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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

duct tape over a wart gets rid of it? any more things we may not know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only female mosquitoes that bite.

Blood sucking bitches. Lol

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody told me that last night! I told my son to put toothpaste on his love bite and he believed me, haven't laughed so much in ages.....

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

Ducati is owned by Audi

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!"

blimey, does it?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Cigarette ash cleans silver! Dab on a damp cotton wool pad ... Brings silver up like new! ( rings, charms etc )

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Ducati is owned by Audi"

And VW owns Audi...as well as Lamborghini, Seat, Bentley, Bugatti, Skoda and 20% of Suzuki.

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING


"Ducati is owned by Audi

And VW owns Audi...as well as Lamborghini, Seat, Bentley, Bugatti, Skoda and 20% of Suzuki.

"

I knew that, but I actually surprised at that

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Ducati is owned by Audi

And VW owns Audi...as well as Lamborghini, Seat, Bentley, Bugatti, Skoda and 20% of Suzuki.

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Oh and Porsche aswell as Man & Scania trucks.......They are taking over the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"duct tape over a wart gets rid of it? any more things we may not know "

No I didn't know.

But more importantly..how do you know that?

Have you got a great big fucking wart up your nose?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"duct tape over a wart gets rid of it? any more things we may not know "
when you finish painting, store a little of the leftover paint in an empty nail polish bottle perfect for doing touch ups later just make sure you label the bottle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"duct tape over a wart gets rid of it? any more things we may not know

No I didn't know.

But more importantly..how do you know that?

Have you got a great big fucking wart up your nose?... "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the strongest garlic taste, use the central yellowish strip inside each glove, its called the "lily"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!

blimey, does it? "

it does! I got taught this by a 'beaver leader'...I kid you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you spell purple backwards it says gullible

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"duct tape over a wart gets rid of it? any more things we may not know

No I didn't know.

But more importantly..how do you know that?

Have you got a great big fucking wart up your nose?...

Lmao "

I read it on internet dunno if it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cigarette ash cleans silver! Dab on a damp cotton wool pad ... Brings silver up like new! ( rings, charms etc ) "

Disgusting fact but cig ash mixed in a paste also take hair dye off stained skin

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Using a dab of fabric conditioner on a cloth to polish glass shelves/tv units and ornaments kills the static therefore leaves them dust free for much longer.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

use dog shite to clean deep fat fryers x X X. X top tip

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"use dog shite to clean deep fat fryers x X X. X top tip "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hebden bridge is the lesbian capital of the UK :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running through your hair with a tumble dryer sheet gets rid of all the static.....plus it makes your hair smell amazing and doesn't leave it greasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!"

And if you coat the outside of the pan in washing up liquid and only wash the insides after use, they're much easier to clean at the end of your week long camping trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is who thinks of trying these things out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you give me a decent blow job i wont wipe me knob on the curtains

Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!

And if you coat the outside of the pan in washing up liquid and only wash the insides after use, they're much easier to clean at the end of your week long camping trip! "

We used to coat our dixies in a paste of washing powder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not every message to a female on fab results in a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wipe your knob on the curtains in precise horizontal lines and throw a few moths in the room at night, eventually you will have Venetian Blinds.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!

blimey, does it? "
. .if you smoke the grass the dishes stay dirty but you Wont give a fuck x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you aint used a flask for a while and it smells a bit stale put a bit of toothpaste in it add a bit of water give it a shake for about 30 secs empty it out? rinse with cold water, you will have a fresh smelling flask!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you aint used a flask for a while and it smells a bit stale put a bit of toothpaste in it add a bit of water give it a shake for about 30 secs empty it out? rinse with cold water, you will have a fresh smelling flask!!"

Ewwwww.... Minty coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you boil grass it gets burnt saucepans all clean and sparkly again!

blimey, does it? . .if you smoke the grass the dishes stay dirty but you Wont give a fuck x X X"

hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you aint used a flask for a while and it smells a bit stale put a bit of toothpaste in it add a bit of water give it a shake for about 30 secs empty it out? rinse with cold water, you will have a fresh smelling flask!!"

Or you could try washing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put an apple-fresh shine in your hair with an apple cider vinegar rinse, mix a half cup of apple cider vinegar with two cups of warm water, and pour over your freshly washed hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put an apple-fresh shine in your hair with an apple cider vinegar rinse, mix a half cup of apple cider vinegar with two cups of warm water, and pour over your freshly washed hair. "

Or use shampoo

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .I've heard a dog shit face mask gets rid of slight blemishes . x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put an apple-fresh shine in your hair with an apple cider vinegar rinse, mix a half cup of apple cider vinegar with two cups of warm water, and pour over your freshly washed hair.

Or use shampoo "
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If you aint used a flask for a while and it smells a bit stale put a bit of toothpaste in it add a bit of water give it a shake for about 30 secs empty it out? rinse with cold water, you will have a fresh smelling flask!!

Ewwwww.... Minty coffee... "

It seems to work for Starbucks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The easiest way to clean your windows is to pay someone else to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not every message to a female on fab results in a shag "

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING


"use dog shite to clean deep fat fryers x X X. X top tip "

This made me burst out laughing, what a legend

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


". .I've heard a dog shit face mask gets rid of slight blemishes . x X X "
dog shit cures cold sores too! Ok don't actually cure it... Just stops you licking ya lips!

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