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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

text V last night the following:

i have a tip for the 14:05 at Cheltenham tomorrow. Dusty Rug. its never been beaten.

she text it on to a few of her friends and family, and even today, they keep askign her to clarify the name as they cant find it at the bookies lmao

you guys had any jokes that people just havent got?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes. My sense of humour is a bit odd

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've had a few jokes and comments go over people's heads. For those in the know it can be just as entertaining

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

dont give anyone a whole bar of laxative chocolate unless you know they aren't staying overnight x X X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've had a few jokes and comments go over people's heads. For those in the know it can be just as entertaining "

The business card story was brilliant!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

We were at my male cousins for a meal. His youngest daughter asked him if he wanted anything at the shop, he said get me a crocodile sandwich and tell the guy to make it snappy. So off she set. She came back and asked where his sandwich was. She replied oh dad your not funny. Yes she really did ask for the sandwich.

Still makes me laugh.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've had a few jokes and comments go over people's heads. For those in the know it can be just as entertaining

The business card story was brilliant! "

Yes, yes, yes, but I've still got 200 of the bastards in my study

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"We were at my male cousins for a meal. His youngest daughter asked him if he wanted anything at the shop, he said get me a crocodile sandwich and tell the guy to make it snappy. So off she set. She came back and asked where his sandwich was. She replied oh dad your not funny. Yes she really did ask for the sandwich.

Still makes me laugh. "
my Grandad used to send me to the shop for a quarter of kick me over the counter drops and a quarter of chicken lips,an the lady always said,not got any this week try next week,and I did went back week after week till I twigged,i was only 7 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have text my mum and told her to put a fiver on dusty rug

Ill sit back and wait for the abuse

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"We were at my male cousins for a meal. His youngest daughter asked him if he wanted anything at the shop, he said get me a crocodile sandwich and tell the guy to make it snappy. So off she set. She came back and asked where his sandwich was. She replied oh dad your not funny. Yes she really did ask for the sandwich.

Still makes me laugh. my Grandad used to send me to the shop for a quarter of kick me over the counter drops and a quarter of chicken lips,an the lady always said,not got any this week try next week,and I did went back week after week till I twigged,i was only 7 though "

that really made me laugh

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