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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????"
sexing ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????"

They are trying to tell you something about your technique?.....

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"

They are trying to tell you something about your technique?

"

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????sexing ? "

I was too gobsmacked to notice the sexing bit but pmsl now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Perhaps they were passing an opinion?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you got the right hole???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure you got the right hole??? "

coffee on screen moment thanks wishy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????"
there wasnt a man with a lynx can about was there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeewwwwwww yuk !!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Now threads like this are what make Fab so much fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

maybe I was going in too deep????

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"maybe I was going in too deep????"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"maybe I was going in too deep???? "

Is this the bit where you tell us all what an enormous cock you have?

Or am I just being cynical again?

Slap my wrist

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

well

sex n shit

Errol at Chams would say thats his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe I was going in too deep???? "

more than 4 inches ?????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????there wasnt a man with a lynx can about was there?"

i think you WANT him to come back

its like beetlejuice you know, mention him enough times and POOF he is back begging people to watch him

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being serious unlike the rest aparently it can happen when a woman has an really intence orgasm i have heard this before but not sexing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh yes cause i was about to stick it in the arse and i looked down and thought omg!! the first time i smelt the shit - literally, the 2nd time the husband was embarassed and got out the baby wipes, i went to the bathroon, thank god for condoms!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"maybe I was going in too deep???? "

I have a feeling there's more to this story to come!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"maybe I was going in too deep????

Is this the bit where you tell us all what an enormous cock you have?

Or am I just being cynical again?

Slap my wrist"

you???? never!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps they were passing an opinion?

;-)"

gone with the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure you got the right hole???

coffee on screen moment thanks wishy "

There could be another explanation but it's a bit yuk so if you've just had something to eat you may want to click the 'back' button...

He could be sexing corpses, the body does funny things as its stiffening up doesn't it. And you know how morticians have to plug every hole cos of seepage.

Well, it's a thought!! He could be! Possibly.... maybe.... ok, I have a sick mind, I'm in therapy on Thursday, or is that the dentist????

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"maybe I was going in too deep???? "

no such thing as TOOO DEEP

unless your dick is rubbing her tonsils

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????there wasnt a man with a lynx can about was there?

i think you WANT him to come back

its like beetlejuice you know, mention him enough times and POOF he is back begging people to watch him "

well hes entertaining if nowt else, no lynx cans allowed in this house though ANYMORE

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I reckon he was actually sticking it in the arse of the husband by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


", I have a sick mind, I'm in therapy on Thursday, or is that the dentist???? "

colonic irrigation therapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious unlike the rest aparently it can happen when a woman has an really intence orgasm i have heard this before but not sexing lol"

Only ever had it happened to me once before and it wasn't cos she had an orgasm, it was cos she had piles and I think I hit one of em with my abdomen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


", I have a sick mind, I'm in therapy on Thursday, or is that the dentist????

colonic irrigation therapy? "

was meant to post a smiley pmsl

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"I reckon he was actually sticking it in the arse of the husband by mistake?"

that sounds a difficult mistake to make

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london


"

He could be sexing corpses, the body does funny things as its stiffening up doesn't it. And you know how morticians have to plug every hole cos of seepage.

Well, it's a thought!! He could be! Possibly.... maybe.... ok, I have a sick mind, I'm in therapy on Thursday, or is that the dentist???? "

Reminds me of my favourite chat up line..holds handkerchief up to lady,"Say does this smell like Rohypnol to you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious unlike the rest aparently it can happen when a woman has an really intence orgasm i have heard this before but not sexing lol

Only ever had it happened to me once before and it wasn't cos she had an orgasm, it was cos she had piles and I think I hit one of em with my abdomen! "

omg... my visualisation techniques need improving...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I reckon he was actually sticking it in the arse of the husband by mistake?

that sounds a difficult mistake to make "

Only if you pretend to be surprised as you do it....oooooops

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I reckon he was actually sticking it in the arse of the husband by mistake?

that sounds a difficult mistake to make "

2 bums in the air

candlelight

copious ammounts of wine

easy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes you have a sick mind lol, they were both alive and movin, and no to the other thread, my cock isnt big, its average

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I reckon he was actually sticking it in the arse of the husband by mistake?

that sounds a difficult mistake to make

2 bums in the air

candlelight

copious ammounts of wine

easy! "

Yeah any stud could make that mistake......he's only feckin human

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

As they say in the papers..."This shit story..it's going to run and run"

I'll fetch me coat..no, ok I'll take yours it'll save time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon he was swonging instead of swinging .......

