FabSwingers.com forum: How much money have you got ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.24p

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"£1.24p"

That's no a bag of chips is it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

The bank owns my ass!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

30 euros for the pub in an hour..

anyone fancy a beer ?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1.24p

That's no a bag of chips is it ....."

Enough for a small bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot left in bank and no payday till 23rd.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around -£150000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough so that I don't have to worry about it, not so much that it takes over my life.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

3&9d...enough to get me in the stalls sat morning..

nice to be old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to be secure , but no pension or provision for the future .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"£1.24p

That's no a bag of chips is it .....

Enough for a small bag

That's a bit personal but okay I'll take your £1.24 thanks x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not a lot left in bank and no payday till 23rd.

You get paid on Sunday's ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"3&9d...enough to get me in the stalls sat morning..

nice to be old!!!

that's 19p to the Decimal generation..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around -?150000"

Can u lend me 200quid my car poorly lol im skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1.24p

That's no a bag of chips is it .....

Enough for a small bag

That's a bit personal but okay I'll take your £1.24 thanks x "

Too Late I bought chips

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im £196 poorer than yesterday .(shopping). When they come to fix my uninsured dormer roof I will be down £3000

..so less well off by next week..Oh well..

hey ho I still have a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need another job. I did well before when i was working three jobs. Able to pay off my uni fees and my postgrad. So, i'm loan free baby!

...got no money now though because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In cold hard cash - enough to make a decent offer on a house in about an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much have you got ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be sorted when I will the euro millions this week...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How much have you got ?

I lost count it's soooooo much ..... and it just keeps rolling in since I acquired Marylebone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.74

And I'm not joking

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I wouldn't know. One's batman carries such vulgarities.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll be sorted when I will the euro millions this week...

I got bad news for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£14 till Friday

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I wouldn't know. One's batman carries such vulgarities."

Is that what those lumps are in his bat pants ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"£14 till Friday "

Come Friday will you have more or less ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gazillions

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"£3.74

And I'm not joking

Clearly !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I wouldn't know. One's batman carries such vulgarities.

Is that what those lumps are in his bat pants ?"

Saddle bags madam!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news us that I'm "worth" loads ,

Bad news is that it's all tied up in property so in terms of available cash, bugger all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Good news us that I'm "worth" loads ,

Bad news is that it's all tied up in property so in terms of available cash, bugger all

Yeah ..... You and Prince Charles both

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have about 20 quid to last me till the 28th & next month will be even worse.

At the moment, I am worrying 24/7 about money & it's getting me down.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

About £14million. I sent some cash to a Nigerian General, who promised me he'd double it by return. Just about to go test drive an Aston Martin, I suppose they'll take a cheque?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm fucking minted

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Feeling rich. There's about a tenner in my purse. Don't usually carry money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enough for a case of special brew once I sell all these big issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bout €500 to my name, but I am verified on fab and that's priceless for every else there's visa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my family, my health and my home........

I'm wealthy

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

£1.60, bus fare up from Job Centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have a tenner , but just popped to M & S to buy a sandwich & a drink - flaming £5.20 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is this money thing you talk of

we have 3 goats and a griffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we have 3 goats and a griffin"

I'll trade you my magic beans for a goat (no that was a euphemism)?

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth

£0.00 to my name (male) no job no benefits (disabled)

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

More than I need and more than I'll ever manage to spend at the current rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all now till Friday

Her

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"we have 3 goats and a griffin

I'll trade you my magic beans for a goat (no that was a euphemism)?"

I keep telling you. Just cos beans make wind blow out your arse doesn't make them magic !

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gazillions"
your bum alone must be worth millions!

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I did have a tenner , but just popped to M & S to buy a sandwich & a drink - flaming £5.20 !

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no lunch deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we have 3 goats and a griffin

I'll trade you my magic beans for a goat (no that was a euphemism)?

I keep telling you. Just cos beans make wind blow out your arse doesn't make them magic !"

Just because I'm German doesn't mean I meant Heinz.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Anyone got a spare pot I can use?

