FabSwingers.com forum: Wouldn't piss on them if they were in fire

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a long conversation with my ex wife last night about the ankle biters and actually had a giggle don't get me wrong I still remember why we divorced but it is just easier when you still get on and can be civil.

so do you get on with your ex or as the title suggests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*on fire stooopid fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a ex, still married but last night I would have let him ffn burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a ex, still married but last night I would have let him ffn burn "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get on ok with mine. We never had any children so no need for constant contact. I get on great with his family though, his brothers still treat me exactly the same as when I was their sister in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been married but a few longterm relationships behind me. 2 I'm still close too and wish them the happiness they deserve. There is one that I wouldn't have anything to do with ever again and on the odd occasion I see her I don't even waste my time exchanging pleasantries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get on. I'm very forgiving

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Took a long time to get back on speaking terms, but all is well now, ex even gets on with my new partner, bugger that's scary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had a few long-term relationships but there's no animosity. Life's too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, unfortunately not.

No one is blameless in the break down in any relationship, but in order to stop me seeing my son, she moved house without telling me....Which is unforgivable........I don't so much mind for myself, I'm an adult and can deal with my emotions, but the boy has no idea what's going on.....not seen him in over 5 years now.....

I would piss on her if she was on fire, but only as I couldn't see the lad loose two parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i was friends with my ex all thru my divorce i was there when he fell out with girl he left me for ,but after i moved he no longer speaks to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Married ex just about get and thats for the girls otherwise I would let him burn big style

My ex as in partner (no children) I feel the same way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swings and roundabouts, she's only nice when she wants something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex is a prick"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has his life, I have mine..simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were friends, but then she got a new bf and he didn't like it so I got kicked to the kerb.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have no animosity with my ex, I am just happy that we are no longer married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would happily piss on my ex if she was on fire.

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with my ex 27years,split last march and lucky to say we get on fine,we have children so do see him alot,funny anough i just been on phone to him about me car repairs,he a good friend we can moan to eachother,no chance getting back together and i get on ok with his gf lol he knows what i get up to here as use to join me,but im not allowed to say to his gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my ex (although I don't much like mine) but I would happily watch MrWho's ex on fire, I might dribble a little bit of liquid on her, maybe petrol or something equally as flammable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no animosity with my ex, I am just happy that we are no longer married

Yep this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had an acrimonious split with a guy.

Still chat to a few exes from time to time.

Mrs D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On good terms with my ex. Friendly and cordial but nothing more. We chat on phone and meet for tea/coffee occasionally. Have two adult children, daughter and son. Son has and four boys and lives in America. Miss companionship but both of us accept we cannot get back what we once had. She is very vanilla, I am not. No wonder we parted company. Moving on now to new things, with new people.

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

My ex is a complete tosser n I disagree that no ones ever blameless in a breakup if your married to a shit for years then finally get the self respect to leave them then that's blameless but hey that's why I need fun on here missed out for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tolerate my ex haven't got a choice cos of the kids thank god we live nowhere near each other and only have to speak occasionally would I piss on him if he was on fire probably

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Mine isnt an ex but sometimes ...grr..especially this last incident with the roof and no insurance..

Has really pissed me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damned if I can actually remember any exes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd set fire to my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex remains my best friend. We're not divorced yet, doesn't seem important. We stick together and support each other over the kids and life's up and downs.

I love him as much as I did 20 years ago, but I'm no longer IN love with him...and I can't settle for anything other than the real deal. Sad, but that's just the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get on like an house on fire

BURN BITCH BURN !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no animosity with my ex, I am just happy that we are no longer married

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By *tuartb1970Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

My last ex was a complete psychotic bitch who made my life a complete hell

I wouldn't give her the time of day and if she was on fire it would be because I was playing with matches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex on I would still get on pretty well I think. Through all the shit we were together for a reason, it's just too difficult to remain in contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is a twat but we have 4 Daughters and are in contact quite often. If we hadn't had children yes things would be different

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My ex wife my sons mum I think its fair to say she werships the ground im going to but hey its only been 12yrs since we divorced an well I did have to cheek to come home early 1 night an catch her shagging lmao my doughters mum as mad as its sounds is probably 1 of my best friends we just clash like fuck when we where together but yes couldn't agree more its so much easyer if you can get alone

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

i do now ,but i use to hate the site of her

but the last four weeks iv helped her move in her new house and done all the decorating top to bottom,layed carpets ,tiles curtain rails up you name it i think iv done it even fitted an extractor fan thing for the cooker this morning even put spot lite up in back garden,that without me doing my own job,glad it all finish now

so am i a nice ex or what lol

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

I'm polite for the sake of my child.