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"yes you have a sick mind lol, they were both alive and movin, and no to the other thread, my cock isnt big, its average"

Well as your profile is hidden no one will know

The thread though has made me smile though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thank you OP, made me laugh, tears streaming down my face here

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

He is good....but he ain't no Lynx Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is where "douching"

Comes into its own

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Thank you OP, made me laugh, tears streaming down my face here "

YOU N ME BOTH

Its a hysterical rectomy

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Never ever tell someone you are shit hot in bed in case they reply "well you are half right..."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thank you OP, made me laugh, tears streaming down my face here

YOU N ME BOTH

Its a hysterical rectomy "

Dont!!! LMFAO, i got a pain now....silly bugger...ooooooooh pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have visions of the OP getting ready to go on a meet... wash, shave, shower, sh... nah, later.... gets dressed, wallet, keys, roll of Andrex Industrial Strength, noseplugs, gas mask.

Swinging isn't what you thought it'd be, is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the profile is hidden because im now in a couple situation so not looking for any more female friends for the time being..but thanks people for your not so great help! lol - women, just cant trust em, any chance they get they want to shit on a fella!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

need a mod to close this thread as sides are splitting here too ... dunno how much more we can take lol

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

In complete seriousness. Hopefully the poor ladies concerned don't get to read this thread. They'd be mortified.

Just clean up your act or else you will get wiped out.

Oh sorry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the profile is hidden because im now in a couple situation so not looking for any more female friends for the time being..but thanks people for your not so great help! lol - women, just cant trust em, any chance they get they want to shit on a fella!!"

You be careful, it's dangerous out there fella!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

wheres the andrex puppy when ya need him

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

PATIENT.....Doctor, doctor, every time I is sexing womens they is shittings...

DOCTOR.....I suggest you take the scary mask off first

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I now have visions of the OP getting ready to go on a meet... wash, shave, shower, sh... nah, later.... gets dressed, wallet, keys, roll of Andrex Industrial Strength, noseplugs, gas mask.

Swinging isn't what you thought it'd be, is it? "

hey some folk pay for that you know

and expect to not pay for the "extra's"

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london


"PATIENT.....Doctor, doctor, every time I is sexing womens they is shittings...

DOCTOR.....I suggest you take the scary mask off first"

Fuck!!!!!!!! need a new keyboard now, tea all over the place.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PATIENT.....Doctor, doctor, every time I is sexing womens they is shittings...

DOCTOR.....I suggest you take the scary mask off first"

funny .......im really laughing so out loud my neighbours can hear me`!!!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"PATIENT.....Doctor, doctor, every time I is sexing womens they is shittings...

DOCTOR.....I suggest you take the scary mask off first

Fuck!!!!!!!! need a new keyboard now, tea all over the place....."

... Is making every effort to keep all bevearges away from the keyborad when perusing this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may sound stupid but may I ask where you met these ladies?

It wouldn't have been at the Thursday night clinic for the incontinent, would it?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"This may sound stupid but may I ask where you met these ladies?

It wouldn't have been at the Thursday night clinic for the incontinent, would it?"

thought that was on Mondays?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

These women he is meeting are ugly, but he doesn't give a shit......

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

to be fair we dont know the ladies ages

maybe it was the derby n joan night at age concern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!"

just invest in a cpl of BUTT plugs sunshine

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

All they wanted was a little bit of pampering...

You see what I did there? Pampers are, oh never mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

both women are from this site! maybe they have weak muscle control??? maybe too much anal in the younger days

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!"

I thought you just said you had stopped meeting females now anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!"

My auntie is 73 and a swinger and she never done that! Don't think it has to do with age - you must have been so terrific that they just lost themselves in their orgasms.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

[Removed by poster at 27/04/10 23:56:02]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they was part of a cpl

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"giving senakots instead of a glass of wine is never wise no matter how much money you save"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!

