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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So i was stuck in traffic before work this morning and it turns out some guy had had his dick cut off and dumped on the motorway!

Police had closed the road to search for his penis!

I feel sorry for his girlfriend when he gets home shes gonna get a right bollocking!

Jokes aside this actually happened.... Crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the news inform you as to why he had his manhood cut off?

Maybe his girlfriend did it... perhaps she came across his profile on here!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have arrested a man in connection with this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did the news inform you as to why he had his manhood cut off?

Maybe his girlfriend did it... perhaps she came across his profile on here!"

Theyve arrested a 22 year old man and the area both of them are from im saying its drugs related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to find me travelling to the North East any time soon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have arrested a man in connection with this"

A Russian assassin call Ichop Acockoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have arrested a man in connection with this

A Russian assassin call Ichop Acockoff

Ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear she did it when he tried to dump her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear she did it when he tried to dump her

They have arrested a 22 yr old bloke though!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hear she did it when he tried to dump her

Haha just been joking with my mate about that!

Gonna wear my cricket box!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The man was found by police at half four in the morning ....

It will definitely be drug related and self inflicted or done by the 22 year old man he was with .....

No girlfriend involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont visit gloryholes in the north east!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they any descriptions of this cock they are looking for ? Like looking for a needle in a haystack pffft the roads are riddled with cocks

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

unbelievable..

yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

Poor man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So ive heard of a mates gf that the guy is a gypsy and slept with another gypsies wife!

Hes now in an induced coma due to blood loss and the pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spose the victim is white?

I mean, a black cock would've blocked both carriageways and been easier to find, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ive heard of a mates gf that the guy is a gypsy and slept with another gypsies wife!

Hes now in an induced coma due to blood loss and the pain!

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thats what's reported in the daily mail, I've just been reading it.

OUCH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spose the victim is white?

I mean, a black cock would've blocked both carriageways and been easier to find, right?

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You speak for yourself mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ive heard of a mates gf that the guy is a gypsy and slept with another gypsies wife!

Hes now in an induced coma due to blood loss and the pain!

That is some revenge attack! Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sick women out there.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Some sick women out there. "

sick women ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly extreme don't you think!! Have to say though, I do have images in my head of the police asking him how big it was and him saying "about 6 inches" and measuring an inch with his fingers!

Jokes aside though, sounds absolutely horrific and I really do hope the guy pulls through. Blood loss, shock and infection must be a worry as he was found on the side of a road and I doubt very much it was done with a sterile knife.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more I think about this the more distressing it is and im a woman

Its horrendous,I can't think of a worse thing for a man to go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about this the more distressing it is and im a woman

Its horrendous,I can't think of a worse thing for a man to go through"

Its the brutality that gets me to be honest. I mean I can understand why sometimes people get so angry as to cause physical pain to another person, but to actually remove someone's genitals is horrific, its barbaric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sick women out there.

sick women ??"

Well the dude had his cock cut off. Guessing it was a woman.

Recently heard about a woman who cut a dudes cock off and flushed it down the toilet this week.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

oh right ...well im guessing it wasnt a woman as police have arrested a man !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh right ...well im guessing it wasnt a woman as police have arrested a man !"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

poor man didn't deserve that!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Some sick women out there.

sick women ??

Well the dude had his cock cut off. Guessing it was a woman.

Recently heard about a woman who cut a dudes cock off and flushed it down the toilet this week."

Nah, most women like to emasculate men with cutting words instead of knives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wager that an old fashioned proverb won't apply in this case :

A stitch in time saves nine.

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Oh many men deserves it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could only happen in Middlesbrough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sick women out there.

sick women ??

Well the dude had his cock cut off. Guessing it was a woman.

Recently heard about a woman who cut a dudes cock off and flushed it down the toilet this week.

Nah, most women like to emasculate men with cutting words instead of knives.

And yet there's those that do cut cocks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many men would cheat if a Bobbitt was standard punishment... An eye for an eye.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bloke: "I've lost my penis!"

