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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone else had an almost overwhelming urge to do something funny, but daft?

I've just been out to walk my bosses mum's dog, complicated, but true and was walking up the street with a bag of poo - the dogs, not mine. I espied a chap sitting in a small van, with the window down.

I had this urge to casually, almost nonchalantly and without breaking stride, to reach in with the bag, drop it in his lap and carry on walking, leaving him to do a .

I didn't as he looked as hard as nails and may not have seen the mirth in it, but it was close.

Anyone else had one of these urges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have the urge

I did go into pound land and ask the young lady at the checkout how much something was. She told me a pound.

So I put it back and got something else as it wAs to expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like walking into a cafe that has a massive Breakfast Served All Day sign outside and saying "what time do you stop serving breakfast"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Always have the urge

I did go into pound land and ask the young lady at the checkout how much something was. She told me a pound.

So I put it back and got something else as it wAs to expensive "

Hahagahaha!!! I love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have the urge

I did go into pound land and ask the young lady at the checkout how much something was. She told me a pound.

So I put it back and got something else as it wAs to expensive

Hahagahaha!!! I love this! "

Did consider going to the 99 p shop instead

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I often fight an almost overwhelming urge to tickle people to see if they're ticklish. Especially if I see a bellybutton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually see cars with keys in the igniton. Just have the urge to drive off...

...if i didn't have work. I would have lol.

I wouldn't have really. I usually just park people's car for them. It annoys me how long it takes to park in a place where you can fit a plane in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have the urge

I did go into pound land and ask the young lady at the checkout how much something was. She told me a pound.

So I put it back and got something else as it wAs to expensive

Hahagahaha!!! I love this!

Did consider going to the 99 p shop instead"

You should've asked when their sale was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else had an almost overwhelming urge to do something funny, but daft?

I've just been out to walk my bosses mum's dog, complicated, but true and was walking up the street with a bag of poo - the dogs, not mine. I espied a chap sitting in a small van, with the window down.

I had this urge to casually, almost nonchalantly and without breaking stride, to reach in with the bag, drop it in his lap and carry on walking, leaving him to do a .

I didn't as he looked as hard as nails and may not have seen the mirth in it, but it was close.

Anyone else had one of these urges?

"

By your usual standards that would have been quite tame!!

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By *aulknerMan
over a year ago

South shields

Ever had one of those eye tests where the optician gets in really close with a handheld lens gizmo. So close you can hear their breathing?

Last time was an attractive middle aged lady and I swear, it was all I could do to stop myself from kissing her!

It was totally like that 'going-in-for-a-kiss' motion people do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long time ago when in school ... I had an overwhelming urge to light the gas tap instead of the bunsen burner ... ooooooops yeah I did it!!!! .......... and then realised how stupid it was but managed to turn it off .... I think I have always had this very dangerous streak in me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long time ago when in school ... I had an overwhelming urge to light the gas tap instead of the bunsen burner ... ooooooops yeah I did it!!!! .......... and then realised how stupid it was but managed to turn it off .... I think I have always had this very dangerous streak in me "

Hahaha. In my science classes i used to just leave the gas taps on. Every single one. I made sure no one said a word about who did it

...let's just say. I didn't see much of my break times lol the teachers could see from outside haha. I was so daft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else had an almost overwhelming urge to do something funny, but daft?

I've just been out to walk my bosses mum's dog, complicated, but true and was walking up the street with a bag of poo - the dogs, not mine. I espied a chap sitting in a small van, with the window down.

I had this urge to casually, almost nonchalantly and without breaking stride, to reach in with the bag, drop it in his lap and carry on walking, leaving him to do a .

I didn't as he looked as hard as nails and may not have seen the mirth in it, but it was close.

Anyone else had one of these urges?

"

No, never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else had an almost overwhelming urge to do something funny, but daft?

I've just been out to walk my bosses mum's dog, complicated, but true and was walking up the street with a bag of poo - the dogs, not mine. I espied a chap sitting in a small van, with the window down.

I had this urge to casually, almost nonchalantly and without breaking stride, to reach in with the bag, drop it in his lap and carry on walking, leaving him to do a .

I didn't as he looked as hard as nails and may not have seen the mirth in it, but it was close.

Anyone else had one of these urges?

"

Love it I would have paid to watch that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When getting rid of my toys.....i had the urge to plant them in the front garden of the snooty neighbours by me....I wanted to see her face when she came out to the borders

All these plastic cocks growing out of her lawn....lmao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When getting rid of my toys.....i had the urge to plant them in the front garden of the snooty neighbours by me....I wanted to see her face when she came out to the borders

All these plastic cocks growing out of her lawn....lmao.... "

Brilliant! You should've done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When getting rid of my toys.....i had the urge to plant them in the front garden of the snooty neighbours by me....I wanted to see her face when she came out to the borders

All these plastic cocks growing out of her lawn....lmao....

Brilliant! You should've done. "

I put them in her bin instead as i know they always open and check them before emptying them she,s the talk of the bin depot now i bet....mrs butter wouldnt melt. hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversation I had with a mate the other day:

Me: I had the urge then to punch you.

Her: Erm, why?

Me: Oh, not hard, just like *3 tiny bumps on her arm with my fist*

Her: Haha, ok!

I'm so glad she's as strange as me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have acted on my urges

I once lived in a dead end road 2 doors from the end, the last house had the turn round outside theirs.

they were very stuck up and nosey, I got fed up of him always peeking out from behind the kitchen nets each time we turned round.

One sunny summer's day with hubby driving we pulled up facing their place ready to reverse and yep the curtains came back so I just lifted my t-shirt up to my chin and shook my braless tits at him..

Never seen him look so scared lol he shot back from the window like a scaldad cat, it was weeks before he could look at me when he came to buy his Sunday paper and I never cought him twitching again

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