I thought you just said you had stopped meeting females now anyway? "

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!

My auntie is 73 and a swinger and she never done that! Don't think it has to do with age - you must have been so terrific that they just lost themselves in their orgasms.

"

Well he is a bit of a stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"both women are from this site! maybe they have weak muscle control??? maybe too much anal in the younger days"

i hope u left them a sympaehetic verification ......."would have been a fantastic meet if the lady of the house hadnt shit herself while i was sexing her"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i wish i never asked now! so how do u close/delete a forum?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

maybe the OP needs to take plastic bed linen on future meets in case of future reoccurances?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well im pissing myself here, and you havent laid a finger on me...god youre good!!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!

I thought you just said you had stopped meeting females now anyway?

"

Using my cat's eyes tonight to spot the deliberate mistakes

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

A copy of his verification for one of the ladies....

"I would have given her a 9 but am marking her down to a 7 because she shit all down my leg"

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london


"both women are from this site! maybe they have weak muscle control??? maybe too much anal in the younger days"

OK it's stopped being funny now. You aren't being terribly discreet OP. Perhaps you need to consider your technique but more importantly your sense of invasion of people's privacy.

We may be making fun but there is a serious issue here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wish i never asked now! so how do u close/delete a forum?"

Seriously?

Dont take it personal - I am sure none of the above was intended to be malicious, just a bit of clean fun.

xx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"i wish i never asked now! so how do u close/delete a forum?"

You don't have that option - and tbh you can't deprive us of all these giggles

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"i wish i never asked now! so how do u close/delete a forum?

Seriously?

Dont take it personal - I am sure none of the above was intended to be malicious, just a bit of clean fun.

xx"

There is nothing clean about shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well im pissing myself here, and you havent laid a finger on me...god youre good!!! "

me too cheered me up after a very long day at work ....im going to sleep smiling !!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I think if he makes grown women shit themselves

he should see a scientist

Maybe we have found a new biological weapon to use against the terrorists

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i wish i never asked now! so how do u close/delete a forum?"

Take no notice of the meanies lol there just teasing you

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


" just a bit of clean fun.

"

oh... someones changed the sheets already then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they was both over 45, is that something old women do, if so i will stop and find younger women to play with!

My auntie is 73 and a swinger and she never done that! Don't think it has to do with age - you must have been so terrific that they just lost themselves in their orgasms.

"

Would your anutie tell you if she had.

"Here's yas birthday card sweetie and by the way, I crapped down this fellas leg last night as he was sexing me. Enjoy your day." hehehe

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I think if he makes grown women shit themselves

he should see a scientist

Maybe we have found a new biological weapon to use against the terrorists"

Sounds like that film about men who kill goats by mind control.

sorry i must be a little warped but i just love this thread its Hilarious

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Remember the thread about Movie Quotes I posted Full Metal Jacket? It had the bit about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse and formed a brown stain on the mattress..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if he makes grown women shit themselves

he should see a scientist

Maybe we have found a new biological weapon to use against the terrorists

Sounds like that film about men who kill goats by mind control.

sorry i must be a little warped but i just love this thread its Hilarious "

got to be the best thread weve ever had!! tears streaming down my cheeks...send in a search party for the wrist watch !! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember the thread about Movie Quotes I posted Full Metal Jacket? It had the bit about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse and formed a brown stain on the mattress.."

Didn't you just say it wasn't funny anymore??

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Remember the thread about Movie Quotes I posted Full Metal Jacket? It had the bit about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse and formed a brown stain on the mattress.."

Fekin ell i spilt mi coffee reading that! Got to stop laughing here before i do my self a mischief

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

can hardly see the screen to read the postings now as the fits of laughter are getting worse

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Remember the thread about Movie Quotes I posted Full Metal Jacket? It had the bit about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse and formed a brown stain on the mattress..

Fekin ell i spilt mi coffee reading that! Got to stop laughing here before i do my self a mischief "

OR

He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it was the misses hand, my hands are too big for that! i've had more than a few partners as has us all in here,but this has happened twice on recent occassions with 2 older women so thought you clever people in here might of had some decent to offer. oh well glad I amused you all.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Remember the thread about Movie Quotes I posted Full Metal Jacket? It had the bit about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse and formed a brown stain on the mattress..

