest, upfront and knows what he wants. People are here for different reasons and for many I'm sure it's to tick off a list of some sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some ladies enjoy objectification.......

I is one of those ladies.

Although don't see myself as 'dwarf-light' and qualify in no other category, therefore, I'm out.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Meh, at least he's honest, upfront and knows what he wants. People are here for different reasons and for many I'm sure it's to tick off a list of some sort. "

Most have the sense not to explicitly publish it.

From a statistics point of view alone it doesn't make sense to turn a rare desire into an even rarer desire.

I'm fairly confident, for example, that there are fewer women who are 6ft+ AND into being objectified than there are women who are 6ft+.

There's being honest and there's knowing when to keep quiet in order to raise one's chances of getting what's desired.

That's how I see it, anyway.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some ladies enjoy objectification.......

I is one of those ladies.

Although don't see myself as 'dwarf-light' and qualify in no other category, therefore, I'm out."

Stilts? Lots of cake? Liposuction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ladies enjoy objectification.......

I is one of those ladies.

Although don't see myself as 'dwarf-light' and qualify in no other category, therefore, I'm out.

Stilts? Lots of cake? Liposuction?

Stilts, nah, I have all the balance and poise of a newborn giraffe.

Liposuction, nothing on earth would make me do surgery for vanity, my fat is here to stay.

Cake please!

Chocolate gateaux deep fried perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they look a bit specialised lol There must be a website for each catagory of woman in your wish list e.g. midgetwomenunder5foot.com or allbones.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heee heee heeee

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some ladies enjoy objectification.......

I is one of those ladies.

Although don't see myself as 'dwarf-light' and qualify in no other category, therefore, I'm out.

Stilts? Lots of cake? Liposuction?

Stilts, nah, I have all the balance and poise of a newborn giraffe.

Liposuction, nothing on earth would make me do surgery for vanity, my fat is here to stay.

Cake please!

Chocolate gateaux deep fried perhaps"

To get to a size 30, you're going to need a lot of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ladies enjoy objectification.......

I is one of those ladies.

Although don't see myself as 'dwarf-light' and qualify in no other category, therefore, I'm out.

Stilts? Lots of cake? Liposuction?

Stilts, nah, I have all the balance and poise of a newborn giraffe.

Liposuction, nothing on earth would make me do surgery for vanity, my fat is here to stay.

Cake please!

Chocolate gateaux deep fried perhaps

To get to a size 30, you're going to need a lot of cake.

Hit me with it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs liddy is 6ft and she has a friend who is 4ft 10, if I can just get her to join us I could tick 2 off that list lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can help with the body builder if you can find me a billionaire nonogenarian with no brain cells and a fucking short life span ...... who is looking for a fat grey haired woman with a desire to be a widow and a penchant for smothering....."

bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being under 5ft doesn't make a person a dwarf.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Aha ha ha aha ha!

I'm a pillow making magnate; I'll put some samples in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being under 5ft doesn't make a person a dwarf."

He wants a midget (or little person) not a dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've seen so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs liddy is 6ft and she has a friend who is 4ft 10, if I can just get her to join us I could tick 2 off that list lol, "

Frickin awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them."

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

".......and WOMEN don't objectify MEN?? Lol

Of course we do, but we don't have a tick list of body types. Myself, I'm just happy if they turn up!

I have a tick list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being under 5ft doesn't make a person a dwarf.

He wants a midget (or little person) not a dwarf."

I am also not a midget or a little person, just vertically challenged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked it up and under 5ft is classed as a midget it seems I never knew that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermaphrodite

^that's just weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hermaphrodite

^that's just weird.

Nah its hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".......and WOMEN don't objectify MEN?? Lol

Of course we do, but we don't have a tick list of body types. Myself, I'm just happy if they turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a midget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermaphrodite

^that's just weird.

Nah its hot "

you could class yourself as bi then after experiencing one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And fat"

You are not midget (5'1) or fat (size 18)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermaphrodite

^that's just weird.

Nah its hot "

I know the definition of said preference but do you?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

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You're not fussy then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hermaphrodite

^that's just weird.

Nah its hot

you could class yourself as bi then after experiencing one of them"

You could do if you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And fat

You are not midget (5'1) or fat (size 18) "

Sorry serendipity nice try. But im going on a deep fried chocolate cake diet to try to get to to size 30 of you want to join me?? Solidarity serendipity, just had to say that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And fat

You are not midget (5'1) or fat (size 18)

Sorry serendipity nice try. But im going on a deep fried chocolate cake diet to try to get to to size 30 of you want to join me?? Solidarity serendipity, just had to say that.

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are a few things I would like to try before I die. Has anyone seen any of the following on fab . . . .

Body building woman

Extra tall woman 6ft plus

Midget under 5ft

Hermaphrodite

Ssbbw size 30 plus

Size 0 chick

Can't seem to find anywhere

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You're not fussy then?

I like to think of it more as I don't discriminate

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Two bi ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think of it more as I don't discriminate "

lololol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest. "

pmsl

Why would how *you* feel about it matter?

You want to meet women, or so you say. How *they* feel about what you say is likely to have more of an effect on your success.

This thread is just too funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And fat

You are not midget (5'1) or fat (size 18)

Sorry serendipity nice try. But im going on a deep fried chocolate cake diet to try to get to to size 30 of you want to join me?? Solidarity serendipity, just had to say that.

I've got some nice pie in the oven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest.

pmsl

Why would how *you* feel about it matter?

You want to meet women, or so you say. How *they* feel about what you say is likely to have more of an effect on your success.

This thread is just too funny!

Well if it rules out checks like you, I think thread has been a success lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest.

pmsl

Why would how *you* feel about it matter?

You want to meet women, or so you say. How *they* feel about what you say is likely to have more of an effect on your success.

This thread is just too funny!

Well if it rules out checks like you, I think thread has been a success lol "

*chicks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest.

pmsl

Why would how *you* feel about it matter?

You want to meet women, or so you say. How *they* feel about what you say is likely to have more of an effect on your success.

This thread is just too funny!

Well if it rules out checks like you, I think thread has been a success lol "

Oh I think it's been a *great* success in deterring women

You never had to "rule me out" though because you don't fit my profile preferences. So the thread can't take credit there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No such thing as bad publicity hey Ash?

Don't get it. Bad publicity how?

I don't believe you. You have to be doing it intentionally.

Lol its all over my profile. I been on here just over a year and has always been on there. I like to try different things. What's wrong with that lol?

If you've genuinely missed the points already made on this thread, and I don't believe for a second that you have, then there's no point to me repeating them.

You referring to the whole objectifying women thing? I'm not fussed about that to be honest.

pmsl

Why would how *you* feel about it matter?

You want to meet women, or so you say. How *they* feel about what you say is likely to have more of an effect on your success.

This thread is just too funny!

Well if it rules out checks like you, I think thread has been a success lol

Oh I think it's been a *great* success in deterring women

You never had to "rule me out" though because you don't fit my profile preferences. So the thread can't take credit there."

Well if it puts them off, then it puts them off. Shall I stay quiet and sit on the fence in order to not put anyone off? It doesn't bother me

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