FabSwingers.com forum: Tea making duties

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like its my turn this morning, whose having what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like its my turn this morning, whose having what?"

Coffee please milk two sugars .....thank you

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Strong black x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like its my turn this morning, whose having what?

Coffee please milk two sugars .....thank you

just putting my maids outfit on. Kettles boiling

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Single estate organic please, no sugar, a little milk or lemon (depending on the tea). Warmed teapot and a china cup.

If that's too much faff, chuck a typhoo in a mug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong black x"

Tea or coffee.

Got posh coffee machine thingy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee please amd any chance of some toast I've run out of bread. Pretty please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single estate organic please, no sugar, a little milk or lemon (depending on the tea). Warmed teapot and a china cup.

If that's too much faff, chuck a typhoo in a mug. "

Typhoo it is then. Im sorting the ladies out a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee with sugars dont be shy whith the milk please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee please amd any chance of some toast I've run out of bread. Pretty please xx"

Would you like jam or marmalade with your toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee with sugars dont be shy whith the milk please."

On to it. May need to milk the cow in the garden. Shes next to the money tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

no fingers but got chocolate digestives any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

no fingers but got chocolate digestives any good?"

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green tea thanks

k right on it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black coffee please amd any chance of some toast I've run out of bread. Pretty please xx

Would you like jam or marmalade with your toast?"

marmalade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

no fingers but got chocolate digestives any good?

Yes please x"

plain or milk? All catered for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a weak black tea please Twinkle x You're a star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee please amd any chance of some toast I've run out of bread. Pretty please xx

Would you like jam or marmalade with your toast?

marmalade please"

No probs hope you dont mind white bread. Not got anything else. Unless you dont kind waiting whilst I nip to asda to stock up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a weak black tea please Twinkle x You're a star

priority for the sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a weak black tea please Twinkle x You're a star

priority for the sexy lady"

Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black coffee please amd any chance of some toast I've run out of bread. Pretty please xx

Would you like jam or marmalade with your toast?

marmalade please

No probs hope you dont mind white bread. Not got anything else. Unless you dont kind waiting whilst I nip to asda to stock up"

white is great thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. Milk no sugar thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black tea please. Just normal Typhoo is fine.

Do you have any marmite? I fancy marmite on toast as well. Thanks muchly. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

no fingers but got chocolate digestives any good?

Yes please x

plain or milk? All catered for. "
plain please ....would you like a hand its getting busy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee. Milk no sugar thanks

just waiting on the kettle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate finger would be good too if there's any going about

no fingers but got chocolate digestives any good?

Yes please x

plain or milk? All catered for. plain please ....would you like a hand its getting busy x"

Think im ok at the mo. Got dave washing up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black tea please. Just normal Typhoo is fine.

Do you have any marmite? I fancy marmite on toast as well. Thanks muchly. x

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Black tea coming up. Yep have the devils food. Onevor two slices?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have I missed anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand tea, could I have a vanilla latte please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't stand tea, could I have a vanilla latte please."

Fussy bugger. No probs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hot chocolate please

cream on top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman.."

wouldnt stand for it euro. Stern words should be had. Of course you can. Any toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another cuppa please ?

Just going to pop in to the shower to try and wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman..

wouldnt stand for it euro. Stern words should be had. Of course you can. Any toast?"

No thank you...

I don't know why... But I suddenly feel the need for some Special K for breakfast...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have another cuppa please ?

Just going to pop in to the shower to try and wake up

Saw your other post and was already on it. Want your back washed. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman..

wouldnt stand for it euro. Stern words should be had. Of course you can. Any toast?

No thank you...

I don't know why... But I suddenly feel the need for some Special K for breakfast...

only bran flakes. Sorry. Have you been abused by ms k?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman..

wouldnt stand for it euro. Stern words should be had. Of course you can. Any toast?

No thank you...

I don't know why... But I suddenly feel the need for some Special K for breakfast...

only bran flakes. Sorry. Have you been abused by ms k?"

Not yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a cup of tea, white two, please m'dear..?

I wouldn't ask, but someone (not a million miles from this thread) seems to have "borrowed" my gentleman's gentleman..

wouldnt stand for it euro. Stern words should be had. Of course you can. Any toast?

No thank you...

I don't know why... But I suddenly feel the need for some Special K for breakfast...

only bran flakes. Sorry. Have you been abused by ms k?

Not yet...

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keep your chin up. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

No probs. Gotvloads of brandy but no whiskey.

Happy birthday. As a treat...full english too?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

No probs. Gotvloads of brandy but no whiskey.

Happy birthday. As a treat...full english too?"

You can always make a second one with brandy in it

Oh go on then, a Full English too, just what the doctor ordered after a long Night shift

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have another cuppa please ?

Just going to pop in to the shower to try and wake up

Saw your other post and was already on it. Want your back washed. Xx"

Love a woman who can multitask....

Just be careful not to mix up the "teabags"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

No probs. Gotvloads of brandy but no whiskey.

Happy birthday. As a treat...full english too?

You can always make a second one with brandy in it

Oh go on then, a Full English too, just what the doctor ordered after a long Night shift

cheers"

Least I xan do for the birthday boy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have another cuppa please ?

Just going to pop in to the shower to try and wake up

Saw your other post and was already on it. Want your back washed. Xx

Love a woman who can multitask....

Just be careful not to mix up the "teabags"

its my middle name...well really its Dianne but....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

No probs. Gotvloads of brandy but no whiskey.

Happy birthday. As a treat...full english too?

You can always make a second one with brandy in it

Oh go on then, a Full English too, just what the doctor ordered after a long Night shift

cheers

Least I xan do for the birthday boy xx"

Would it be cheeky to ask for a birthday massage? Seeing as I'm already in my birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black tea please. Just normal Typhoo is fine.

Do you have any marmite? I fancy marmite on toast as well. Thanks muchly. x

Black tea coming up. Yep have the devils food. Onevor two slices?"

Food of the gods you mean ! Two slices cut into triangles please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as it's my birthday I'll have a special coffee thanks... you provide the white coffee, I'll add the whisky

No probs. Gotvloads of brandy but no whiskey.

Happy birthday. As a treat...full english too?

You can always make a second one with brandy in it

Oh go on then, a Full English too, just what the doctor ordered after a long Night shift

cheers

Least I xan do for the birthday boy xx

Would it be cheeky to ask for a birthday massage? Seeing as I'm already in my birthday suit

have ro find my oil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black tea please. Just normal Typhoo is fine.

Do you have any marmite? I fancy marmite on toast as well. Thanks muchly. x

Black tea coming up. Yep have the devils food. Onevor two slices?

Food of the gods you mean ! Two slices cut into triangles please.

with or without crusts?

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