Didn't you just say it wasn't funny anymore?? "

There are a few contradictory posts on here now - but it is still one of the funniest ones in a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a guy crap on our couch during a meet. Siren says cleaning the covers was possibly the worst thing she's ever had to do.

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london


"Didn't you just say it wasn't funny anymore?? "

The responses are funny, but really do mean the OP should stop digging himself in even deeper.

Semper in excretum sole quantum variat* as CLL puts it.

*Trans: Always in the shit, only the depth varies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a solution to the OPs dilemma, put a cork in her ass before you start, as insurance like. I'm not sure how you'll broach the subject but you could offer a prayer that she's a kinky fucker possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....but remember... when you extract yourself from her... move fucking quickly or you may get shot.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Got it.......the woman in question was deaf and dumb, her shitting herself was just sign language for "you were a crap shag mate"

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"There is a solution to the OPs dilemma, put a cork in her ass before you start, as insurance like. I'm not sure how you'll broach the subject but you could offer a prayer that she's a kinky fucker possibly."

I suggested he invest in some BUTT plugs

Maybe he needs superglue instead just to be sure one doesn't go off accidentally

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Got it.......the woman in question was deaf and dumb, her shitting herself was just sign language for "you were a crap shag mate""

haha

some men never listen no matter what language a women uses

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There is a solution to the OPs dilemma, put a cork in her ass before you start, as insurance like. I'm not sure how you'll broach the subject but you could offer a prayer that she's a kinky fucker possibly.

I suggested he invest in some BUTT plugs

Maybe he needs superglue instead just to be sure one doesn't go off accidentally"

oooooooooooooh could take an eye out

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

YAY Wishy you got the tun posting.

Tell you what tho...If that cork holds it may cause the pressure to blow the wax out of her ears..and stop her being deaf and dumb.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"....but remember... when you extract yourself from her... move fucking quickly or you may get shot."

would be more volatile that a bottle of bubbly on NYE

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"There is a solution to the OPs dilemma, put a cork in her ass before you start, as insurance like. I'm not sure how you'll broach the subject but you could offer a prayer that she's a kinky fucker possibly.

I suggested he invest in some BUTT plugs

Maybe he needs superglue instead just to be sure one doesn't go off accidentallyoooooooooooooh could take an eye out"

your right

not a good idea

health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....but remember... when you extract yourself from her... move fucking quickly or you may get shot.

would be more volatile that a bottle of bubbly on NYE"

Was her nickname Champarse by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww come on lets face it we all know someone who has had a woman shit on them but to be fair it is normally during the divorce proceedings lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I think he was fucking his blow up doll again

and used toooo much Chocolate again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on lets face it we all know someone who has had a woman shit on them but to be fair it is normally during the divorce proceedings lol "

That reminds me of the immortal line from Shawshank... "What you in for?", "Lawyer fucked me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on lets face it we all know someone who has had a woman shit on them but to be fair it is normally during the divorce proceedings lol

That reminds me of the immortal line from Shawshank... "What you in for?", "Lawyer fucked me!" "

Is one of the best films ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww come on lets face it we all know someone who has had a woman shit on them but to be fair it is normally during the divorce proceedings lol

That reminds me of the immortal line from Shawshank... "What you in for?", "Lawyer fucked me!"

Is one of the best films ever "

Yup. One of my faves too.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"doubt we'll be going there again, if you can put your hand up a woman wrist deep, in my books you aint someone I wanna see again!"

No, its when you can get both hands up there...............

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.... and clap, that you realise she is a bit slack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as the saying goes "i smell shiteeeeeeee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexing them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken me 10 mins to read this full thread, but by feck, I dont think Stu could of written more giggles than this. Thats just made my day, thanks you fab lot... Im gonna go and have sexing with my fb, lmao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fully thought out thread put up! NOT! Maybe its more fiction than fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it hurt gettin your sense of humour removed??

fact or fiction, i found it funny and some of the replies totally hilarious!

luckily its never happened to me and presents a good case for goin to toilet before the fun!!

either that or its natures way of sayin you are...........xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise how "childish" i was until I read this thread - some of you really should give up your day jobs and go on the stage...hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how "childish" i was until I read this thread - some of you really should give up your day jobs and go on the stage...hilarious!!