She says...through gritted teeth

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

One would be getting wet - one would be getting crispy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate mine with a vengeance he never had any time for our son and that hurts my son as for pissing on him more likely to pour petrol over him

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Should of had her killed when it was offered but she is mother of my daughter

Have good days and bad with her with no reason for change her family still love me and get on fine with them

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Had a long conversation with my ex wife last night about the ankle biters and actually had a giggle don't get me wrong I still remember why we divorced but it is just easier when you still get on and can be civil.

so do you get on with your ex or as the title suggests"

I've written many a time about the excellent relationship I have with my ex-husband. We'd not missed the kids birthdays, open evening, graduation etc. I've even had his mum for Christmas.

Ten years of a great relationship ended when he heard I had a boyfriend. Apparently I'm one of those sad pathetic women who get desperate and pick up chancers to con me out of my money. He's bad mouthing me to the girls telling them they can kiss any inheritance goodbye.

He's now dead to me and I wouldn't waste my piss.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

One ex is still a good friend and so are his family.

The other is a total waste of space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems a 50/50 split between water and piss a sentence I never thought I'd type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no ill feelings towards any of my ex's and keep in touch with one or two as friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exwife did unmentionable things to my daughter who was 6 at the time. She will soon be 10, she has no intention seeing her.

Experts are trying to speak to my daughter but they just upset her.

My exwife is looking for a settlement payment, yet isn't on the mortgage.

Do I hate her yes, yes i do.

Piss no petrol yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok with my ex because of my little lad i wont see him go without shes always saying she got no money because her daugher always taken her money off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get on fantastically with my first wife with whom I had my kids and we are good friends

Wife 2 if I never saw her again it wouldn't be long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still shagging my ex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am the furthest away i can be from getting on with my ex.

he is a disgusting creature that doesnt deserve the oxygen he breathes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The past is the past with me.....I choose not to have any contact with exs when we break up..which works just fine for me..

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I get on fine with my ex,we have gone to two weddings,two Graduations,two Pass Outs and we always go together to see our Grandson,mind you im always glad to say goodbye and go home alone

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

My ex is the other side of the world , best place for her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am collecting wood as we speak lol

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"The past is the past with me.....I choose not to have any contact with exs when we break up..which works just fine for me..

You're lucky... I have no choice. Lol! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooooooooo noooooooooooo noooooooooo did I say noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so do you get on with your ex or as the title suggests"

One of my Exes yeah.

She's on my facebook, top girl to be fair I just screwed up.

My last ex, nope. We used to fight like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd take turns at running his ex over if there wasn't such a risk of our cars getting damaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullying prick!! So in guessing I wouldn't piss on him!

I'd certainly shit on him though wether he was on fire or not!! Tosser! No I'm not bitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was a lair, a cheat and a coward. I wouldn't piss on her if she was allergic to piss.....

...yet they are the ones that do us the most damage because they hurt us more than anyone else....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The past is the past with me.....I choose not to have any contact with exs when we break up..which works just fine for me..

You're lucky... I have no choice. Lol! x"

Lol it's when you have no kids with them and no ties...lol

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By *heekyladyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

My ex is a complete and utter arse...

Would I piss on him if he were on fire... You bet I would so long as my pee was petrol!!! Lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

No, but would gladly start the fire

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"The past is the past with me.....I choose not to have any contact with exs when we break up..which works just fine for me..

You're lucky... I have no choice. Lol! x

Lol it's when you have no kids with them and no ties...lol "

I'm looking forward to when I don't have any ties. Only another 6 years or so...and counting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those things you wouldnt wish on your worst enemy, well I wish them doubled on my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a cheat, gambler and liar. No way do i wana b friends wiv that loser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get on with him, I don't speak to him, which is how I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby is taking me for lunch this month to talk about the divorce so yep we get on great

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last ex I get on with, but the previous one I'd like to fuck up the arse. With a cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was the ex once , and have just seen mine after 10 year , i would light the match , then blow it out , shit happens

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