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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?"

Not yet , but tonight's the night for something new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha but naked in a car wash is a strangely attractive idea

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?"

Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, love it!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Shagging the entire cast of a Snow White pantomime (yes, including the dwarfs) in front of the cast of Coronation Street, while eating Swiss Cheese? I'm sure someone will have tried that at least once.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?

Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean. "

Are you too shy to say fanny ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?

Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean.

Are you too shy to say fanny ?"

No but it seems my tablet is too shy to say c unny (I had to follow it then).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?"

Bloody 'ell Granny, in my fantasy they're 40 horny sqaws dancing like Geronimo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder if anyone has swung from the chandeliers or jumped off the wardrobes? I have fitted wardrobes and no chandeliers to experiment with!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jack .... you know what this means ......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

goals ???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"goals ???"

Any hole's a...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wouldn't your cheeks puff up and give you away ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?"

Oh Granny... Per-lease... I did that one Years ago...!!!

Trouble is:

1) I'm banned from my local petrol station...

2) The brushes turned me fanwah inside out and now I stand up to pee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

"

weirdo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You showed me how to do it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

"

That made me laugh.

Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

"

I read it as goats

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

That made me laugh.

Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?"

It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

That made me laugh.

Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?

It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is "

Oops. She said holes plural. Figured she also meant her bumhole.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.

That made me laugh.

Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?

It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is

Oops. She said holes plural. Figured she also meant her bumhole. "

Yes, I'm going for a bubble butt look (now that I know what one is). It's tricky finding the last big stone to act as a stopper and people are beginning to look at me funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack .... you know what this means ...... "

Yes Gran, I want to Poke your ontus

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Ash has got an interesting bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???

1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.

2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !

Which answer do they hope for ?

Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!

Mine.

Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..

Anyone else tried this ?"

Yeah, regular Saturday night for my missus.

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