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Well after reading it i am not sure if the serious and semi serious ones are in essence funnier than the micky takers. I would be fascinated to hear what the defecating women think of his concerns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite sure how to put this politely, but during sex with 2 different women (at different times), they have both shitted themselves while I was sexing them, and neither of them had any idea that they had done it!! Getting abit of a complex now. Any ideas why they do this people????there wasnt a man with a lynx can about was there?"

pmsl....tea nearly went everywhere then

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I didn't realise how "childish" i was until I read this thread - some of you really should give up your day jobs and go on the stage...hilarious!!

Well after reading it i am not sure if the serious and semi serious ones are in essence funnier than the micky takers. I would be fascinated to hear what the defecating women think of his concerns! "

They wouldn't give a shit!....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Just a reminder, don't be tempted to attack a poster if you don't get on with them.....even if you do dress it up as a joke.

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

This faecal incontinence could be caused by a rectocele.

A rectocele is a bulge of the front wall of the rectum into the vagina. The rectal wall may become thin and weak and balloons into the vagina on straining (shown on the left), or simply when walking about.

The anatomical defect (the large bulge to the right hand side) is seen vividly in this defecating proctogram.

Other structures that may commonly push into the vagina include the bladder (a cystocele) and or the small intestines (an enterocele) as shown.

Whilst a rectocele may occur in isolation, in many instances a rectocele may be part of a more generalised weakness of pelvic support and may exist along with a rectal prolapse, vaginal/uterine prolapse, cystocele, enterocele and faecal or urinary incontinence. rectal prolapses are not always visable ie they are occult and are only seen on a defecating proctogram, or when the patient is anaesthetised (shown here). Many patients, GPs, gynaecologists and surgeons will attribute the problem to haemorrhoids.

Many will present, not with the rectocele itself but with a mucosal prolpase. GPs, gynaecologists and surgeons will attribute the problem to haemorrhoids.

What causes a rectocele?

The underlying cause is weakening or disatachment of the pelvic support structures, inparticular the sacrouterine and cardinal ligaments and a thinning of the rectovaginal septum. Certain factors increase the risks of women developing a rectocele. These include; birth trauma (multiple, difficult, prolonged deliveries, forceps, perineal tears), chronic constipation or following a hysterectomy. In our experience, vaginal hysterectomies are the worst! Rectoceles are more common with increasing age.

What are the symptoms?

Whilst many women have rectoceles, only a small percentage will have symptoms. Symptoms may be primarily rectal or vaginal. Vaginal symptoms include bulging, the sensation of a mass in the vagina, pain with intercourse, prolapse. Rectal symptoms include difficult evacuation; some women find that pressing against the lower back wall of the vaginal or along the rim of the vagina helps empty the rectum. At times, there will be a rapid return of the urge to have a bowel movement after leaving the toilet.

Hope that helps the OP and the ladies need to get themselves checked out methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe I was going in too deep????

I have a feeling there's more to this story to come! "

More shit or more story

We knew of a woman from another site, she was absoulutely huge and she was taking some kind of fat reduction pills, and apparantly she shit herself at a club, and into the bargain she proudly told us about it ffs

Looking again for that green pukey icon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrgghh yuck lol!!! im on them, orlistat you eat a certain amount of fat and it leaves the body at 100 mph!! no warning no nothing and its not shite its a bright orange oily minging stuff!!! leaves a mark round the toilet that only domestos and toilet brush can shift!!

it only happens if you eat excess fat so if you eat ok on them you fine if not....well its a lot of ruined clothing and baby wipes in the freezer for your bum.....xx

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend


"arrgghh yuck lol!!! im on them, orlistat you eat a certain amount of fat and it leaves the body at 100 mph!! no warning no nothing and its not shite its a bright orange oily minging stuff!!! leaves a mark round the toilet that only domestos and toilet brush can shift!!

it only happens if you eat excess fat so if you eat ok on them you fine if not....well its a lot of ruined clothing and baby wipes in the freezer for your bum.....xx "

ouchy I have Crohn's disease and that's bad enough without throwing orlistat down my neck lol

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