Officer: "Can you describe it for me?"

Too soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear she did it when he tried to dump her

They have arrested a 22 yr old bloke though!!"

He could have bern a part time TV lol.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Anyone in Boro ordering a parmo this weekend had best check to see if it is chicken and not cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is not the best of meets really is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I think about this the more distressing it is and im a woman

Its horrendous,I can't think of a worse thing for a man to go through

Well said I do d it very disturbing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone in Boro ordering a parmo this weekend had best check to see if it is chicken and not cock

Ewwwwwww!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes l heard think they have the top dictective on the case!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Did they find it and reattach it??

If not id rather die

He wud have testes and testosterone thus be horny but no cock to relieve it!!!

Thats hell

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Just been on the local news and the fella is in an induced coma, didn't say if they found his thingymyjig, poor fooooker

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

When I heard this - I wondered if she was giving him head and he drove over one of the many potholes in the road...

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Did they find it and reattach it??

If not id rather die

He wud have testes and testosterone thus be horny but no cock to relieve it!!!

Thats hell"

When my cock eventually stops working - I still have my tongue and fingers.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"I wonder how many men would cheat if a Bobbitt was standard punishment... An eye for an eye."

Women cheat too. What would your suggestion be for the equivalent punishment for a female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one page it says it was gypos that took it,they will literally take anything nowadays!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many men would cheat if a Bobbitt was standard punishment... An eye for an eye.

Women cheat too. What would your suggestion be for the equivalent punishment for a female?

I did wonder what he had done to his wife if that is what he did to the bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was the guy who went and dumped his girlfriend earlier the one who was asking for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have arrested a man in connection with this

A Russian assassin call Ichop Acockoff

Ha ha x"

That made me laugh, a lot

Lauz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many men would cheat if a Bobbitt was standard punishment... An eye for an eye.

Women cheat too. What would your suggestion be for the equivalent punishment for a female?

I wondered when that question would arise... a clit removal would equate to a cock removal... but she could still fuck.... ermmmm there is the barbaric FGM... a kind of permanent chastity belt.

Of course I am speaking tongue-in-cheek, after-all the death penalty doesn't deter murderers so why would this work?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I fancy a sausage am I wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sausage am I wrong lol"

I had sausages today.... don't worry they were frozen, and quorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it was the guy who went and dumped his girlfriend earlier the one who was asking for advice "

Haha no im fine an my penis is intact! I did fear i may have the same fate as this poor chap though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is the only reason why I send me cock pics to ladies . So if it happens to me they will have a little momento

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Was his willy found?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A German/Austrian gay guy chopped a "sexual partner" up and eat parts of him after advertising on the internet.

What is normal anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it was the guy who went and dumped his girlfriend earlier the one who was asking for advice

Haha no im fine an my penis is intact! I did fear i may have the same fate as this poor chap though! "

Ha ha ha phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a horrendous act and no matter his background/circumstances may have ruined his life. Just as I wouldn't laugh if a womans tits were hacked off I wouldn't laugh at a bloke getting his cock chopped off, whatever the reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a horrendous act and no matter his background/circumstances may have ruined his life. Just as I wouldn't laugh if a womans tits were hacked off I wouldn't laugh at a bloke getting his cock chopped off, whatever the reasons.

It beats being stoned to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sick women out there.

sick women ??"

Haha. Oooooo now you've done it. !!

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

"Was his willy found?"

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Was his willy found?

No"

Oh that's awful. I suppose some kind of reconstructive surgery can be done but oh how traumatic for the poor guy.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Weird how nasty

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Knew about this the other day, but. Like everyone else I hadn't thought about it again.

I bet the guy can think of nothing else.

Will he get phantom bonkers like other amputees?

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Seems the latest rumour up here is the fella was a gypsy and had been trying it on with another gypsys wife..... so the hubby took the hump and took out his garden shears!!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"... Its horrendous,I can't think of a worse thing for a man to go through... "

Getting married

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

A bit of extreme vasectomy

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