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

I started off with sod all and I've still got most of it left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me check the sofa and I'll get back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I have enough to live comfortably and do what I want without worrying and business wise the same so I'm happy

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I am Rich!! In so many ways, Money... Its just Paper!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have 21p change from the Big Mac I just bought plus some rather uncomfortable bulges under my mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not looking good. I do have an old 50p that is worth a fiver though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good news us that I'm "worth" loads ,

Bad news is that it's all tied up in property so in terms of available cash, bugger all

Yeah ..... You and Prince Charles both "

Didn't realise prince Charles total estate equates to a couple of semis and one detached house ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a lot left in bank and no payday till 23rd.

You get paid on Sunday's ?"

If payday is on a Sunday we get it the Friday before

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By *hristmascatWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"I have about 20 quid to last me till the 28th & next month will be even worse.

At the moment, I am worrying 24/7 about money & it's getting me down.

i can lend you a tenner

or make you dinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have enough to live and pay 'most' bills. But that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty to see my ass into old age.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"In cold hard cash - enough to make a decent offer on a house in about an hour

Wanna buy mine, 4 bed semi in a rather select suburb of Leeds, thats why I m selling I m common as muck,,

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Once asked this question, when I was a newly joined apprentice, to my work colleagues in the 70`s, you could have heard a pin drop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?"

34p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 21p change from the Big Mac I just bought plus some rather uncomfortable bulges under my mattress. "

May I come and sort your mattress for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without going overboard and wanting a lottery win what would the reader consider to be an substantial amount of money? Or put another way what would be sufficient to take the worries and financial irritations out of life?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£6.24 till tomorrow then get paid on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1.24p

That's no a bag of chips is it .....

Enough for a small bag

Unless you go to jumbo's then its a massive portion of chips an 4p change!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to do me till i run out

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

We have enuff to last us for the rest of our lives....providing we die within a week or so.....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

not enough

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By *lana Honey-LingusTV/TS
over a year ago

bolton

Just enough to buy flowers on the way to see my lady tonight after work, then skint till Monday

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I had 2 farthings, but threw em away after I scratched my arse with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£8.49 in my purse

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

I once get to the end of a rainbow .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm considerably richer than yo

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

no i am considerably more richer than YOU lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just emptied my pockets ... there was ... a used tissue (behave I have a cold!!), a load of crumbs (?? where they came from I don't know) and a load of Fluff ................... has Funky been depositing it again? sorry no money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have enuff to last us for the rest of our lives....providing we die within a week or so....."

This made me laugh

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I don't want to bragg but I could lend you 50p Granny

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have 79p in my pocket and a load of copper in my purse

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

approx £45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"approx £45"

Did you rob a bank?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I need to go to the dentist so will be broke again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have enough to manage, the fact I own my house and car outright means my benefits support myself and my son adequately. You cut your cloth according to your means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 79p in my pocket and a load of copper in my purse"

Damned police get shorter every year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your business !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than I had last month !! Just got my self a proper job !!!!!! Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 4.5k in cash. Well that was a few minutes before I got the phone call from the Namibian central bank asking for my sort code. I'll check again in a minute...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Enough for my modest needs and I'm very grateful for that.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just got tipped 3 squids, so my total cash is 3 squids.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"just got tipped 3 squids, so my total cash is 3 squids."

calamari for dinner tomorrow then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"approx £45

Did you rob a bank?

yep, the Bank of Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£120 less than yesterday after paying for the first sitting of my new tat but worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a receipt in Ikea yesterday that someone had left by the cashpoint that showed their bank balance to be 22000 pounds, and it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxman sent me a late Xmas present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping my head above water, but a little more never hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got more money than sense- that's right a fiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

126674500.34

Who wants some?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't want to bragg but I could lend you 50p Granny"

Lend ? fuck me ! It's prob on elastic .... how much interest ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than I went to Cheltenham with yesterday.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enough for din dins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About £18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just about enough for my wheels to get powder coated, and the respray before the bike comes back out for the summer.

then i will have no time to enjoy for working to put that money back from whence it came lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a nice house a nice car and all my bills are paid on time im not complaining (yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have a tenner , but just popped to M & S to buy a sandwich & a drink - flaming £5.20 !

should have gone to greggs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I get by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nosey nosey!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Not much but I am worth more dead.....

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Ive got a 3 year old grandson whose face lights up when he sees me,he shouts dandad and runs to me,he then looks up with a smile as wide as his little face and then I know,Iam the wealthiest man on Gods earth......FACT !

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I had tuppence to spend, but them poor birds looked so hungry

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